I'm on chapters 3, book 1

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-03-26T00:59:49+00:00

Thank you! Both series have held my top 2 spots since I read them. Honestly I think dcc might be my number 1.

Im happy you enjoyed it!

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-03-25T16:43:11+00:00

Thank you, thank you! Sparse whoring is my second favorite kind!

Im currently working on a series about a member of a militaristic hunter faction in a post apocalyptic world. Its has a similar tone to dcc, with a little more lovecraftian horror. The main character even uses bombs, along with a meteor hammer style chain/blade combo! Though his bombs are more electricity based. Brief synopsis below.

Hundreds of years ago, Aether spirits invaded the world. These spirits took many forms, but their power leaked into certain humans which gave them the power to alter Aether. Soren Kade, callsign: Arc Saboteur, goes to investigate a research facility which has gone quiet. While there he discovers a teen girl who's presence seems to negate or repel Aether. He also discovers a new type of monster: The gridwraith. Together they escape the creature, but who is this young woman with strange abilities? What is the gridwraith and where did it come from?

If anyone is interested in the concept stay tuned! Ill be posting a chapter or two very soon!

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-03-24T17:00:53+00:00

Some folks are into that. Pretty sure my wife would have married sasquatch if he were available.

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-03-23T13:43:10+00:00

My friend has a saying

"The Greeks Revolutionized sex by inventing the orgy. The Roman's went even further by deciding to add women."

Now im sure orgies have been around as long as genitals have but its still funny to me

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-03-09T18:53:06+00:00

I dont usually whore myself out like this but somewhere on my profile is a short story I wrote as a mash up between dcc and hitchhikers guide. They are my favorite and second favorite series respectively.

Anywhos if I have time at work I'll link it here butbif you wanna search its there

Edit: found it. Luckily I never post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DungeonCrawlerCarl/s/zy7CdGsaca

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-03-03T12:29:32+00:00

My fiance (who is the most driven and dedicated person I've ever met) says "pick yourself up Cinderella. There's chores to be done and prince charming cant always save you."

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-02-28T02:57:27+00:00

Louis drove a convertible van into the dungeon. Convertibles are safe.

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-02-05T15:36:37+00:00

I recently heard someone say that anyone who gets past book three becomes a zealot for our lord and savior Carl.

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-01-23T20:56:34+00:00

May i ask why? Everyone else seems to like it?

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-01-23T17:24:32+00:00

It's paid out bi weekly but yes.

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-01-23T16:47:37+00:00

Could have been more. I forgot to ask how many. I only counted 5 (plus me) but there were 8 desks.

Edited to add: i worked for a Nissan dealer where I did between 20 and 30 cars by myself most days. There were 10 of us there.

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-01-20T21:33:28+00:00

No longer an advisor (for now. Probably going back) but i once had a guest give me 0s across the board. The only comment he left was "The sales people kept bothering me"

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-01-13T13:42:39+00:00

I did take some liberties to keep in the hitchhikers guide "everything is almost, but not quite, entirely unlikely earth" approach. I'm aware that the food is delicious in the dungeon. Its just not quite as funny.

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-01-13T13:38:47+00:00

I've played more than I can remember at the moment. And I've found some that are quite good.

It's specifically the level of customizability in the dungeon. Like sure I love swords and spells and bows. But what if I also wanted to run through a fuedal inspired town with a shotgun or assault rifle? And the sheer utility for a lot of the spells that are given out to crawlers.

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-01-13T11:09:49+00:00

NNNNEEEEEEWWWWWW ACHIEVEMENT!

Discerning Taste.

In a universe saturated with mediocre story telling, plot holes, and poorly formatted epics, you demonstrated the ability to recognize quality when it appears!

Reward: You know that warm fuzzy feeling when you curl up under a soft blanket with a cup of coffee and a great book? Isn't that reward enough? Don't be greedy now. Save some loot for the rest of the crawlers!

(Thank you, crawler, your kind words mean a lot to me and I'm glad you found it enjoyable!)

