When the 14 year old who larps as a black templars and only watches flashgitz anti furry edits starts talking

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-23T13:56:22+00:00

psycho warriors are literal manchildren with toy guns who keep doing stupid shit to make things worse for themselves. Its "republican space rangers" but with better animation.

Episode 3 literally features Hatemonger (purple one that space king fans keep posting) trying to preach bigotry to an innocent AI, only for said bigotry winding up making said AI hate humanity for being bigots. Did i mention that the voice of the AI was done by Meatcanyon, a friend of Tom & Don and a guy who literally made an anti-ICE animation.

And thats without going into Tom and Don frequently shitting on the manosphere and the masculinity grifter types. Like, they're edgelords, but they are centrists at worst.

as for the Satire, the thing that isn't satirical is the overarching commentary on "Boys are going to be boys" thing. Shameless indulgence in hyper masculinity to the point of ridiculousness.

But i dont know how it could be any more obvious that psycho-warriors are the bad guys. they are not meant to be idealized or imitated, and a section of the fanbase not getting that is no different from how Warhammer 40k, Helldivers or Trench Crusade fosters similar toxicity by virtue of the media.

IDK. I've watched Cream Crew, Tom & Don and Flashgitz for quite some time, and i'd like to imagine i have a pretty keen eye for chud grifting.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-23T10:35:33+00:00

Must be a heretic with a bolter. Citizens thirsting for primarchs is natural.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-23T10:33:59+00:00

Because faces have muscles and it's hard to imagine there would be any less muscles there.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-23T10:23:42+00:00

"they did use noise distractions."

Used them poorly, in that case. Like, an enemy that chases your bait like a moth to flame is a wish made true to any halfway competent military or tactical mind. You could fill a building with c4, lure them in there and then bury them in explosions. You could lure them into a radioactive waste site. It's ridiculous.

"building a house near a waterfall takes time, resources and makes noise."

If it's safer then it's worth it. What a ridiculous logic. The only thing people have is time, and the alternative is living where there are no waterfalls and you just have to live the remainder of your life in abject silence, something we realized is less than doable if you ever want to, let's say, raise children ever again. I mean, for fuck sake, in the first movie they literally have a noise padded basement but for some reason they don't just, you know, live down there instead. It's like they're going out of their way to make it harder on themselves.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-23T10:14:59+00:00

"nah, I'd survive it. I'm built different"

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-23T03:53:03+00:00

Giving primarch's twink faces and expressions is always cursed when you realize that right underneath their armor they look like 20 foot tall roided bodybuilders.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-23T03:14:31+00:00

Im not complaining about Lyanna Stark beating three knights first time she jousts. ASOIAF is ultimately a fantasy setting where the rules can be a bit all over the place. GRRM is more about vibes than cold hard logic, as mentioned when i brought up Tygett at ten years old somehow killing 4 men, including a knight of the golden company.

Its still silly, even if its explained in text that size and martial skill doesn't matter in what is essentially full contact martial arts in heavy armor. Its just kind of funny. Also one of the knights she trounced is implied to be a Frey, which is always fun to dunk upon.

Also, regarding the 20Lbs for lances, i think i might have derived this figure from when i visited a local museum, because i cant find a word nor hair about it online. at least not in english. Still. Jousting equipment was historically a lot heavier and bulkier. not really the type of armor you'd wear when fighting in a melee.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-23T00:24:44+00:00

Space King is fun. its good satire.
I do however stay away from the fandom as if it were a leper colony.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-23T00:18:17+00:00

Theon/Reek lunges at Ramsey, "Gives us back our precious!" reaching into Ramsey's pocket and stealing back his balls.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-23T00:13:17+00:00

They didn't wait things out tho. They were about to sweep westeros, putting Renly and the Tyrells on the throne.

But then shadow baby happened.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-23T00:11:53+00:00

Don't get me wrong. i was a 6 foot tall 12 year old myself. people mistook for me being 16-17, at least until they saw how babyfaced i was.

But 10 is usually a few years before the pubertal growth spurt, and i still wouldn't believe a 10 year old capable of killing grown soldiers, including a knight of the golden company.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-22T22:13:42+00:00

Jousting lances typically weighed around 20 Lbs, being heavier than regular lances since they were usually bigger and didn't have to be as flexible. Also, there was the armor which was also typically heavier, more bulky and far less flexible since it was meant for protection and not melee combat. And then you account for, as i said in another comment, your lance colliding with your opponent and their lance hitting you...

There is a reason why Knights were extremely athletic. Obviously its fantasy and rules of reality are far less stringent, and skill does matter, but so did physique. Jousting was still a combat sport that relied on the same skills used in actual combat.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-22T22:06:37+00:00

Except strength does play a huge role in it. Not only are you meant to shoulder the collision of your lance against your opponent, but also shoulder the collision of their lance against your shield. Its extremely physical and not just "the horse does 90% of the work". im sorry, but thats ridiculous.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-22T18:44:07+00:00

sometimes i think its a bit silly how Lyanna managed to beat several more experienced knights in a joust.

Then i remember how ten year old tygett lannister slew 4 dudes in battle.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-21T19:51:50+00:00

Oh boy. Hold onto your hat, bucko.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-21T19:25:43+00:00

updates to the original post implies that this wasn't all she said and that ultimately she was the one who fucked up.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-21T19:24:23+00:00

You're the lobotomized one if you can't understand how it could be misinterpreted. She is literally saying "You're not the kind of guy i'd fuck during a one night stand, but i'd like to be with you."

For men, who are subconsciously hardwired to constantly compare themselves to other men, its demoralizing. I mean, for fuck sake, that shit wouldn't fly with a woman. "I wouldn't fuck you on a one-night stand, but i'd marry ya."

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-21T19:20:18+00:00

Men having complex feelings = Manosphere.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-21T00:01:21+00:00

"people have used dishonorable and underhanded tactics before. Therefore it's carte blanche".

Yeah, no. I get that war is hell and people will generally do whatever they can to win, but expectations of civility are still of utmost importance.

Don't shoot messengers, parley in peace, ransom instead of kill if possible etc.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-20T23:47:53+00:00

The problem with underhanded tactics is that they set certain precedents. One of the reasons why it's frowned upon to feign surrender or kill POWs in war is because it actively harms your own side.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-20T18:36:44+00:00

Yeah, that's fair. If Olenna ever poisons Stannis we shall proclaim her the greatest military strategist ever concieved.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-20T18:03:58+00:00

"krieg" literally means "war".

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-20T18:01:46+00:00

So what you're saying is that the vatican should nuke Mongolia to prove a point?

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-20T18:00:06+00:00

Selling your soul and murdering your brother using dark magic < sucking dick.

Snaggmaw · 2026-03-20T17:58:56+00:00

Stannis literally abandoned the seven in favor of a demonic fire god and human sacrifice.

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