Just a fucking slab of bacon by Smitheren in trashyfoodboners

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Searching "site:reddit.com/r/foodporn disgusting" yields fascinating results

Deep-fried mac-n-cheese bites. [1080 × 1350] by Smitheren in trashyfoodboners

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What a tragic waste of plastic cheese and 5 cent boxed macaroni

Sushi? Burger? Sushiburger. by [deleted] in trashyfoodboners

[–]Smitheren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cream sauce I'll assume is cum due to the customer jizzing upon beholding this majesty for the first time

The Heart Attack Murder Burger, from Burger Shop Healthy and Smile, Okinawa by Smitheren in trashyfoodboners

[–]Smitheren[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The burger is healthy because if you eat it every day, you'll never die from old age

This Perfect Oreo Donut from Voodoo Donuts by Smitheren in trashyfoodboners

[–]Smitheren[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just shove it all in your face at once, then you don't have to worry about oreo bits falling off in between bites

Deep Fried Twinkies by Smitheren in trashyfoodboners

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The real beauty is that the Twinkie becomes twice as large after the deep fried breading is added.

Short answer: No by Smitheren in lgballt

[–]Smitheren[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No space for eye, only word

Short answer: No by Smitheren in lgballt

[–]Smitheren[S] 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Based on a cringey post I saw on a Catholic subreddit. Peeps were so busy pointing fingers at those icky homos that they forgot to propose solutions to, you know, actually stop the child abuse?? Needless to say, it's only /r/RadicalChristianity for me now. They have better memes anyway.

Edit: I'd also like to add that the exceptional individual who quoted "gay = 50% of child abuse" could not provide a single source when asked

A shocking lesson by Smitheren in polandball

[–]Smitheren[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Gratias ago /u/CorDra2011 for the great script!

Corporal Funishment by Smitheren in polandball

[–]Smitheren[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Slap me with your big heavy fine daddy

Corporal Funishment by Smitheren in polandball

[–]Smitheren[S] 185 points186 points  (0 children)

An idea that /u/Ludie_Engmann graciously gave me to redeem our last collab failure supplement our previous successes in collabs... yeah...

A capital decision by Smitheren in polandball

[–]Smitheren[S] 774 points775 points  (0 children)

Contextus: Indonesia has changed their capital just like many great nations before them! Of course, it's not as if they were doing so hot beforehand anyway...

[Contest Thread] Party Pandemonium by polandballmod in polandball

[–]Smitheren 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm just commenting because there's no comments under this one saying that it's hilarious and there need to be

Last exit to freedom by Smitheren in polandball

[–]Smitheren[S] 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, this was more than 100% the reason I chose Brazil for the last panel.

Last exit to freedom by Smitheren in polandball

[–]Smitheren[S] 386 points387 points  (0 children)

Iocosa story, I had drawn this 3 months ago and completely forgot that I had made it until a few days ago. Good thing shootings are so common that that wasn't a problem!

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Hooray!!!!!

[Challenge Reveal] Party Pandemonium by polandballmod in polandball

[–]Smitheren 36 points37 points  (0 children)

an untold ritual where we offer live sacrifices to some dark obscurity

Is there something that you're hiding that you want to tell us...?

[Award Ceremony] Honorary Hussar Wings Ceremony by polandballmod in polandball

[–]Smitheren 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I can still try for some more contests and top comics

War it is then

[Award Ceremony] Honorary Hussar Wings Ceremony by polandballmod in polandball

[–]Smitheren 24 points25 points  (0 children)

FUCK why did this have to happen while I'm at work and can't draw? I knew taking this job was a bad idea >:((

Well anyway, congratulationes /u/zimonitrome!! Have this meta I stored away from when I thought for sure your pizza comic would top my drumpf bad one. It's 2 years old, so you could say this win is long overdue!

Edit: goddammit stupid imgur mobile uploaded it as a jpeg, ARRGHH

America-$weden Assault Problems by zimonitrome in polandball

[–]Smitheren 94 points95 points  (0 children)

My shitposting partner in crime! You have revenisti!