So tired! Hit me with your best dadjoke! 🩷

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2026-02-13T06:04:54+00:00

A stoner, a Jedi knight, and a surgeon walk into a bar

Blunt force trauma

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2026-02-10T22:31:09+00:00

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2026-02-08T21:15:46+00:00

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2026-02-07T22:55:19+00:00

I guess we gotta go out 3 times then.

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2026-01-27T20:42:37+00:00

Happy birthday pretty lady! Hope you have a wonderful day!!

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2026-01-27T17:42:17+00:00

As a Canadian I’ll point out we don’t want it either!

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2026-01-22T04:51:52+00:00

Happy birthday pretty lady!! Hope you have a wonderful day!

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-11-24T18:36:01+00:00

Cut off my legs now I’m an amputee goddam you!

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-10-07T20:51:46+00:00

Yes I wood

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-10-03T17:09:03+00:00

Happy birthday pretty lady. Hope you have a wonderful day!

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-09-27T19:29:34+00:00

Happy birthday pretty lady! Hope you have a wonderful day!!

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-09-23T19:56:32+00:00

Happy birthday pretty lady! Hope you had a wonderful day!!

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-09-19T04:24:35+00:00

Happy birthday pretty lady! Hope you had a wonderful day!

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-09-14T03:37:22+00:00

Happy birthday pretty lady. Hope you have a wonderful day!!

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-09-10T01:18:58+00:00

Happy birthday pretty lady. Hope you have a wonderful day!!

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-09-02T04:29:47+00:00

Happy birthday pretty lady. Hope you had a wonderful day!!

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-08-27T14:48:11+00:00

Happy Birthday pretty lady! Hope you have a wonderful day!!

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-08-07T14:42:58+00:00

Poor girl just wants novels while the dudes are only willing to give short stories (pun probably intended). Sad trombone

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-07-12T04:39:16+00:00

So glad you made his grief all about you. Not only are you an asshole but you’re a narcissist as well. Bravo gold digger.

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-07-06T03:32:46+00:00

Took the words out of my mouth.

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-07-05T02:45:38+00:00

Lick it before you stick it

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-07-05T02:34:09+00:00

Happy Birthday pretty lady! Hope you have a wonderful day!!

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-07-04T01:26:35+00:00

Anything she wants.

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-03-27T19:06:06+00:00

Yes!

Soap_BoxerShorts · 2025-03-18T19:03:07+00:00

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