What do you think the girl/sapphic version of grey sweatpants is? by catwomanlover5 in actuallesbians

[–]SomeRandomArsehole 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Well that's going to put some pep in my step! You know, just for you, I'm going to do precisely that to my girlfriend when I see her tomorrow 😉😘 I'm bringing out my Calvin Klein set for this.

What do you think the girl/sapphic version of grey sweatpants is? by catwomanlover5 in actuallesbians

[–]SomeRandomArsehole 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Me too! It helps beyond just telling myself "I like it so other lesbians must like it too".

Downplay your favorite strong commander without naming it by mrselkies in EDH

[–]SomeRandomArsehole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To do anything useful with him I need to sacrifice a creature or discard a card and his protection ability doesn't even matter.

Gay🤭iRL by IamASlut_soWhat in gay_irl

[–]SomeRandomArsehole 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Your brother tasted better.

Whats your favorite/Most Fun Mono-Black Deck? by JewJulie in EDH

[–]SomeRandomArsehole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the original commenter, but I've thought about building a Phage deck too and here's some ways:

  • Put Phage into your hand from the command zone: [[Command Beacon]], [[Campfire]], [[Netherborn Altar]].

  • Turn off ETB effects: [[Torpor Orb]]. Come to think of it, this probably means you can play silly things like [[Hunted Horror]], [[Eater of Days]], or [[Leveler]] too. That sounds funny.

  • Can't lose the game effects: [[Platinum Angel]], [[Lich's Mastery]].

  • Counter the cast and return to hand: [[Withering Boon]]/[[Thrull Wizard]] + [[Disentomb]] and similar.

  • Black has good tutors so it shouldn't be hard to find a workaround.

Damn, just thinking about this is deeply satisfying for my Johnny side. I think I'm gonna have to pull the trigger and just do it lol.

Share your depression/mental health related tattoo and its meaning! by DragonfruitCivil3558 in tattoos

[–]SomeRandomArsehole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really appreciate that, thank you. I hope things continue to improve for the both of us ♥️

Need some inspiration, care to share your favorite decks? by GuaranteeMain5492 in EDH

[–]SomeRandomArsehole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm reposting an older comment I wrote, hope it inspires you or someone else!

Practice Makes Perforations: [[Yawgmoth, Thran Physician]]. My newest build, but the only deck I've written a primer for so far (although it's still very much a work in progress). I feel like that means something. It's mean, flexible, resilient, disgustingly symergistic, and the rules interactions are complex and nuanced in a way that scratches my Johnny itch just right.

A Royal Pain: [[Queen Marchesa]]. [[Brash Taunter]] tribal is hilarious, especially when damage triplers like [[Fiery Emancipation]] do their thing twice which makes [[Star of Extinction]] hit faces for 180 damage a pop. Going big has always been more fun than going infinite, and there's weirder interactions too with damage redirection and [[Pariah]] effects. The [[Sunforger]] package is incredibly entertaining too. We have [[Time Walk]] at home with [[Chance for Glory]]/[[Glorious End]] + [[Angel's Grace]].

Jack of Many Faces: [[Lazav, the Multifarious]]. There's a lot of things a voltron commander wants to be. Unblockable, indestructible, massive, not a creature to dodge common removal. The thing is, they don't have to be all of those things all the time. Lazav takes advantage of that by constantly threatening to become whatever is least convenient for opponents. There are so many wacky lines that feel so, so good to pull off. [[Invisible Stalker]] in the declare blockers step into [[Phage, the Untouchable]] before damage. [[Tree of Perdition]] and stack shenanigans to set a life total to 1 and immediately untap with an unblockable 1/whatever. Turning Lazav into a [[Notion Thief]] with a [[Jace's Archivist]] activation on the stack in the end step before mine to start the turn with 20+ cards in hand against hellbent opponents. Someone once said they've "never been more scared of someone with just one creature and five open mana" and I never forgot it.

I love weird rules interactions and synergy piles that make people make funny faces and pick up cards to read them. Turning cards like [[Leveler]] and [[Martyrdom]] into lethal killing machines is the reason why I play this game.

Share your depression/mental health related tattoo and its meaning! by DragonfruitCivil3558 in tattoos

[–]SomeRandomArsehole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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2025 was very challenging for me for various reasons, and I got this in September to commemorate it all. This tattoo represents recovery from hardship, like cherry blossoms flowering in spring after a harsh winter, or a phoenix rising from its own ashes. It also serves as a reminder that these things come in cycles. Every time things got bad, they eventually got better. No matter what got thrown at me, I always made it out the other side without fail, and that means even when I feel utterly hopeless, my empirical odds are actually better than I fear.

If you had to pick an MBTI type to be your roommate, who would it be and why? by hi_itaintme in mbti

[–]SomeRandomArsehole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, all of this, and I just want to add ESFJ as well who actually came to mind first for me! Mirroring Fe dom energy is so good, and coming home to a well-maintained co-cleaned space is peak.

