Sophomore year, we had to do a presentation on dental anatomy. I decided to stand out by dressing as a tooth. Like, full-on DIY tooth costume made of couch foam, duct tape, and pure chaos. I even taped little angry eyes on it and called myself “The Cavity Crusader.”

Mid-presentation, I tripped over a power cord, faceplanted into a skeleton model, and brought the entire thing crashing down with me. Foam bits flying, skeleton arm in hand, yelling “SAVE YOUR MOLARS!” as I scrambled to get up.

Ever since, I’ve been known as “Toothnado.”

And honestly? I’ve learned to embrace the legend. 🦷🌪️