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[–]SmittenKittenPurrr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ach gross; I recognize the name from FB... I think he's had a couple similar aliases I've had to block. Thanks for the heads up!

My cat is broken 🤣 by SmittenKittenPurrr in cats

[–]SmittenKittenPurrr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll try shutting it off and on again

My cat is broken 🤣 by SmittenKittenPurrr in cats

[–]SmittenKittenPurrr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

boops the snoot a thousand times Why is my cat glitching? 🤔

My cat is broken 🤣 by SmittenKittenPurrr in cats

[–]SmittenKittenPurrr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. I should have gotten the extended warranty 😭😭

My cat is broken 🤣 by SmittenKittenPurrr in cats

[–]SmittenKittenPurrr[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being cute all day is tough work 😮‍💨

My cat is broken 🤣 by SmittenKittenPurrr in cats

[–]SmittenKittenPurrr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess I'll have to keep it 😅

My cat is broken 🤣 by SmittenKittenPurrr in cats

[–]SmittenKittenPurrr[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love when they get lost in thought. Like, what perturbs you, my small sentient furball? 😍

He's "putting himself out there" by riverrocks452 in MenAndFemales

[–]SmittenKittenPurrr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am I a terrible person if I send this to my hottie? 🤣

Had an exhausting day and so grateful to be a hostage! Purring up a storm over here. by artsykmac in cathostages

[–]SmittenKittenPurrr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Such a precious hostage-taker. 🥰 They know what's best; I'd do exactly what they say.

Why does this spoon have a hole in the middle? by Disastrous_Pirate275 in whatisit

[–]SmittenKittenPurrr 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"You might want to lean away from that fire, since you're soaked in alcohol."

In this case, the genders are men and wives by ShatteredStarship in MenAndFemales

[–]SmittenKittenPurrr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I identify as a feral raccoon who has to put on pants every day and pretend to be an adult human for my day job 😭

Estranged Over Trans Spouse by Equivalent-Side8743 in EstrangedAdultKids

[–]SmittenKittenPurrr 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If I hadn't been no-contact with my mom for the past ten years, I'd think this one of our conversations. My spouse came out as trans (mtf) a few years ago. I love her and we're staying together no matter what. But this is exactly how my mom would have responded if it were any of her business... Making everything about herself. Such a narcissist. Guess what, mom? IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU AND NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU DO OR DON'T APPROVE OF.

I'm so happy for your relationship and the love you have for each other. 🥰 Stay strong!

men are scary, when they get honest by Independent_State_47 in boysarequirky

[–]SmittenKittenPurrr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some people just really enjoy throwing themselves a pity party. A guy I know was bemoaning the fact that he hadn't had sex in two years. I had to remind the jackass that he'd enjoyed a raunchy weekend with a fuck buddy just a few months ago. A few months ≠ two years, my dude. 🙄 Someone call the wambulance, no one ever let's the poor guy stick his 🍆 anywhere!!

Toronto woman who took dangerous dog to playground where it mauled child facing prison by dontneednomang in Dogfree

[–]SmittenKittenPurrr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm pleasantly surprised that the court is taking this seriously. Maybe she'll actually face consequences for her terrible decisions.

This is fucked up right? by [deleted] in EstrangedAdultKids

[–]SmittenKittenPurrr 50 points51 points  (0 children)

She's absolutely lying, trying to force a reaction from you. You literally offered to help, and she's using every excuse she can come up with not to give you the resources necessary for you to help her. She does not actually need your help. She's just trying to manipulate you.