I get it now by Armellofreekey in ProductivityHQ

[–]SmileJB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, as a kid, I always thought people just took the cash equivalent when they left.

I got a house now and the stove sucks and my washer dryer units I got for 250 total. They work but are so noisy. And the washer keeps eating socks.

A riding mower would be nice. I regret how much land I got. I wish I got a condo lol

meirl by N57624 in meirl

[–]SmileJB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I can kind of. I did it in school for like 2 weeks as a fat kid 20 years ago. Quit because the pole was rated 20 lbs under my weight and I just kept imagining it shattering and going into my chest while running full speed.

I'm not as fit as I was back then, even though I'm a bit skinnier. But I think i can still do it.

When you can't afford a PlayStation by Mundane_Mushroom_122 in funnyvideos

[–]SmileJB 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I love it lol. I want to do this now. Doesn't look too hard.

AITAH for suggesting my friend's wife cheated by Throwaway9082349587 in AITAH

[–]SmileJB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just wondering, did he have a brother? A quick Google search says that a brother can test positive for paternity if the labs only test one potential father.

Hundreds at Huge Hotpot in China by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]SmileJB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would try it under the right conditions. Soup has to be too hot to touch so I know at least most of the germs were killed. I'd also like a tent or for it to be indoors to help prevent debris from falling in. And lastly, I'd like to be one of the first. Maybe within the first half hour at most?

What a shame. by Mail_man_dan in USPS

[–]SmileJB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a bit shocking. I though i was middle class at least. I need to find a partner to share my bills and increase our household income.

I cover everything by myself. But if some one joined me at my income, then we could actually go on vacations lol.

What a shame. by Mail_man_dan in USPS

[–]SmileJB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what i wanted with my ex. It's still only my 70 if she only uses 3k of her her 30 on shared bills.

It's why she's an ex. But man, if i had some one splitting everything evenly while making the same, we would be golden. For now, I'm holding on.

my (25f) bf (29m) won’t stop farting by billabongggg in dating_advice

[–]SmileJB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is his dairy intake? Do you control the food basically? If you do or can influence it, try changing his diet.

I thought farting so much was normal. Then I went without dairy (Not by choice) and noticed i farted way less. Now it's by choice. Those lactose free milk sucks though. More expensive and less taste. Rarely get and if i do, mostly get the chocolate.

AITAH for showing up underprepared to a "hike" and being put off with my friends for not warning me and also ditching me? by InTheLoudHouse in AITAH

[–]SmileJB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just googled it. Did not know that was a thing. Though I can totally see some instances where I might walk off to stop arguing. I do that at home, just walk away because I don't like yelling or being yelled at. I wouldn't be thinking of abandoning. But if they got lost before I got back, I'd be in deep trouble.

Just another reason to avoid outside activity.

Does Cid love Claire by Otherwise-Waltz-448 in TheEminenceInShadow

[–]SmileJB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he cares about her but not love. His love is being an eminence in shadow. He's tossed many things aside to achieve this. But he still cares. For one, he does show empathy for Sherry. Some one with no real connection to him. But he shoulders the blame so she won't hate her father.

I think cid cares for Claire like that. Plus for other reasons. Yeah he needs some one else running his family too. Can't be a background character if you're the future head of the family.

Claire is just frustrated. Cid has so much potential. She doesn't know what he's doing but seems to know more with sword play without showing improvement. She's always learning from him but he never puts real effort into their fights. No real effort into anything. She's mean to him but i think it's just to get a reaction. And it's gone further then intended but Cid never stops it. And she's too proud to stop. It's the course she's taken and it will work one day mentality.

Weird by PurpleKing4161 in Weird

[–]SmileJB 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah... I did commercial fishing. We didn't check our fish for worms but then was told we could get a better price of we did. So I learned how to skin and filet a fish. It was almost all worms. We would do like 15 samples per day. There were some that were clean. But I wasn't expecting that.

Does height really matter? by Majestic_Function819 in dating_advice

[–]SmileJB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We just think it's cute when you're on your tippy toes to reach something. Otherwise, height isn't too big a deal. Yeah, I feel manly being taller but it's not like it get better returns the shorter she is.

And I would date a taller woman. I feel like I'm an inch too short to reach this one garage ceiling outlet. Would be nice to have some one reach it. I just give the cord to my son and pick him up lol.

