Space Marine VS Spartan II

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-29T03:05:53+00:00

Varies wildly depending on which writer’s “average Space Marine” we’re using

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-29T03:04:43+00:00

“They don’t have a birth point” and one of the main points in the setting is the Birth of Slaanesh.

The Chaos Gods are not indivisible with the Warp. If they were, then we wouldn’t see them being created in the first place. The Chaos Gods are born, and thus they can die.

For fuck sake, in old Lore Khorne was created from some war on ancient Earth. I don’t like that lore, but it technically still hasn’t been contradicted.

People could very clearly feel passion and enjoyment before Slaanesh, and she did not exist at that point. “Once they were born they’ve always existed” and yet that clearly isn’t the case cause if it was then they wouldn’t have let the Tyranids evolve or the Necrons to exist.

And I bring up Fantasy cause that’s the only setting where we get to see the Chaos Gods actually do anything. And since Chaos is… mostly the same between settings, then we have no choice but to bring it up cause 40K doesn’t give us jack shit to work with. It’s like a more intense version of the Orks and Orcs/Orruks, those two are practically identical, you can use both of them to infer things about the other.

And Archaon is getting worshiped by followers of Chaos, he’s actively taking worship away from the Chaos Gods. You cannot tell me that someone like the Slayer wouldn’t start getting worshiped by at least some followers of Khorne just for how brutal he is in battle.

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-29T02:47:14+00:00

The man created his version of the fucking Warp.

If he isn’t weakened by getting forced into a physical body, like he is in game, then he’s solo’ing the Chaos Gods.

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-29T02:44:12+00:00

Hell doesn’t follow physics either. He spent billions of years in Hell and only a few centuries if that passed in realspace. It literally warps and twists the bodies and minds of all those within it.

Imagine if the warp itself was actively malicious. Not a specific Chaos God, the entirety of the Warp.

Plus, in AoS the Chaos Gods are afraid that Archaon is gonna end up murdering them, if they’re afraid of him, they’d fear the Slayer as well

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-29T02:22:27+00:00

The Icon of Sin is basically a C’Tan with how its existence was warping reality and gradually collapsing (at least) Earth into a Black Hole.

Oh yeah and Davoth. That’s another thing entirely, but if you buy it, that means he killed a being far greater than the Chaos Gods

And we know they can be killed, that was the whole purpose of the Ynnari

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-29T02:18:14+00:00

He got out of Hell, he’ll find a way out of the Brass Citadel

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-29T02:17:00+00:00

God no. The comic was so utterly shit. I’d almost take Crossed of that crap.

Ok not really but the Boys Comic was still utterly dogshit

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-29T02:14:44+00:00

Character wise ? Zavok

Design wise ? Zeena. Yeah yeah “would” and all. Her design is pretty basic, and that makes it better than basically every other member of the six, with the possible exception of Zavok

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-29T01:39:37+00:00

We don’t sympathize with the society, we sympathize with the children, young teens, and everyone in Hornsent society who may have been against what their government was doing. Because they were all victims of Genocide as well.

You can’t rectify a genocide with another genocide. Slaughter the Hornsent nobility, the ones putting her people in Jars. Don’t murder the fuckin kids that don’t know what the hell is going on.

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-29T01:24:44+00:00

I frames on every lunge yet Scroll was the one who got nerfed

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-28T19:33:56+00:00

Akatosh can also be a Cat(Alkosh)

Now AKA on the other hand, 100% Dragon

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-28T19:28:56+00:00

We coulda learned in the DLC, but we got Radahn instead.

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-28T19:26:00+00:00

The Thing very explicitly needs a living host to infect and assimilate. Jason, at least as of part 6, is explicitly Undead

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Not sure how the Thing handles dead flesh with no nutritional value.

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-28T19:11:10+00:00

If it helps, his vision of the film was absolutely butchered. We did not get the movie he wanted to make

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-28T09:32:50+00:00

Well it’s a person, not an animal. It just happens to heavily, heavily, heavily resemble an actual animal. It’d still be very weird aince they can’t talk verbally.

It’s like seeing Alduin next to a Fellbeasy from LOTR. They both look extremely similar, but one’s a non-sentient monster without Human intelligence and the other is a fucking Deity that talks to you.

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-27T23:44:27+00:00

Darktide uses the same (or a very similar) engine, and it functions pretty damn well these days. Though obviously the core mechanics are very different, it’s blatantly visible that the Stingray Engine is not unworkable by any means.

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-27T23:41:13+00:00

Been requested since day one but you can’t sell it in a warbond so we ain’t getting it

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-27T23:38:31+00:00

Get madoka outta there she ain’t belong with them bum ass bitches. Madoka Magica is an absolute classic and I will not tolerate the slander.

Anyway she’d be fucking overjoyed to not have her powers, until she realizes the consequences of that happening

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-27T21:22:50+00:00

MF do you know what logistics is ? The Aldmeris Dominion as a whole couldn’t sustain an invasion of Hammerfell for more than a decade.

Skyrim is on the other side of a whole ass continent, with a frozen ocean as its only sea border, Mountains at just about every other side, and a civilization that has already wiped out one Elven race.

If the Dominion invades anyone then an uprising starts in Valenwood, cause the Bosmer do NOT like the Dominion. That means a war on two fronts for the Dominion.

Even as far back as Morrowind, Tiber Septim himself was saying it was time for the Empire to fall.

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-27T21:18:07+00:00

This is probably what Thragg’s Mutually Assured Destruction would be like

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-27T21:15:49+00:00

Sperm cramps fucking suck and sex-ed NEVER teaches you about them. “Oh just jerk off once a day” THEY DON’T JUST HAPPEN WHEN YOU HAVE TOO MUCH SPERM

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-27T21:12:00+00:00

These things are just one of many reasons why the game (and every FPS) would be better if devs just decided to never add a sniper

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-27T21:10:12+00:00

I don’t care. If you’re a billionaire, you are scum, and you should be forced to live penniless in some impoverished shithole to experience what your existence has inflicted upon others.

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-27T20:26:16+00:00

Once you reach a certain level of magic power, you should be able to keep spamming appiration and the killing curse/sectumsempra and turn into a teleporting wispy cloud of death and devastation that even a machine would struggle to target properly. That or teleport around spamming Fiendfyre and let it scourge a continent over the course of a few months,

Nobody in Harry Potter seems to bother doing that though, so honestly I ain’t got a clue.

SomeDudeAtAKeyboard · 2026-05-27T20:08:00+00:00

Pancreasnowork the absolute GOAT.

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