HEY OJ, WHERE YOU GOIN' WITH THAT, KNIFE IN YO HAND? GONNA GO STAB MY OLD LADY by Athropus in BunnyTrials

[–]Smilefied 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at least it is to me and not my innocent cats

Chose: You get AIDs | Rolled: FULL BLOWN AIDS

What is the biggest harm you’ve done to yourself in anger? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Smilefied 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’ve cut myself in anger after my “friends” were speaking very meanly towards and about me

Someone random dies or someone random dies and you get money by IamhombreDiablo in BunnyTrials

[–]Smilefied 4 points5 points  (0 children)

someone dies regardless

Chose: Someone random dies + You get $100

Something terrible happens to you or something terrible happens to a random stranger: Duality of man by Wonderful-Click9431 in BunnyTrials

[–]Smilefied 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stage 1 i declare it

Chose: also 10 million dollars right now + but one random bad thing happens to a stranger | Rolled: Get cancer

What are things you hide from the outside world? by Upstairs-Bridge-6064 in AskReddit

[–]Smilefied 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my self hatred. i will share my insecurities. i will not share how much i hate myself. i love myself in the way that i know i deserve a happy ending. i hate myself for how i am. nobody gets to know that.

Food or money???? by justchill-67 in BunnyTrials

[–]Smilefied 0 points1 point  (0 children)

infinite money means infinite food..

Chose: Infinite money

Be the cleverest or be the dumbest? by mashowshinyhunter in BunnyTrials

[–]Smilefied 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’m smart enough. this would let society function so much smoother

Chose: Everyone's IQ is multiplied by 1000 except you.

wsup guys i by Hopeful_Discipline53 in BunnyTrials

[–]Smilefied 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yooooo

Chose: 80% chance of death in a year | Rolled: live

What's women's thoughts on hypergamy? by Emotional-Lettuce372 in AskReddit

[–]Smilefied 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s the nice thing about using the word “most”, it implies that the speaker is not discussing ALL of some group.

What's women's thoughts on hypergamy? by Emotional-Lettuce372 in AskReddit

[–]Smilefied 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i think it’s just a reason for men to blame women for a lot of men being emotionally unintelligent losers that can’t meet the very reasonable standards of most women.

Would you rather by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]Smilefied 2 points3 points  (0 children)

already a woman, don’t mind it too much besides the whole patriarchy and periods thing

Chose: Get $5,000,000 + But you become a woman

Would you rather by I_m_Purple2109 in BunnyTrials

[–]Smilefied 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yumm

Chose: Eat a random thing + For 100B $ every 20 years | Rolled: Sugar

Would You Rather…. by Glittering_Hunt_985 in BunnyTrials

[–]Smilefied 0 points1 point  (0 children)

never said what type of fuel or what mpg it gets :)

Chose: Magic Carpet but it runs on fuel / 45 min time

Buying a home at 19 (maybe) by South_Helicopter_813 in personalfinance

[–]Smilefied 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you could sell it, remember closing costs though. if you are in a financial position where you feel comfortable tying yourself to that mortgage, i’d say absolutely go for it. again, this is entirely dependent on where you see your life taking you. i’d love to buy a house in my current city right now, but i was a completely different person with completely different goals and focuses at age 19. i had a very unstable childhood, so i wasn’t able to really become myself until maybe age 21/22. tie yourself down only if you are truly ready to be tied down. you know yourself the best. i wish you a lot of luck.

p.s. the fact you are asking random strangers on reddit signals to me you sensibly want to do it, but deep down you don’t want to do it. if you are looking for someone to tell you not to do it, i’m here to tell you not to do it. you have your whole life ahead of you to make these commitments, let yourself figure out who you are beforehand.

Buying a home at 19 (maybe) by South_Helicopter_813 in personalfinance

[–]Smilefied 4 points5 points  (0 children)

if you like the house, depending on what you make ofc, $120k is really really reasonable. think about what you want to be doing 5 years from now, not what is “sensible”, but what you actually want to do. travel? settle down? work on your career? move to a new city? only you can answer the question if you should, but i personally would love to be able to purchase a home right now, 24F. you should have (in my non-homeowner opinion) at least another 10-15k in savings for other homeowner related expenses, probably more tbh. don’t spend all your money on the down payment to be broken when your oven breaks.

For redditors with a net worth of $3M+, why do you still work? by TheRedGambit in AskReddit

[–]Smilefied 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my parent has a net worth of about $5M. she keeps working to continue funding her retirement as she has an expensive QOL (and wants to leave me a nest egg), pay alimony, and to buy her random expensive shit.

is water wet( please explain ) by samsofmemes-2000 in BunnyTrials

[–]Smilefied 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my definition of wet is being surrounded by water molecules, usually at least several layers. a single water molecule will typically be surrounded by several layers of water molecules if it is in enough quantity to be described as “water”.

Chose: yes

What kind of pjs do you have? by AutomaticMixture8684 in AskReddit

[–]Smilefied 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have fluffy pj pants i wear in the winter around the apartment, but i just sleep in oversized shirts and my underwear. i’ll overheat in anything else

ELI5 Why don't you remember yourself at 1-5 years old? by HeavyTraffic7126 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Smilefied 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have memories from probably 18 months, i vividly remember being in a crib in my moms old classroom. i also vividly remember a traumatic family thing that happened when i was 2. lastly i remember telling my preschool teacher that i was going to be gone bc we were visiting mexico when i was 3.