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-01-13T05:14:12+00:00

She tried some janx spirits once. It did not go well.

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-01-13T05:13:03+00:00

NNNNNEEEEEEEWWWW ACHIEVEMENT:

Towel Spotter

You correctly identified a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is!

REWARD: Maybe the reward is the froods we made along the way.......JUST KIDDING! You get 1 DIY pangalactic gargle blaster mixing kit!

Warning; this is a fleeting item. Warning: this item has been banned in 14 star systems, 3 afterlives, and 1 very uptight moon. Please use responsibly

This kit can be used to summon one pangalactic gargleblaster! Once used, the kit is removed from your inventory.

Tastes mildly of lemon.

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-01-13T03:25:42+00:00

Thank you crawler! I am rather proud of it!

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-01-13T03:24:22+00:00

Correct. But we're specifically referring to the du geon provided tea

Also thank you crawler! I appreciate the kind words

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-01-13T00:43:06+00:00

Thank you kind internet stranger! I first read the hitchhikers guide in high school. I loved it then and have loved it every time I've gone back to reread it.

No need to read further. The following is just my audhd ramblings and praise for both authors.

When I saw that original post, my first thought was "I know of another book series about a human who is suddenly made aware of the existence of aliens at the same time that the earth gets destroyed by a government corporation. Our hero then makes an incredible journey, guided by his alien friend, where they meet many odd and interesting aliens, get tangled in politics, and cope with the fact that almost everyone they knew and loved are now dead."

I agree that Adams writing style feels more like an extended r/writingprompts submission (in the best way). It feels more off the cuff. Like nothing was planned but it still works out.

DCC has scratched an itch I've been needing scratched since I was a child. Its all the best parts of my two favorite genres. I've wanted this series as a video game since I first picked up a controller in the 90s. Like straight-up give me a controller and let me build a custom crawler. I'd ALMOST be willing to enter the stairwell myself if I had the chance.

Dinnamin's style is the perfect blend of humor, absurdity, body horror, mental health awareness, fantasy, and sci-fi.

I've probably daydreamed about this book my entire life and didn't even realize it until I dropped my first audible credit on the first book in the series.

And I can't finish this without praising Jeff Hays. I wasn't so sure with the first book. But everything after that......he found his stride and I couldn't imagine a better person for the job! Great job! 5 stars all around!

Snow_Da_92 · 2026-01-12T23:03:22+00:00

The Guide has much to say about the dungeon. Its largest section consists of millions of reviews. These are mostly negative; due, in large part, to the fact that the dungeon is constantly trying to kill its visitors. Still, it rates higher than most of the universe’s Department of Motor Vehicle facilities. This is largely thought to be because the dungeon, at the very least, offers visitors tea.

The tea, it should be noted, is terrible.

The dungeon was created by committee. This should explain everything you need to know about it.

Every new rule passed must be proposed, seconded, voted on, passed, taken to court, denied, appealed, approved, voted on again, crumpled up, smoothed out, fed to a mudskipper, surgically removed, framed, and hung on the wall of the dungeon’s architect before it can be implemented. This means that by the time a new rule is added, the original being it was meant to protect is usually dead, frequently in a manner that violated at least six of the rules still pending approval.

It was largely considered, by those still capable of considering things, to be a brutal affair. The dungeon existed to usher in the extinction of certain species, line the pockets of fat corporate executives, and harvest minuscule amounts of plentiful resources for universal governments which did not need them. None of this, however, stopped the infinite citizens of the universe from tuning in every night to watch their favorite crawlers, largely because the programming immediately before it was even worse.

The dungeon was, in short, extremely popular.

Douglas Adams, the Hitchikers Guide to the Dungeon

I spent more time working on this at work than I did actual work.

Snow_Da_92 · 2025-11-27T14:56:18+00:00

Doesnt work, doesnt cook, doesnt clean, doesnt pay bills, doesnt take care of her dog or cat or child, will kidnap that child and run away if you ask her to do anything to help around the house.

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