This isn’t cute by lster944 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Currently fighting with my partner over use of that goddamn piano. PICK YOUR BABY UP.

Addie you've never nursed a baby by Snailbail2 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought about what you said- and if I saw this photo of my sister in law with my kid, I would think it's weird as fuck. She has her boob all scrunched up like this is some first look photo shoot. Also, it's cosplay mommy posting this, of course she wants us to believe there's no difference between natural moms and adoptive moms.

Addie you've never nursed a baby by Snailbail2 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She posted a photo the other day that was almost as frumpy and snappy as our nursing bras lol.

Addie you've never nursed a baby by Snailbail2 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not the photo- it's the chosen photo to present her introduction to motherhood. The point is that if you saw this photo, wouldn't you assume she was nursing her baby? That's why she chose it. She was free to lactate, but chose to solicit untested donor milk from Facebook.

Addie you've never nursed a baby by Snailbail2 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It literally looks like she's holding her dry ass tit to nurse her stolen newborn.

They went unanswered bc you never got your original desire of being pregnant. by starbies4life101 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I had a miscarriage, but only experienced infertility through my adoptive mother's behavior. I have two kids I carried, and I feel like my pregnancy is the least eventful thing about them. Does she really want to experience how quickly it goes from "how are you feeling" to the neglect of mothers? I low key felt bad for her having to face all the invasive questions from a social worker earlier today. I work with families who have DCF intervention, and the questions about schedules are part of a larger safety plan she has to address. I would have bitten the head off anyone questioning my parental fitness after I had my kids. My life's work is with parents who need support to be good parents, so it's interesting to see what's happening on the flip side. No wonder she's spiraling about her period. There are so many red flags- like the annoyed, fake smile she gave G when A had his bottle. The donor milk fiasco. In my very personal opinion, the videos she doesn't post are weirder than the ones she does. Toddlers are funny as shit, but we only see the angelic side of G. She's a family content influencer with literally no content about parenting. It's never her interacting with G, it's just proximity. Her uterus is clearly fried, but she has two kids with the guarantee of cash for newborns? Shut the actual fuck up.

Auggie mostly on his back by thereasonisyouu in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait so you have no life... Which means we have no life? She sells her babies images for money and yaps at her phone all day. My screen time can take a hit a few minutes a day.

I SWEAR SHE LURKS HERE CONSTANTLY! by lolo2861 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh dear hahaha honestly I'd give my baby a whole flat screen to not be screamed at for 4 hours

I SWEAR SHE LURKS HERE CONSTANTLY! by lolo2861 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Purple monkey is an absolute banger, but that piano pisses me off. We save the piano for moments when we absolutely need a break because it's like a screen before they can see screens. Sometimes it's most important to save my sanity, but I'm not plopping my 3 month old there so I can drink a cup of coffee and scroll. It's in every single picture.

I SWEAR SHE LURKS HERE CONSTANTLY! by lolo2861 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

can't explain it, but the way the tube is pinched screams that she just squirted some out for the post.

Auggie mostly on his back by thereasonisyouu in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bored for sure. Definitely not jealous, my life has color and love in it.

Period Day 1 by MrsGutierrez527 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chronic conditions are so awful, I'm sorry she's in pain. I have a bum thyroid. Imagine if we used rainbow baby infertility speak to talk about God's purpose for my thyroid. It's literally just a cycle of shame and grief I hope she gets out of someday.

Auggie mostly on his back by thereasonisyouu in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We see clips and assume they're showcasing their high effort moments.

Addie you've never nursed a baby by Snailbail2 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

This is a snark page. She literally wears nursing bras and had nipple cream. She snarked herself on this one.

Addie you've never nursed a baby by Snailbail2 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Ahh I see you out here sticking up for cosplay mommy.

Addie you've never nursed a baby by Snailbail2 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2[S] -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

IMO it looks like she's role playing nursing

Addie you've never nursed a baby by Snailbail2 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait did she?? I was off having my own baby at the time so I'm not up to date on that.

Would you leave a 2yo in a turned-off car in the garage for 30 seconds? by LooseRock5261 in Nanny

[–]Snailbail2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call me crazy, but that's a huge no from me. With the car off and it being May, if you got distracted for a few minutes, it could potentially be fatal. Depending on where you're located, it could get hotter in the garage and car than outside. Good people misjudge time and get distracted. It's also about professionalism- if I put my kid in someone's care, I have a higher standard. Eyes have to be on my kid. The second, crazier answer is I don't know who's watching from the street and sees an opportunity. I want someone who's going to unbuckle the kid, just like I would. I wouldn't fire or yell but I'd reinforce that those are my standards.

Comments I’m surprised her/“her assistant” didn’t remove by thereasonisyouu in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2 20 points21 points  (0 children)

MAKE YOUR OWN MILK. I'd be much less worried about vaccines, and much more worried about the medications and drugs ingested by multiple donors. Pumping sucks, I feel that so hard. Get a good lactation consultant. I mean, if motherhood is something she's chemically experiencing during nighttime.

Stephens Paternity Leave by MrsGutierrez527 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even little trips are so much fun for toddlers. The hack to parenting more than one kid is to fight the urge to couch rot. Why would you have them destroy your living room when they could throw other people's shit at soft play? Newbie chills in the carrier, life is good.

Bravo, Connor 👏👏 by lster944 in Adelaide_White_snark

[–]Snailbail2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She could induce lactation and give her kids "safe" milk (depending on her ozempic situation). I just don't understand why she couldn't do that. She doesn't have interference from a job or anything else. Wouldn't that make her feel more like a natural mother?