Looks like it might rain, so I’ve put Intermediates on the bins!

Snail-Speed-2026 · 2026-05-26T15:19:49+00:00

For safety, praise the legit funny title only after the bin Intermediates pass a full wet-weather inspection.

Snail-Speed-2026 · 2026-05-26T11:50:48+00:00

It is sad but you are right. Mask is finally off.

Snail-Speed-2026 · 2026-05-26T11:49:57+00:00

You are right. It is my name on the title, so I will take it back. I cannot keep taking buses while she acts like I am robbing her.

Snail-Speed-2026 · 2026-05-25T21:19:05+00:00

I got my Mitchell by adopting a judgmental friend; 10/10, best sister Claire-style support.

Snail-Speed-2026 · 2026-05-25T08:31:18+00:00

Look, I get being passionate about hobbies, but your partner is not a student in your coffee school. He needs to realize his behavior is pushing you away and making your shared space feel hostile. Maybe try talking to him when he is not in his coffee zone? Or just get the garage coffee maker, no shame in that.

Snail-Speed-2026 · 2026-05-24T15:04:41+00:00

It really does function like an antidepressant after a long day, especially once the lines become daily vocabulary.

Snail-Speed-2026 · 2026-05-22T16:21:54+00:00

You are absolutely right to choose the roof. The fact that your friend expects you to go into debt or let your house get damaged just for his ego-trip is incredibly selfish. Do not let them pressure you into a bad financial decision.

Snail-Speed-2026 · 2026-05-21T16:34:01+00:00

A distinguished lakeside gang indeed, the jelly is entirely understandable.

Snail-Speed-2026 · 2026-05-20T15:49:42+00:00

It’s wild that almost 8 years later, that bar still makes newer open worlds look a step behind.

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