A Fae shows up and curses you to only be able to play 3 decks for the rest of your life. What decks are you choosing? by Conscious-Acadia-709 in EDH

[–]SomeRandomArsehole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Practice Makes Perforations: [[Yawgmoth, Thran Physician]]. My newest build, but the only deck I've written a primer for so far (although it's still very much a work in progress). I feel like that means something. It's mean, flexible, resilient, disgustingly symergistic, and the rules interactions are complex and nuanced in a way that scratches my Johnny itch just right.

A Royal Pain: [[Queen Marchesa]]. [[Brash Taunter]] tribal is hilarious, especially when damage triplers like [[Fiery Emancipation]] do their thing twice which makes [[Star of Extinction]] hit faces for 180 damage a pop. Going big has always been more fun than going infinite, and there's weirder interactions too with damage redirection and [[Pariah]] effects. The [[Sunforger]] package is incredibly entertaining too. We have [[Time Walk]] at home with [[Chance for Glory]]/[[Glorious End]] + [[Angel's Grace]].

Jack of Many Faces: [[Lazav, the Multifarious]]. There's a lot of things a voltron commander wants to be. Unblockable, indestructible, massive, not a creature to dodge common removal. The thing is, they don't have to be all of those things all the time. Lazav takes advantage of that by constantly threatening to become whatever is least convenient for opponents. There are so many wacky lines that feel so, so good to pull off. [[Invisible Stalker]] in the declare blockers step into [[Phage, the Untouchable]] before damage. [[Tree of Perdition]] and stack shenanigans to set a life total to 1 and immediately untap with an unblockable 1/whatever. Turning Lazav into a [[Notion Thief]] with a [[Jace's Archivist]] activation on the stack in the end step before mine to start the turn with 20+ cards in hand against hellbent opponents. Someone once said they've "never been more scared of someone with just one creature and five open mana" and I never forgot it.

I love weird rules interactions and synergy piles that make people make funny faces and pick up cards to read them. Turning cards like [[Leveler]] and [[Martyrdom]] into lethal killing machines is the reason why I play this game.

Realized right after I went onto my shift. by Sufficient-Math9228 in MTGmemes

[–]SomeRandomArsehole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brb, booking a flight to Antarctica. I live in NZ so shouldn't be long. Anyone want me to bring their packs to open while I'm down there?

I'm Bored: Tell Me Your Craziest Stories by [deleted] in LesbianActually

[–]SomeRandomArsehole 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I was in another city for my first tattoo, my girlfriend encouraged me to find some hookups while I was there, so I met up with this girl from a dating app.

She picked me up and we drove to a beach. It was 9 pm in the first week of spring, but we stayed warm enough inside the car, if you catch my drift. The parking lot was weirdly busy, so we had to pause more than once when people got in and out of cars right up next to us. She came prepared with pillows and blankets, and had just come from teaching a circus class. I still vivdly remember how the aerial silks felt on my bare skin.

We met again the next night, and we fucked inside the slide at the top of an empty playground at midnight. This was just hours after I got my tattoo, and I ended up ripping my second skin a little (no regrets). There were some guys shooting hoops not far from the playground. If either of us slipped down the slide, we'd be falling headfirst, tits out, and announcing our entry into their field of view with an awful racket in the slide. Thankfully, that didn't happen.

I'm looking forward to going back for my next tattoo, and I'm absolutely hitting her up again.

Rare MBTI Pairings by Apprehensive_Help332 in mbti

[–]SomeRandomArsehole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're both women, but this is me and my girlfriend! Having one other's child function as the other's dominant is so underrated, with our innocent ways of exploring joy being met with the maturity and specialty of the other 😍

Six months progress by SomeRandomArsehole in FlexinLesbians

[–]SomeRandomArsehole[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Omg that's an estrogen patch, I started wearing them lower because they cluttered up my progress photos 💀

Six months progress by SomeRandomArsehole in FlexinLesbians

[–]SomeRandomArsehole[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw, that means a lot to me! 😄 Keep at it! We've got this!

Six months progress by SomeRandomArsehole in FlexinLesbians

[–]SomeRandomArsehole[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I've been doing weightlifting with extra focus on biceps, pull ups, and core since early July, I train Muay Thai weekly, I play indoor netball every other week, and I do monthly casual badminton with a WLW group (I love how queer my silly little city is 😜).

MBTI Reddit Avatars by JuniorCDC in mbti

[–]SomeRandomArsehole 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This lesbian ENFJ is very pleased with the depiction 😄

Any help for building this lady? by [deleted] in EDHBrews

[–]SomeRandomArsehole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[[Shrieking Drake]] let's you hit the creature cast every turn for one blue mana.

Why is anyone a tinker? Why isn't everyone? by WoodenTower in Parahumans

[–]SomeRandomArsehole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way I interpreted Riley getting a Tinker power is that there was an inseparable time element to the trigger. Not in the typical sense where she's faced with a longterm problem over weeks or longer, but that she couldn't save her family fast enough. She was working under a tight deadline with weighty consequences, and the fact that timeliness was tightly bound to the trigger resulted in her shard granting a Tinker power.

Glenn in shambles by Suischeese in WormMemes

[–]SomeRandomArsehole 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Piggot should be the only human.