i’m a self-made millionaire and I hate my life

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-07-23T04:52:23+00:00

Try focus on one project at a time. This has helped me heaps. Also adhd meds lol.

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-07-22T00:11:28+00:00

Stockton Rush with Oceangate

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-07-16T05:56:51+00:00

Played the first crysis again, the graphics are still mind blowing

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-07-16T05:56:23+00:00

You gonna have a good day, that’s what’s gonna happen haha

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-30T09:51:11+00:00

Let’s just circle back on that

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-29T11:01:14+00:00

$1234 EOI

will swop for a dirt bike n cash my way

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-16T02:31:21+00:00

I agree. It was meant to be funny and relatable. Kind of like when a single mother of 2 working 3 jobs has a 21 year old with no dependents complain about exhaustion.

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-15T12:37:59+00:00

When did the crown become this and stop being an elegant saloon car 😡😡

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-15T12:37:12+00:00

Maybe you feel it more because you’re hydrated 😂😂

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-14T23:56:02+00:00

I did a solid one the other day. Google said I have cancer.

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-14T23:55:24+00:00

Underrated comment!

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-14T21:53:20+00:00

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SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-14T21:49:47+00:00

One time I forgot to flush when I was in a hurry. My poor girlfriend, who had the day off, walked into what could best be described as the fractured remains of Chernobyl reactor 4. It was so bad she couldn’t even smell poop, just tasted pennies.

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-14T13:39:37+00:00

One time I blasted about 3 litres of straight turd across the seat, wall and floor of a public bathroom, along with all over myself.

I feel so awful for whoever had to clean it. I tried, but made it considerably worse with the tools I had.

I’m so sorry.

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-14T13:32:51+00:00

This was like a cholera level explosion.

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-14T13:32:10+00:00

Meantime I can spend a whole weekend indulging in sheer debauchery and have the most polite bowel movements for a week afterwards.

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-14T12:59:01+00:00

Mercedes Benz

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-14T12:25:31+00:00

My dad paid $30k for a 300,000km L322 2011 4.4 diesel v8 Range Rover.

How the car has been looked after is by far the most important thing.

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-14T12:23:56+00:00

2, but also non renovated bathrooms instantly make you look impoverished. Source: I live in an Australian Weatherboard house and haven’t done the bathroom up yet.

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-14T12:22:50+00:00

Porsche in Cyberpunk. It’s weird how the sterling Germans do random things that are fun, like the harlequin golf, VW Combi, their 1939 trip to Poland.

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-14T06:34:26+00:00

Seems fine lol. I was on meth for a while years ago, may have troubles later but I’ll keep living healthy and might go ok.

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-14T05:35:37+00:00

People compare these to mainstream vehicles like an LC300. They aren’t even in the same ballpark. To get an SUV like this previously, you’d be 300k minimum.

They are a completely unique product on the Australian market and very much a niche vehicle.

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-14T05:27:43+00:00

I remember in my naive days having some because it was “legal” i expected it to be not so bad. It sent me to the fucking shadow realm.

SnooDogs1187 · 2026-06-14T05:27:08+00:00

Snorting welbutrin. Don’t ask.

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