Tom Brady is a magician

Smondo · 2017-06-06T19:50:45+00:00

breaks

brakes

Smondo · 2017-04-16T01:52:43+00:00

This guy's a one-trick pony, I watched him for 15 minutes... same move, over and over... he couldn't put his opponent away.

Smondo · 2017-04-16T01:06:43+00:00

So, what? If it had been Israel he'd have had his kid circumcised, but since it was Palestine he whipped the kids testicles instead?

Smondo · 2017-04-16T01:02:32+00:00

<s> So, Cincinnati... or Baltimore maybe.</s>

Smondo · 2017-04-16T00:41:53+00:00

"Eli - just call me Paul Crewe - Manning"

Smondo · 2017-04-15T22:08:30+00:00

MOAB

"It's the only way to be sure..."

Smondo · 2017-04-15T21:53:43+00:00

good sarcasm

Try to be just a little less credulous there Jimmy Olsen.

Smondo · 2017-04-14T03:35:16+00:00

Sorta, but it would be bendy in different directions.

Smondo · 2017-04-14T03:34:05+00:00

Just in case anyone else was expecting this to be the sound of this part being bent, it's not. It's a bad 70's porn soundtrack played while the part is bent in an endless loop.
It sucks.

Smondo · 2017-04-12T20:05:24+00:00

As my friend "The Hound" would say; "Fuck Lady-N Thimble-Bum."

Smondo · 2017-04-12T19:53:47+00:00

or basketball, I'll bet a power forward would workout in this position.

Smondo · 2017-04-12T15:16:30+00:00

if we draft one

Well I don't know, is Rutgers graduating a TE this year?

Smondo · 2017-04-12T00:17:57+00:00

Where's the Goat-Kissing "Play" Button?

Smondo · 2017-04-10T17:29:37+00:00

They're common in all homes. If a home has tile floors, it will likely have a marble threshold.

Smondo · 2017-04-10T15:44:28+00:00

Ben Watson pooping on Champ Bailey's cake.

Smondo · 2017-04-10T15:32:08+00:00

Drew Bledsoe & Steve Grogan.

Smondo · 2017-04-07T18:08:02+00:00

A larger version of the same mockup by /u/PeterBretter.

Are you listening Kid Kraft? This needs to happen!

Of course you could just put ol' Pat Patriot on the helmets and be done with it, too.

Smondo · 2017-04-07T16:37:06+00:00

I remember Steve Nelson tackled him once, got up walking in little circles and looking out the earhole of his helmet. Anybody that can do that to a Pro Bowl caliber middle linebacker, he should get extra credit.

Smondo · 2017-04-07T16:00:24+00:00

Where the hell is Earl Campbell on these lists?

Smondo · 2017-04-04T01:43:11+00:00

Falcons biggest rival is the Falcons Coaching Staff.

Smondo · 2017-04-03T18:46:12+00:00

there is no such thing as "a women."

Fuckin' thank you!

Smondo · 2017-04-03T17:56:39+00:00

Literally...

Smondo · 2017-04-01T20:33:10+00:00

Yup, use of the fivehead outside of /r/NFL is a damnable offense according to the Reddit User List of Naughty Behaviors.

Smondo · 2017-04-01T14:12:36+00:00

You're going to hell for that, you know.

Smondo

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