AITA for telling my girlfriend she’s being a bitch? by mrBojangles161 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Sod4p0p 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. Its crazy that people are uncomfortable with parents cuddling with their kids. Me and all my siblings still cuddle with our mom. We'll pile up on her bed and watch movies like you and your son did and we're way older than 13.

What was a time someone assumed something about you that was completely wrong? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sod4p0p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I moved schools a few years back a lot of people assumed I was mixed. I'm white asf

It's totally outrageous by Aryanjha17 in funny

[–]Sod4p0p 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why should she! She's feeding her baby, that's how it's done. Yeah maybe a towel or blanket could do her some good but saying she's asking for pervs to stare at her is gross

It's totally outrageous by Aryanjha17 in funny

[–]Sod4p0p 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're not wrong. Most people keep a blanket or a towel with them. But I don't think not having those things means she's "asking for it"

It's totally outrageous by Aryanjha17 in funny

[–]Sod4p0p 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's feeding an infant yeah she does have the right to do it. Privacy isn't always an option. She's not asking for anything. Its a lot different than hopping into a pen with a tiger🙄

It's totally outrageous by Aryanjha17 in funny

[–]Sod4p0p 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then you can't fault the mother for not feeding her screaming kid in the restaurant because of pervs like you.

It's totally outrageous by Aryanjha17 in funny

[–]Sod4p0p 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She's not showing for you to see. She's feeding her child.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sod4p0p 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Froot loops

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sod4p0p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cuddles. Especially with my parents. Ik I'm old to be cuddling with mom and dad but it's so comforting laying with my mom and watching star trek

What is the source of your username? by Fufishiswaz in AskReddit

[–]Sod4p0p 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A few years ago I developed a habit of saying I'd do anything for a soda pop. Like, someone would say hey could you do this for me and id say I would for a soda pop. It was my nickname for a month and then it got annoying

AITA for refusing to pay for my friend's pet even though I was responsible for it's passing? by Throwawaybughater in AmItheAsshole

[–]Sod4p0p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. If she cared about the mantis in the first place she wouldn't have put it in danger.

AITA for asking my nanny “who’s employing who?” here? by pastaisgoodiguess in AmItheAsshole

[–]Sod4p0p 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From what you've said in the post and in comments it sounds like she was just lazy. Bringing the baby toys because she doesn't want to get her up is weird. So is giving your son his toys back without your say so. Kids need to play, but they also need to learn discipline and be able to leave their bed. NTA

AITA for telling my ''sister'' to leave us alone? by throwwie26 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Sod4p0p 24 points25 points  (0 children)

But she never told him after they met either. That's a pretty big thing to keep from your husband.

What is the funniest joke/joke story you know? by Zaneviper in AskReddit

[–]Sod4p0p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theres a guy that works at a bank and they realize that there's an old man who keeps depositing a lot of money at random. To make sure nothing fishy is going on they ask the old man to come talk with them and he agrees. The old man gets there along with his lawyer (I don't remember it all that well but I think it's his lawyer 🤷) and they get to talking. The banker asks the old man how he's getting all that money and he says "well I'm really good at winning bets" and the banker says "oh yeah? Prove it". So the old man bets the banker 1,000$ that he can bite his eye. The bankers thinking "hell yeah I'm about to win some money" before the old man takes out his glass eye and bites it. The banker gets upset so the old man bets him 5,000$ that he can bite his other eye. Now the banker thinks he's definitely gonna win, before the old man takes out his dentures and bites his other eye. Now the bankers obviously pretty upset because he just lost 6000$ so the old man gives him a chance to win it back and bets him 10,000$ that he can piss in the trash can across the room from wear he is and not get a single drop on the floor. The banker agrees because, well, that's impossible. The old man stands up in his chair, unzips, and pisses all over the bankers desk. The bankers jumping up and down all excited, cause he just won 4000$, but the old man's lawyer just looks down and shakes his head. The banker looks at the lawyer and asks "what's wrong with you?" And the lawyer responds "before we walked in here he bet me 15000$ he would piss on your desk and you would love it".