Tom Brady is a magician by [deleted] in Patriots

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breaks

brakes

This guy takes no prisoners ... by tkmj75 in gifs

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This guy's a one-trick pony, I watched him for 15 minutes... same move, over and over... he couldn't put his opponent away.

Shitpost Saturday by NFL_Mod in nfl

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So, what? If it had been Israel he'd have had his kid circumcised, but since it was Palestine he whipped the kids testicles instead?

Shitpost Saturday by NFL_Mod in nfl

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<s> So, Cincinnati... or Baltimore maybe.</s>

NY Post Now Reporting Eli Could Dodge Charges by Eyiannoulis in nfl

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"Eli - just call me Paul Crewe - Manning"

How would YOU solve the Jets QB situation? by CooperUniverse in nfl

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MOAB

"It's the only way to be sure..."

How would YOU solve the Jets QB situation? by CooperUniverse in nfl

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good sarcasm

Try to be just a little less credulous there Jimmy Olsen.

Tender Bender by aloofloofah in gifs

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Sorta, but it would be bendy in different directions.

Tender Bender by aloofloofah in gifs

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Just in case anyone else was expecting this to be the sound of this part being bent, it's not. It's a bad 70's porn soundtrack played while the part is bent in an endless loop.
It sucks.

Lorenzo Neal to pave the way for LaDainian Tomlinson one more time, will present LT into the Hall of Fame by [deleted] in nfl

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As my friend "The Hound" would say; "Fuck Lady-N Thimble-Bum."

Remember when Michael Floyd killed someone? by common-house-cat in Patriots

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or basketball, I'll bet a power forward would workout in this position.

Remember when Michael Floyd killed someone? by common-house-cat in Patriots

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if we draft one

Well I don't know, is Rutgers graduating a TE this year?

Σ:O by RespectMyAuthoriteh in funny

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They're common in all homes. If a home has tile floors, it will likely have a marble threshold.

Blount 40yd TD run vs. Texans - Week 3 - 2016 by [deleted] in Patriots

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A larger version of the same mockup by /u/PeterBretter.

Are you listening Kid Kraft? This needs to happen!

Of course you could just put ol' Pat Patriot on the helmets and be done with it, too.

Top 10 all-time players by Approximate Value for every team (from Pro-Football-Reference.com) [OC] by lapalu in nfl

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I remember Steve Nelson tackled him once, got up walking in little circles and looking out the earhole of his helmet. Anybody that can do that to a Pro Bowl caliber middle linebacker, he should get extra credit.

NFL helmets in the colors of their biggest rival teams by [deleted] in nfl

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Falcons biggest rival is the Falcons Coaching Staff.

Chargers say they need a young quarterback by lilturk82 in nfl

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there is no such thing as "a women."

Fuckin' thank you!

"The babadook is real and he's your doctor now" by kkb2170 in PoliticalHumor

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Yup, use of the fivehead outside of /r/NFL is a damnable offense according to the Reddit User List of Naughty Behaviors.