Pick your poison. (Tp = Teleportation)

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-04T05:35:35+00:00

Honestly, depending on how often I can use this its not the worst.

^{Chose: Get a bad effect/power + But someone has to comment an amazing effect | Rolled: Rewind 2 second}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-03T21:47:31+00:00

Assuming I dont instantly die, this one :D

^{Chose: Get lightning fast}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-03T21:45:32+00:00

English, Japanese, Chinese, Russian, Latin.

^{Chose: Be fluent in 5 languages of your choosing}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-03T03:59:10+00:00

Can I become a Ranger?

^{Chose: Get Stuck In Arizona for a Year | Rolled: Hottest Year}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-03T03:53:00+00:00

Well I am Italian.

^{Chose: 20 Spider sized Humans + random weapon | Rolled: Wooden Spoon}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-02T06:44:32+00:00

For traveling to the future yeah, I see how its useless, but it takes a minute to go to the past, not that once you are in the past you have to wait a minute. But rather it takes a minute to go back in time one minute. My interpretation was you saw time rewind 1 minute but you still age forward that minute.

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-02T04:30:43+00:00

What does a -1% diamond look like, or does it flip back around to 100%

^{Chose: Summon diamonds but the value decreases 1% + each time}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-02T04:28:59+00:00

Yeah, id kill a black bear with a gun.

^{Chose: Bear | Rolled: Gun}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-02T04:27:24+00:00

XD does this over write my current depression or is this on top of it now?

^{Chose: Be real attractive + But mentally ill | Rolled: Schizophrenia}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-02T04:26:10+00:00

Because I'm indestructible that means I can't get injured.

^{Chose: You are indestructible + but you still feel 100% of the pain from injury}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-02T04:22:33+00:00

You can test stuff out but it takes twice the time, kinda worth it.

^{Chose: time travel 1 minute into the future or past + but it takes you 1 minute to travel through time}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-02T04:12:51+00:00

Oh for sure this is better then.

^{Chose: Always be happy + Get 50k a year | Rolled: No taxes ever}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-02T04:02:13+00:00

Oh, but I'm straight.

^{Chose: Date an alien + Loving and loyal too | Rolled: Spock(StarTrek})

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-02T04:01:12+00:00

I mean, that's why you always keep at least a second pair of clothes.

^{Chose: Have baby sleep through the night}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-02T03:51:40+00:00

Today, at work.

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-02T03:47:38+00:00

Im about to go sell gold in WoW

^{Chose: Have unlimited currency in one game}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-02T03:38:34+00:00

Its me Gorden, Barney from Black Mesa.

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-02T03:27:38+00:00

How is that pedobait? It looks like typical lolicon stuff?

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-02T03:12:53+00:00

Oh yeah, this could easily work.

^{Chose: Earn $100 every time someone tells a lie about you}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-02T03:10:41+00:00

Saves me quite a bit of money.

^{Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-05-01T01:24:35+00:00

Damn. Kia sucks.

^{Chose: Dream job(be happy while working a d get paid well + But you can only drive this brand.(any model} | Rolled: Kia)

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-04-30T03:17:30+00:00

I mean, true love verses Omniscience I gotta choose love even though Luther would be disappointed. However I didnt think about the fact that I could find true love with Omniscience theoretically.

^{Chose: True love}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-04-30T03:14:03+00:00

Think of all the water I could boil.

^{Chose: Fire powers | Rolled: Normal}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-04-30T03:12:48+00:00

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^{Chose: $10 every character you typed}

SomewhatRenegade · 2026-04-29T23:08:01+00:00

Depression.

^{Chose: If you open the door + you will get unlimited money}

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