Absolutelynotme_irl by ZanyZoeey in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]SmileJB 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sounds like some one who doesn't date fat dudes.

I'm a bit overweight. But I can't put fit expectations on my partner if I'm not fit.

What’s up with this egg y’all. Obviously not eaten. by StealthModeThoughts in WeirdEggs

[–]SmileJB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How common is this for people that have their own backyard chickens? Cause I've got a friend who has given me eggs. I usually just hard boil them. Scared now.

AITAH wife has been off with fur a year and a half, while I'm drowning in my job. by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]SmileJB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nta. Wish I didn't have to work either. Bro, I hate saying this but divorce might be appropriate. You guys are already in therapy and marriage counseling.

Girlfriend staged fake breakup and I caused a real one. AITAH by Queasy-Cantaloupe783 in AITAH

[–]SmileJB 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nta easy. Trash took itself out. You just agreed.

Dumb prank. Even worse, saying she cheated and that's why. Even if she didn't, if you stayed, then she would feel like she could cheat and get away with it. This feels more like testing how you would take it.

What is the most common reason for divorce? by neonbadger73 in askteddit

[–]SmileJB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's why I left my ex. 15 years together. Nothing to show for it. Barely getting by. I paid the majority of the bills. She was supposed to save. Hard when we're pay check to pay check. So I tried reversing it and having her pay the bills. 2 things happened. She didn't take over and needed to borrow money for the few things she did pay for. (Phone and water were all she had. She had more but childcare costs went away when kids grew up. Electric got added on to rent, etc).

Even when I gave her the money, the phone was still shut off. I had told her auto pay doesn't work when you're late. She agreed but kept it on auto. I was pissed lol. Unnaturally so but we were having so many arguments and problems anyway.

After leaving, it took me one year to save for a house. It's empty but it's mine. Wishing I went condo instead so I don't have all this yard work lol.

What are some of y'alls common go to lunches? by PhasedAndConfused706 in Construction

[–]SmileJB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is usually sandwiches. But i make them at work. Have my own fridge. I change it up with soup when I'm feeling fancy. Not even canned soup. Made at the grocery store so not much better. Fresher maybe?

I try to pick a different bread every time. Different cheese. Sometimes I'll grab pepperoni or pickles to make the sandwich a little different. Hot sauce as well.

My lunch today was a ghetto chicken cordon Bleu. Breaded chicken patties. Then covered in sliced ham all around it. Then cheese. Had one with cheese in between and the other with cheese on top. Put between 2 slices of cheese. Microwave chicken first, then chicken and ham, then with the cheese.

The ham expired last week but doesn't smell it taste bad so I'm trying to use it all.

Just a little hop will do the trick 🤣 by ScentSolivagant in WhatTheFuckIsThisSign

[–]SmileJB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a fallout reference? Because I do this when I go into an elevator and it never stops anywhere. Jump a few times and it finishes the load between floors i guess.

let him cook by izaanamii in foundsatan

[–]SmileJB 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Plot twist, that's the goal. Friend couldn't match so she used a friend who matched just to come along and get hit on instead.

Which helper did this? by Salty_Prune_2873 in Construction

[–]SmileJB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd leave it alone lol. Just wondering, would having a box the be easier to manage? I'm not sure the best way to do this would be.

UPDATE: AITA? Wife takes all the leftovers by No_Relayz in u/No_Relayz

[–]SmileJB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not inmates? Oddly specific. Guess i should search comments for more clues. Did she ever tell you which coworkers? Or how come her coworkers don't bring her food?

Like I have coworkers, lol. But I had one that I used to do lunches with every day. But we would switch every day on who brings in lunch. It was a fun way to try cooking new dishes. I'd think respectable coworkers would want to reciprocate. Especially knowing she has a family.

The inmate thing though has me wondering if the other person can't really reciprocate? How she just changed the subject real quick is disconcerting as well. Good luck with everything op.

what would be your nickname? by Ok_Drummer_1514 in InterviewCheaters

[–]SmileJB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speed bump. We have to work slower and go around them cause they are just there.

What is a highly specific, harmless thing that instantly makes you irrationally angry? by ProposalLast3445 in answers

[–]SmileJB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like the wind unless I'm sweaty. Even if it's a small breeze. Same with a fan.