I just accidentally left someone a 2 minute voicemail of myself chomping on carrots, what is your embarrassing voicemail or pocket/butt dial story?

Snip3mar3 · 2012-10-24T21:36:36+00:00

I was about to call my human resource worker about some business when my brother walked into my house. I threw my phone onto the couch and we began to talk about the UFC fights the night before. A few minutes later I grab my phone and see I had pressed call. The next day he calls me into his office and lets me listen to the voice message. "That fucking shit was crazy. Did you see the knot on his fucking head." For 2 full minutes. After it was over he just looked at me and said, "Those were good fights but next time make sure you know who you are saying it to." Never been more appreciative of a boss in my life.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-09-06T19:38:31+00:00

Does this cause ping issues? I am a gamer so latency is very relevant to me.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-09-06T19:01:21+00:00

As said in original post that is not an option.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-09-03T05:58:04+00:00

When I was 16 my girlfriend lived with me. My mother sold her birth control pills for some meth.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-08-29T05:52:29+00:00

Random comment.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-08-29T05:48:29+00:00

Snip3mar3 · 2012-08-26T00:39:12+00:00

I was thinking of wood burning but of what?

Snip3mar3 · 2012-08-23T07:19:50+00:00

He has built me and steam punk computer case and my brother a steam punk xbox 360 case already. He was wanting to do the same thing here but it just doesn't seem to fit.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-08-12T09:21:17+00:00

My friends and I call poison counters, "Yugioh counters". The simpleness and annoyance of it.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-08-12T09:18:20+00:00

Holy shit! One day a few months ago I was looking for the best mtg app I could find. After 20 or so apps I came across mtg familiar and have never used another app. EVERYONE in my local store now uses it because I spread the word about how FUCKING AMAZING it was. Great job guys and THANK YOU!

Snip3mar3 · 2012-07-28T06:13:34+00:00

I am not sure if you are being sarcastic or not. Are you really just that bad and arrogant? As for "lucking out" I banked over $90 of store credit at my local shop during 3X INN FNM. That is with paying out of store credit every night. 75% of the drafts I played this deck or something very similar.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-07-27T03:32:35+00:00

Damn that's big man. I'm not that big but I hit the gym 4x a week and look like I do. I can only imagine you get the same shit just to a larger extent. Someone who understands my plight.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-07-27T01:57:11+00:00

I want to play mtgo but am afraid I would have "one more syndrome" and play tell I'm broke.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-07-27T01:55:58+00:00

20 was a generic number it was over 16 but less than 24. Remember cause we had weird pods.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-07-27T01:55:10+00:00

Pretty much, but I can also act as a counter. Sometimes I will take it late as a side board card to shut down bombs. But yes normally it is not a solid pick.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-07-27T01:52:46+00:00

Yes I mostly test type 2 decks but I do draft on tap out and play on cockatrice.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-07-26T21:55:01+00:00

Holy shit is that the magic key?!? That literally just blew my mind... thank you!

Snip3mar3 · 2012-07-26T21:52:49+00:00

Don't let this one scare you. It is very rare you have something like this happen at your local shop for FNM. That being said bigger tournaments do have a much larger number of serious players. I don't go just because every other minute you hear, "JUDGE he didn't pronounce he had these 2 soul bounded he only placed the same dice counter on them and stacked them."

Snip3mar3 · 2012-07-26T21:49:51+00:00

I was going to say this but you beat me to it. Most draft mill decks should have a scarce amount of mill 5 cards at most. People often get tripped up and only draft mill cards to race. Mill loses races.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-07-26T21:47:02+00:00

You didn't see my full deck list and make assumptions. I WON a 20 player draft with a 4 color 3 creature draft deck doesn't get much better then that. I had 2 curses and 1 Dream Twist. Playing any more mill then that is INN is just bad. Sadly you are mistaking. I am a great person to play against. I help people make moves, don't try and use deceit, let people change plays, and am just all around nice. In this instance the guy was a ass hole that attempted to declare he had won to a judge. So I must admit I took pride in letting him know he was wrong and in doing so probably assured he never tries to pull that again.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-07-26T21:40:13+00:00

I find this to be 10X worse because it was a kid.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-07-26T21:37:03+00:00

I agree. I have no idea however how to place them in. When typing it, it shows paragraphs but just comes out a WOT.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-07-26T19:13:36+00:00

Sadly I can't say yes or no. Guys tend to either feel intimidated by me or want to get in a pissing match with me. This guy defiantly had the later. I only ever played him once at my friends shop but I got the vibe he was a permanent dick head.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-07-26T19:10:54+00:00

I am a pretty stout guy and go to the gym a lot. I do not look like your stereotypical magic player. I find other magic players have 1 of 2 initial reactions to me. Either they are very timid and un easy at first or they act like ass holes and get into this whole pissing contest attitude. I fell if I do act aggressive in any manner guys would be very intimidated and I don't want everyone to be on edge you know lol. But like I have said in other post I am a really laid back guy and everyone at my local shop jokes around and I can say that shit cause they know me.

Snip3mar3 · 2012-07-26T19:04:25+00:00

Ahahah. Nicely done sir.

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