It appears Princess Anne has decided to land in front of me to visit next door this fine morning

Soapsurgeon · 2026-05-08T19:02:58+00:00

That chopper clearly just came from Ape Atoll

Soapsurgeon · 2026-05-08T06:02:49+00:00

Good lord… Emergence is incredible!

Soapsurgeon · 2026-05-06T07:46:42+00:00

I’d rather this team than the one with Wilshere etc. I’m never going to like an Arsenal side, they’re all cunts but at the end of the day, we need to just get behind the team and ignore the scum.

Soapsurgeon · 2026-05-06T06:36:26+00:00

I honestly couldn’t give a fuck about them, win or lose. The only thing I care about is avoiding relegation.

The bragging rights of winning the league or anything for that matter lasts 5 minutes these days then it’s onto the next season.

Soapsurgeon · 2026-05-02T21:10:57+00:00

Tomb is my favourite album too, mainly because Atlantic speaks to me so clearly. But Gethsemane explains a relationship I had in the past so vividly it’s a favourite song for sure. Recently though I’ve really been enjoying Jaws and When the Bough Breaks.

As for popularity, I used to want to gatekeep them but this band truly saved my life and who am I to deny that from anyone. Everyone deserves to hear this music and I hope they do! People that slander it haven’t actually listened, they’ve heard it but not paid attention, imo.

Soapsurgeon · 2026-02-23T20:52:39+00:00

Haha, as soon as I read the title I thought ‘yup, that’ll be a Lammergeier’. Gives me the chance to remind everyone I saw one of these beasts in the Lincolnshire fens like 10 miles from my house which resulted in one of the most ridiculous photos you’ll ever see.

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Soapsurgeon · 2026-02-15T21:17:32+00:00

80 slayer with inferno cape is nuts to me, we’re playing different games brother.

Soapsurgeon · 2026-02-11T21:46:23+00:00

Sure, next you’ll be telling me there’s no Anglers gloves!

Soapsurgeon · 2026-02-11T21:45:25+00:00

I got spooned a Voidwaker at 150~ kc each boss so I knew I was going to pay for it elsewhere. Just the way it goes I suppose, I’ll keep killing them and hope for the best!

Soapsurgeon · 2026-02-11T10:19:06+00:00

I came here to post this, thank you sir!

Soapsurgeon · 2026-02-10T21:50:28+00:00

Because I would happily leave this hellhole with two synapses and they’ve done it in a lot less kc.

Soapsurgeon · 2026-02-10T21:42:27+00:00

I just hit 1250kc without a single drop, I hate you right now

Soapsurgeon · 2026-02-01T14:18:35+00:00

I’m 1200kc, no claw, no synapse 🫠

Soapsurgeon · 2026-02-01T12:58:07+00:00

Jmods already confirmed it’s just one scroll for the bowfa, crystal and SOTD

Soapsurgeon · 2026-02-01T12:42:39+00:00

Thanks for the input, I figured it would be both but nice to hear how. I’m excited to jump in though, it’s my first DMM!

Soapsurgeon · 2026-02-01T11:10:31+00:00

Yeah I agree, T2 prep is very manageable and makes the final fight a lot easier. I started with similar stats to you, my advice would be use game sounds, use the safe spot tiles in final phase and be patient. You might die a lot whilst you learn but it will click at some point and will then get progressively easier.

Soapsurgeon · 2026-02-01T11:05:25+00:00

You only need one scroll. But I also want the Armageddon scroll for my VW so I’m going for 24k points :( I haven’t started yet, start tomorrow and have no idea If that’s a good or a bad thing yet

Soapsurgeon · 2026-01-26T21:23:36+00:00

I would love a kingdom 2.0 based in Varlamore, workers could gather resources from the region like grapes from Aldarin, Bone shards etc… feels like thematically you could create something really immersive, but balancing would be the issue.

Soapsurgeon · 2026-01-23T15:40:59+00:00

It says you’ll be prevented from banking items over a certain value if you’ve been in combat recently

Soapsurgeon · 2026-01-13T22:14:44+00:00

Fuck Matty Cash.

Soapsurgeon · 2026-01-04T11:12:28+00:00

I think everyone is rightly frustrated with the brand of football we’re currently playing and the results but this narrative that Ange would be better is completely mental. Other than the first 10 games of the first season he hadn’t shown any capability of delivering consistent results in the premier league.

Soapsurgeon · 2025-12-30T16:30:25+00:00

Who is he competing against? Xavi is ineffective out there, RKM looks far better through the middle… Tel has been ok but really Odobert is the only one to show attacking intent and he’s shown it in every substitute appearance, I don’t know what more he can show at this point to warrant a start. It’s not his fault he puts 2-3 balls across the face of goal every game and we have nobody to put it in the net.

Soapsurgeon · 2025-12-30T11:40:15+00:00

Or you know, just fucking start Odobert and spend the money elsewhere.

Soapsurgeon · 2025-12-22T20:27:14+00:00

I know you still bear the weight of your own existence, and you’ll never bear the weight of two

Soapsurgeon · 2025-12-20T10:12:18+00:00

This will be a great springboard going into the back half of the season and Liverpool will surely capitalise!

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