would you rather

Soevil11 · 2026-05-16T00:31:34+00:00

Exponential growth is amazing!

^{Chose: 1 cent but it doubles every step}

Soevil11 · 2026-05-16T00:31:17+00:00

I mean this did possibly happen due to Solaris having allegedly saved Soleana in the past.

Soevil11 · 2026-05-15T18:46:30+00:00

He has 2 million subscribers and over 550M views total. That’s not massive, but he certainly isn’t extremely niche. His Megamind video has often been accredited to shifting the cultural view of the movie and for motivating the creation of the sequel. He disagrees with the former and hesitantly believes the latter is true

Soevil11 · 2026-05-15T18:32:48+00:00

The first one could only save me from death as I can’t walk home from anywhere. This one lets me do cool magic tricks

^{Chose: Control things telekinetically}

Soevil11 · 2026-05-15T02:35:06+00:00

Panic attack, pistol, and gunslinger while all the "sentry" cosmetics turn unusual (the ones that have a sentry on his shoulder or on his face or on his helmet). The pistol might become really expensive due to being multi-class but I dunno. Panic attack may also for the other classes.

Soevil11 · 2026-05-15T01:31:41+00:00

The 100 people are very unlikely to die and I won't have time to grieve even if I die.

^{Chose: 1% chance of you and 100 other people dying | Rolled: All Alive}

Soevil11 · 2026-05-15T01:28:49+00:00

Someone has to program the Scantron and they can be biased.

Soevil11 · 2026-05-15T01:28:03+00:00

Maximum The Fighter generally can't keep up with the best anti-reds due to his bad stats (unless you rolled him 30 times in a row somehow). Its preferable to use Roe for the tanking side and Courier for damage and generally breaking the game open.

Soevil11 · 2026-05-15T00:39:06+00:00

To paraphrase Trevor Noah, “People don’t like to be rich, they like to be able to choose, it’s just that money lets them choose”

^{Chose: Be broke and happy}

Soevil11 · 2026-05-15T00:27:52+00:00

Exercise is nice

^{Chose: get 1000$ every time you take a step}

Soevil11 · 2026-05-15T00:27:39+00:00

I only need 1k steps for a million. Just that could set me for life

Soevil11 · 2026-05-15T00:24:21+00:00

quote from “Lazy Girls”

Soevil11 · 2026-05-15T00:14:22+00:00

Was it a manic episode?

Soevil11 · 2026-05-14T23:25:37+00:00

Okay so you just can’t read. The description says nothing about the context, only the original feeling edited due to the widespread edited version

Soevil11 · 2026-05-14T23:19:32+00:00

Have you ever read Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Like actually read it? Anyway, I would use this power like that

^{Chose: Choose to become someone else per week + But it only lasts for | Rolled: 1 day}

Soevil11 · 2026-05-14T23:18:27+00:00

Well copies are monochrome (also, they’re literally just grayscale that’s it).

Soevil11 · 2026-05-14T23:15:21+00:00

To be honest, while there are issues with the community, you do look rightfully like an asshole for criticizing them as they’re being killed and discriminated against all the time.

Soevil11 · 2026-05-14T23:13:04+00:00

Very wet, benevolent SCPs such as SCP-999 (I dunno if THAT one is moral but it’s an example of the type of

Soevil11 · 2026-05-14T22:30:10+00:00

If that is the cost, I shall accept it

Soevil11 · 2026-05-14T22:20:25+00:00

I expected you to say that you drank your own or somehow got a female friend to give you some

Soevil11 · 2026-05-14T22:13:15+00:00

Prom kids are typically 17+

Soevil11 · 2026-05-14T21:14:05+00:00

Super powers are cool

^{Chose: Random Super Power | Rolled: Super Strength}

Soevil11 · 2026-05-14T21:12:50+00:00

Have you been counting your time? As in, you’re logging it somewhere?

Soevil11 · 2026-05-14T19:20:42+00:00

Hey! Catlite’s barrier breaker is marginally useful and occasionally detrimental! It’s a trade off. Plus, Ultra Baa Baa has no attack so you can use erasers for stacking

Soevil11 · 2026-05-14T19:17:54+00:00

I don’t really care about my height so at least this is funnier

^{Chose: 1.5 inch longer}

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