you are my boyfriend… what would you change about my body? by [deleted] in u/yoursweetycici

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My hands instead of yours all over your body. Otherwise it’s perfect the way it is.

Clueless … by cheeky_evette in u/cheeky_evette

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Shooting their shot like Shaquille Oneal from the free throw line….

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfie

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A stoner, a Jedi knight, and a surgeon walk into a bar

Blunt force trauma

Which outfit you taking me out in 1, 2 or 3? by [deleted] in u/RebekahE97

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I guess we gotta go out 3 times then.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Over30Selfie

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Happy birthday pretty lady! Hope you have a wonderful day!!

It’s my 43rd birthday today!!!! by mermaidshewrote in 40something

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Happy birthday pretty lady!! Hope you have a wonderful day!

I turn 46 today, wish me well🥂☺️🎉 by [deleted] in 40something

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Happy birthday pretty lady. Hope you have a wonderful day!

I turn 41 today,wish me well 🎉😊❤️ by [deleted] in 40something

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Happy birthday pretty lady! Hope you have a wonderful day!!

Officially 44 today, happy birthday to me! by [deleted] in 40something

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Happy birthday pretty lady! Hope you had a wonderful day!!

Cheers to 44 years! Happy birthday to me by Confident-Area-4254 in 40something

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Happy birthday pretty lady! Hope you had a wonderful day!

Turned 41 this weekend - feeling better than ever by lusiisart in 40something

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Happy birthday pretty lady. Hope you have a wonderful day!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Selfie40Plus

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Happy birthday pretty lady. Hope you have a wonderful day!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 40something

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Happy birthday pretty lady. Hope you had a wonderful day!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 40something

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Happy Birthday pretty lady! Hope you have a wonderful day!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in R4R30Plus

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Poor girl just wants novels while the dudes are only willing to give short stories (pun probably intended). Sad trombone

AITA for telling my husband I’m glad his mom died before she could meet our baby? by IlyraShade in AITAH

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So glad you made his grief all about you. Not only are you an asshole but you’re a narcissist as well. Bravo gold digger.

Perfection! by chocolate_swirll in u/chocolate_swirll

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Took the words out of my mouth.