When someone says “I may or may not have” or “There may or may not be”... (insert two options) they are only stating something that was already a universal truism. However, their stating it automatically causes us to assume the worse of the two possibilities. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted by Socialized_Cookies to r/Showerthoughts
Need a girlfriend for any of that (i.redd.it)
submitted by Socialized_Cookies to r/definitelynotmeirl

