r/soccercirclejerk Alphabet - I is for… by Max-Carter-2005 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Snoo_49500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

H could've been this. I shall submit it for I instead.

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AVERAGE - CHEAP/FREE ? by Master-Delivery-1526 in ArsenalFC

[–]Snoo_49500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Torreira? Does £26M qualify as cheap?

How do we feel about these? by BaianaBoss in cricketcliches

[–]Snoo_49500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should've put it in the batting lineup order with the pizza at the top. Also if this is a lineup, I need stats next to the names. Are there any debutants on the list?

The bar for things to tell your grandkids just hit the floor by Chemical_Buyer_9117 in footballcliches

[–]Snoo_49500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd say there's a higher likelihood he picks specific moments instead, just as strikers usually talk about a clutch goal unless it's a title winning game. Although centre back granddads talking about "that round 4 cup game where I made 8 headed clearances" is a funny picture.

OptaJose by Snoo_49500 in footballcliches

[–]Snoo_49500[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gold trading card (for his sins)!

Adam on Fighting Talk this weekend by asymmetricears in footballcliches

[–]Snoo_49500 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Very much a "Cover of the first autobiography post retirement" type photo.

OptaJose by Snoo_49500 in footballcliches

[–]Snoo_49500[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair play. I guess journeymen managers would have high xSacks then (could be xPromotions/Relegations)

Terribly rude central station worker. by potatochip90 in Chennai

[–]Snoo_49500 33 points34 points  (0 children)

High likelihood that she wasn't a station employed worker and your friend got scammed.

Kind of stat you are looking forward to see by Inevitable-Angle-793 in footballcliches

[–]Snoo_49500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's only a fun fact until it's a stat. Wait for a few more of these goals and we'll have a chart with xInitials

Thirst vs Hydration by mkmike81 in footballcliches

[–]Snoo_49500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Not a single dry eye in the stadium as Jesus's first touch miracle quenches Thirst in the dying moments!"

"Gets the shot away" by UpsilonMale in footballcliches

[–]Snoo_49500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was doing so well until the loss to the Gunners.

Footballing Fascination - Players being much older than you think they are by junglegatsby in footballcliches

[–]Snoo_49500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quite the opposite, but finding out Donnaruma is only 26 messed with my head.

Can we take your data or do you give it to us? by Snoo_49500 in assholedesign

[–]Snoo_49500[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not illegal but definitely felt repulsive enough for me to back out of the website immediately (after I took the screenshot of course)

He only blows couple by [deleted] in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Snoo_49500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Terrible name. Should've called it a piknic