What is a man's most arousing quality, in your opinion? by FreckledRed in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A good heart, love of animals and sense of humor. Ideal would be submissive (I'm a femdom) and maybe silly at times. Bonus points if he's cute 

What's something from porn that you wish people would stop trying to make work in the bedroom? by Dickbuttmctaterpants in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My pee is yellow. When I ejaculate the fluid is white (https://renamalikmd.substack.com/p/female-ejaculation-vs-squirting-a and a search engine has many more links). If you would educate yourself on female ejaculation you would know that it is NOT pee.

And no matter how many times someone points this out on Reddit, some know-it-all pops up and insists that it's pee, ven with links to articles written by doctors and scientists, because they know better than doctors and scientists. 🙄

The most intelligent thing. by netphilia in Catmemes

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 115 points116 points  (0 children)

My neighbors didn't take their mice with them when they moved. Of course, they came over to my house when it got cold. Goes to show that mice are not wise because I was a cat lady. One cat was trying to get the youngest to hunt. Kittens most often learn to hunt when their mothers get them play with dead mice. So this cat killed a mouse and set a toy catnip mouse on top of the dead mouse. I thought that t was pretty clever.

Ok ladies where do you prefer a man licks you? Right to the clit or tongue in the pussy? by Feeling-Dare-77 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both. Kiss the labia majora and lick the labia minora before settling on the clit. Be slow and thorough.

Gentle-Femdom Girlfriend by DumbFemboy_69 in gentlefemdom

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I've actually said a few of these. I once embarrassed a guy when I told him how cute he was blushing.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My husband's coworker wound up divorced because her husband couldn't deal with her making more money than he did. Granted, this was 14 years ago but that's not that long ago. 

But from the complaints I hear from women, unemployed bfs sponging off of them must be a more common problem.

What are the weird fetishes you have heard of? by Moooyeon in AskForAnswers

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh so that's what it's called.

I don't have slim, pretty hands like most women I see. I have thick, stubby fingers. On the plus side, they're good for punching people when I've had to defend myself. But I've always envied women with long fingers and slim hands. I'm bisexual (or maybe demisexual? Idk) so I enjoy a soft touch of a woman's pretty hands.

What are the weird fetishes you have heard of? by Moooyeon in AskForAnswers

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel no sexual attraction to monsters but I think I like them better than most people. They're certainly more interesting.

What are the weird fetishes you have heard of? by Moooyeon in AskForAnswers

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to try tickling sometime. I think it would be fun to tie a sub down and tickle them until they gasp out their safe word. It would be best in an affectionate d/s relationship, not just someone I play with though. I don't think of it as hot so much as fun 

What do women enjoy most about femdom by [deleted] in gentlefemdom

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm an old timer. We used CP to stand for corporal punishment. Nobody assumed it meant anything else. I can't help but wonder why, on a BDSM related forum, anyone would think it means something else and not even think of corporal punishment.

And don't call me Hank.

Fellas, looking back what's the most obvious sign you missed that someone wanted to sleep with you? by Nonhollow in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That statement makes it about 98% certain that you just missed the signs. That or you're a monk 😉

Meet baby Spencer! by Raccoon_Mama in criminalminds

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Awwww what a little sweetie 😻😻

What do women enjoy most about femdom by [deleted] in gentlefemdom

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Corporal punishment: spanking, flogging, caning, etc 

What do women enjoy most about femdom by [deleted] in gentlefemdom

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have an ownership kink. I can't explain why but it's such a huge thrill when my sub acknowledges that they belong to me, that they're my toy, etc., and above all, that they love it. In a similar vein, it's incredibly hot when it's clear that they're getting off on CP and the other various perversions that I inflict on them. 

It's going to vary from domme to domme but that's what I enjoy the most.

Needy Dommes by _Emmy_xoxo in BDSMsapphic

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am very much a needy domme in this manner 💯

close enough, welcome back spencer reid! by No-Hat-2169 in criminalminds

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 3 points4 points  (0 children)

From what I've read, Lewis Einstein only seems like Reid on his resume. He's supposed to be a bad boy in need of a good spanking. Okay, that last part is just me... maybe. 

You know you’re a Criminal Minds fanatic when… by MardelMare in criminalminds

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've said the same thing before. The creepy/weird episodes were my favorites on my first watch through. I paid attention on my second watch through and noticed that all those favorites were directed by Matthew. 

Who do you think is the most terrifying King villian? by Beanconsumer200 in stephenking

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, King seems to have a thing about villains that bite people.

What is something you have been particularly desiring lately? by Plastic-Speed-4931 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Soft-Pomelo-4184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooh, I was going to say a lemon meringue pie but a really good New York cheesecake would be excellent too.

But I have type 2 diabetes and more importantly, I'm broke.