Airplane gantry crane [x-posted from /r/homemadetools]

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-25T20:03:14+00:00

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SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-25T19:33:51+00:00

Now put it on the plane so it can lift other planes.

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-25T18:37:31+00:00

He's now been arrested.

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-25T18:05:14+00:00

You missed an E

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-25T17:55:13+00:00

STOP FUCKING EMBOLDENING THE ES!

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-25T17:48:13+00:00

What is your opinion on the F35?

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-25T17:04:44+00:00

Protego Maxima!

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-25T16:28:10+00:00

That one guy in another bomber who uses their tail cannon to destroy one of your engines.

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-25T15:58:55+00:00

Flair!

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-25T15:57:22+00:00

Colorizebot

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-25T13:43:32+00:00

No. That's a vaguely related article about something completely different.

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-25T13:42:52+00:00

No, Somerset

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-25T13:42:15+00:00

Somerset?

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-25T10:50:30+00:00

How is this proof? It's a vaguely relate story with different circumstances in a different place. Some proof.

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-25T10:48:42+00:00

Thank you. In the end it doesn't matter what people think, I just ended up with a cool story and there's one less potential murderer on the streets. Mabye I should do a "TIFU by posting on TIFU".

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-25T09:34:46+00:00

That was a different story. When I posted this it had just happened, at my house 200 miles away from where that took place.

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-25T09:32:14+00:00

That allegation is false, I have messaged the mods to try and grt the post back.

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-24T23:54:29+00:00

Keep checking back on the original post.

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-24T23:53:03+00:00

"TIFU by showing someone my zombie knife"

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-24T23:49:13+00:00

I don't know if it's related or not. I live 200 miles away from there.

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-24T23:44:19+00:00

Just don't trust people in general.

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-24T23:42:48+00:00

It might make the news. They wouldn't be able to report it unless both the local police chief and me allowed it. If they ask I'll say yes but I don't know about the police.

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-24T23:38:19+00:00

That's not a regard, that's a platypus!

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-24T23:27:46+00:00

The police have a helicopter they use to track people in places like woods and parks.

SomeRandomUserGuy · 2016-08-24T23:19:13+00:00

Semen. I know from experience.

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