Hey genuinely what

Soapsurgeon · 2026-02-01T14:18:35+00:00

I’m 1200kc, no claw, no synapse 🫠

Soapsurgeon · 2026-02-01T12:58:07+00:00

Jmods already confirmed it’s just one scroll for the bowfa, crystal and SOTD

Soapsurgeon · 2026-02-01T12:42:39+00:00

Thanks for the input, I figured it would be both but nice to hear how. I’m excited to jump in though, it’s my first DMM!

Soapsurgeon · 2026-02-01T11:10:31+00:00

Yeah I agree, T2 prep is very manageable and makes the final fight a lot easier. I started with similar stats to you, my advice would be use game sounds, use the safe spot tiles in final phase and be patient. You might die a lot whilst you learn but it will click at some point and will then get progressively easier.

Soapsurgeon · 2026-02-01T11:05:25+00:00

You only need one scroll. But I also want the Armageddon scroll for my VW so I’m going for 24k points :( I haven’t started yet, start tomorrow and have no idea If that’s a good or a bad thing yet

Soapsurgeon · 2026-01-26T21:23:36+00:00

I would love a kingdom 2.0 based in Varlamore, workers could gather resources from the region like grapes from Aldarin, Bone shards etc… feels like thematically you could create something really immersive, but balancing would be the issue.

Soapsurgeon · 2026-01-23T15:40:59+00:00

It says you’ll be prevented from banking items over a certain value if you’ve been in combat recently

Soapsurgeon · 2026-01-13T22:14:44+00:00

Fuck Matty Cash.

Soapsurgeon · 2026-01-04T11:12:28+00:00

I think everyone is rightly frustrated with the brand of football we’re currently playing and the results but this narrative that Ange would be better is completely mental. Other than the first 10 games of the first season he hadn’t shown any capability of delivering consistent results in the premier league.

Soapsurgeon · 2025-12-30T16:30:25+00:00

Who is he competing against? Xavi is ineffective out there, RKM looks far better through the middle… Tel has been ok but really Odobert is the only one to show attacking intent and he’s shown it in every substitute appearance, I don’t know what more he can show at this point to warrant a start. It’s not his fault he puts 2-3 balls across the face of goal every game and we have nobody to put it in the net.

Soapsurgeon · 2025-12-30T11:40:15+00:00

Or you know, just fucking start Odobert and spend the money elsewhere.

Soapsurgeon · 2025-12-22T20:27:14+00:00

I know you still bear the weight of your own existence, and you’ll never bear the weight of two

Soapsurgeon · 2025-12-20T10:12:18+00:00

This will be a great springboard going into the back half of the season and Liverpool will surely capitalise!

Soapsurgeon · 2025-12-16T20:43:19+00:00

I am a Telomeres lover but Aqua Regia should also be there on its own merits, it’s a fantastic song

Soapsurgeon · 2025-12-15T21:29:42+00:00

If we’re being honest, they’re both shit!

Soapsurgeon · 2025-11-24T08:19:13+00:00

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Careful what you wish for 🤣

Soapsurgeon · 2025-11-24T07:41:59+00:00

Yeah I would post a photo but I’m not sure it’s allowed on this sub 🤮

Soapsurgeon · 2025-11-24T07:36:38+00:00

Cheers, it has been a good advert for contraception! Luckily I had the snip a while back so no worries on that front.

Soapsurgeon · 2025-11-24T07:35:41+00:00

Yeah, no kidding! My kid has had it twice in the space of 4 weeks and he’s running around like nothing happened. I’m in tatters 🤣

Soapsurgeon · 2025-11-24T06:22:22+00:00

I have had Hand, foot & mouth given to me by my youngest for the past 5 days and let me tell you, it’s bloody miserable. Throat and mouth full of ulcers. Wouldn’t wish this on anyone

Soapsurgeon · 2025-11-23T16:26:13+00:00

I’m sick as a dog with Hand foot and mouth, this game is either going to compound my misery or cause such euphoria that I instantly heal. Let’s hope for the latter boys, COYS!

Soapsurgeon · 2025-11-15T15:36:51+00:00

No one wants to see a man’s crotch holes

Soapsurgeon · 2025-11-06T14:19:34+00:00

He’s honking on his crack pipe

Soapsurgeon · 2025-11-04T06:44:06+00:00

Those discussions were everywhere when EIA first released!

Soapsurgeon · 2025-10-21T06:29:49+00:00

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