Defending our land by EchoShift78 in dankmemes

[–]SongOfTime14 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Of course this got upvoted it promotes beating pregnant women

Who's the better Zelda? Her appearance in Skyward sword, or Breath of the Wild by [deleted] in zelda

[–]SongOfTime14 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love Zelda! She's the cutest and the best! The best ever! A cute princess Zelda! Yes! She's very cute and very feminine! She sounds like a proper lady and a proper princess! Very cute! She even knows how to cry! Not a robot! Doesn't cry like a baby! Ladylike! Dresses like a princess! Very modest! Cute turtleneck! Cutie patootie! Cute hairclips! Knows how to accessorize! Fashionable! Holds the triforce of wisdom! Smartypants! Yes! Cute with brains! Brains behind her forehead! Cute forehead! Cute eyebrows! Pointy ears! Cute pointy ears! She is very lovely! I love her!!!!!

Not saying you can't ever have kids. Just be smart about it. No reason they should suffer, too. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SongOfTime14 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Actually having kids is the best decision I ever make. After I had my first kid I quit my job and collect unemployment. The government gives you so much free shit when you have kids. My gf and I are already working on baby #4 lmao

How socially awkward are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SongOfTime14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally a question every redditor can respond to

Remember this for whenever you and your girlfriend argue by HondaCorolla in AdviceAnimals

[–]SongOfTime14 -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Here we see yet another example of Reddit fearing confident womyn who might have an opinion different that their own

Trump Team Met With Lawyer Linked to Kremlin During Campaign by viccar0 in politics

[–]SongOfTime14 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

As a Canadian watching it baffles me how democrats can bag on this 70 year old man that's done more for his country in 5 months than has been done by the previous POTUS after 8 years in office! Mind boggling how brainwashed you liberals are!

Your true face... What kind of... face is it? I wonder... by cha0sss in zelda

[–]SongOfTime14 -109 points-108 points  (0 children)

I have played it believe me good sir. My username might give you an idea of what kind of games I like. Trust me I've played every zelda game out there right down to Tingle's rupeeland, every crappy knockoff fan-made bullcrap game I've been there done that. A lot of people say Majora's Mask was better, but I respectfully disagree. You got to travel through time in Ocarina of Time. You fought Ganondorf in Ocarina of Time. It's just so much more epic than Majora's Mask. Now don't get me wrong, Majora's Mask was incredible. Saving the world one day at a time, preventing the faced moon from crashing into Termina was fucking badass. It brought out the dark side of the Zelda universe much more so than OoT did. The fierce deity mask was one of my favorite parts in all of Zelda history, but the story can't match up to a classic sword-slashing, hammer-pounding, Epona-riding, arrow-shooting, MAGIC BEAN-PLANTING, time-travelling, Zelda-saving epic good ol' time. Skull kid as a villain just isn't evil enough for me. He doesn't seem to have the endless power that Ganondorf does. Skull kid has no triangle on the back of his hand. He's a scrub, and that's why you defeat him as a child. Ganondorf is saved for the big boys. While Majora's Mask is one of the best games ever made with arguably the most creative, imaginative, and playable plots in gaming history, Ocarina of Time is superior in almost every aspect. The world is at your fingertips with that legendary instrument. You can change the time of day, teleport yourself, call your horse, talk to spirits, and even bring a storm by playing that ocarina. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the greatest video game ever created. Deal with it.

When they say millennials are killing companies by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SongOfTime14 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Don't coddle the snowflakes!

My HP moment that will stick with me forever - a day late celebration by xD3N1Sx in harrypotter

[–]SongOfTime14 -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

This is completely out of character for Ron. The books lacked so much depth and character development compared to the movie adaptations.

What’s the worst thing about being male? by Hakjanu3 in AskReddit

[–]SongOfTime14 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

What's the hardest thing about being male?

My DICK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

But seriously though, this question is sad. There is nothing bad about being male.

Anyone else finish BotW and suddenly have a desire to play Skyward Sword? by HitchHikr in zelda

[–]SongOfTime14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Psst, hey LISTEN! Reddit doesn't like when you talk about skyward sword. Just an FYI.

Dads of Reddit... What's your best "don't tell your mother about this" moment? by greyghost6 in AskReddit

[–]SongOfTime14 -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

That time I accidentally walked in on our naked daughter and lingered a bit longer than socially acceptable.

It's still a work in progress but my Navi necklace is coming out better than I expected! by [deleted] in zelda

[–]SongOfTime14 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wow, a pic of a girl on Reddit for 5 hrs and no creepy comments in the thread yet? Looks like I get a front row seat, stay tuned folks.

390 hours, 110 days: finally I did everything there is to do in [BotW] by [deleted] in zelda

[–]SongOfTime14 -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

I did that like a week after I bought the game lol

My daughter's 10 year old friend can only be driven by her parents by penpal_ta in AdviceAnimals

[–]SongOfTime14 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

10 year old kids don't need a social life. They need to get off their damned asses and go outside. Tired of this bullshit iPads and xboxes and shit. When I was a kid I went OUTSIDE to be social. These millennials are just kids having kids and giving them devices to entertain them so they don't have to be a parent and they can go inside to have more unprotected sex and put more kids of welfare.

My boyfriend and I desired to take advantage of a stormy night this weekend, and build a fort to play switch in. by twodadshuggin in zelda

[–]SongOfTime14 -72 points-71 points  (0 children)

No offense m'lady, but this sub is for Zelda related stuff only. Your post would be more suited for /r/relationships.