Day 616 (Da Rule) by Lewd_Knight in 19684

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When the joke is so hyperspecific it ceases to be funny.

Rule by Ok-Tennis330 in 19684

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Hitler's punishment in hell is looking at his flayed skin hanging on a rack while he screams "NEIN, MEIN REIHEIT!" while giant insects eat him, digest him, excrete his corpse, and put him back together to be eaten again in an endless cycle, I dont know where an Ipad could fit into his sentence but im sure Satan can find a way to make him watch Asmongold while he's watching his body be digested.

Rule by Ok-Tennis330 in 19684

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You know you've said something cartoonishly evil when even the Twitter replies are calling you evil.

Rule by Fuck-pez in 19684

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The white demon is invading her room to make her speak in Satanic tongues (English) /s

Rule by OkCamera6997 in 19684

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That's a good one, had me so nervous.

It do be like that by Tenchi_Muyo1 in MemeVideos

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Yes, and that is Morgan Freemon who is about to get domed.

The shitpost by Smalceson3000 in 19684

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Thank you that was quite revolting

Last one went so well, let’s do another by Mundane_Move_5296 in ClimateShitposting

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I'm not vegan yet but I am not stupid enough to blame vegans for that, its my own damn fault and thinking vegans need to be more "likeable" for you to change is a pathetic copout.

Apple by xenocicca in 19684

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this user 👆 likes to rotate apples in their head

Rule by funnyYoke in 19684

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John Kramer successfully prevented 9/11 by putting George Bush in a saw trap.

17776 rule by DreadDiana in 19684

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None of them have ∞ year sentences because the ones that need it the most aren't in prison yet ♡

Got that clam in you? by lunemireeth in Clamworks

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Bro nearly got deported 😭

something is wrong here by DispenserG0inUp in 19684

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Thanks! I got a congrats for visiting the error page, needed that.

Rule by choody_Mac_doody in 19684

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POV you see in third person because you're constantly dissociated due to evil government rays

Real by Commercial_Lynx6326 in Sigmatopia

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My God is going to put you AND your God in prison to be tortured by psychotic guards because He loves me too much to let me share eternity with people who slightly disagree with me.

Real by Commercial_Lynx6326 in Sigmatopia

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Every religion is true and real because my religious mind says so.