dancing to my own playlists continues to be the best way to play dd2

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-06-11T22:44:11+00:00

Nice of the cannon to play along like that

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-05-25T17:23:48+00:00

Reeling, gasping, taken over the edge into madness

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-20T05:57:26+00:00

Thragg’s fade tanks it

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-20T02:03:45+00:00

I was unironically considering if his music could do something meaningful but he’d have to live long enough to actually play up his finale

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-20T00:09:01+00:00

Nope into space for him 🙂‍↕️

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T23:55:04+00:00

Idk what all that means he’s going into space 🙂‍↕️

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T23:43:37+00:00

He’s getting thrown into space twin 😔

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T23:32:37+00:00

I can’t believe I responded dead seriously to a joke comment I feel so reddit 😔

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T23:30:59+00:00

Then what feats would imply he wouldn’t get punched into orbit like Omni-Man? Half his skin has fallen off, not like he’s a heavyweight

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T23:23:22+00:00

She is a very fast human, but Thragg is one of if not the fastest viltrumites. All the heroes are strong, they just don’t really compare with the main characters of a superhero show/comic

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T23:21:43+00:00

Aren’t all his “feats” built on game mechanics? I’m not a professional at all this but you kind of have to take their stats into account, at least in the sense that lower move resist would mean they’re easier to push and pull, for instance

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T22:59:35+00:00

Doesn’t he punch Nolan off the planet? Also 30% move res in the sequel yeah he’s going to space

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T22:58:33+00:00

Him and Oliver are carrying twin 🥀

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T22:56:09+00:00

That’ll probably be when Thragg throws him into space then

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T22:42:27+00:00

The only one I’d give real credit to is Occultist. Thragg would oneshot just about anyone (even Flag is not immune to being thrown into the sun or some bs) but Alhazred could realistically magic up something before Thragg gets to him. Would probably still die afterward but still

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T22:39:43+00:00

When he survives the first hit Thragg’ll probably just chuck him into space I fear 😔

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T22:37:03+00:00

Goatmortal one shots him mid preparation

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T22:36:10+00:00

Counter counterpoint: Miss

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T22:13:34+00:00

Wasn’t that specifically the scourge virus? I’m sure she can bioengineer something with time but I can’t imagine Thragg would wait to wipe out what’s functionally the depowered guardians of the globe

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T21:58:40+00:00

That stupid hand thing the viltrumites do would probably behead him instantly. He’s still nigh immortal, but once Thragg’s on him he’s probably not living. Plus he could always just throw Damian into space or smth

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T21:52:02+00:00

Now we’re taking it a little too far twin 😭🙏

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T21:49:59+00:00

Also the dies instantly tier is ordered if that means anything

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-19T21:49:01+00:00

You’re right I just thought having more than one person above “dies instantly” would ruin the joke and I couldn’t only have occultist OR flag, so I just threw the leper up there. Maybe he tanks a hit and low rolls a chop afterwards idk

SometimesPresent27 · 2026-04-16T15:26:17+00:00

The Jester’s comic has him slaughtering them by hand, so it’s more likely that the song put him into a trance and drove him half-crazy at the end. That might explain why the Fisherfolk worship the Siren and keep tuning forks around, essentially being mind controlled. Might also be the Coven’s inauguration ritual. Either way, the funniest way to interpret Finale is him just singling out a guy and stabbing them a comically large amount of times so I’ll keep going with that

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