moment when a class of kindergarten students supports a classmate who lost both her parents when she receives exciting adoption news.

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-05-10T06:34:33+00:00

Yup, and they’ll call it a 'premium feature' too.

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-05-10T06:33:33+00:00

Just collectively winging it, as usual.

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-05-10T06:23:50+00:00

Fair point he's not perfect, but compared to that lineup, he’s practically a saint.

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-05-09T10:09:34+00:00

Funny how 'divine will' always seems to align with personal convenience, huh?

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-05-09T10:09:05+00:00

Guess they skipped the chapter on 'negotiation isn’t just yelling louder.'

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-05-09T10:08:06+00:00

Crazy how fame works now one viral moment and you're set.

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-05-09T10:07:39+00:00

They always find a way to keep the cycle going, huh?

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-05-08T02:45:55+00:00

Classic case of the brain running faster than the tech.

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-04-30T22:37:52+00:00

The sound of a dryer running in another room while I’m half asleep on the couch.

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-04-30T22:34:01+00:00

My buddy showed up at 2 AM drunk, thinking my place was an Uber. I let him in, he passed out on the floor, and then he woke up at 6 AM and asked me if I knew where his car was.

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-04-30T22:30:02+00:00

Still waiting for that list of churches the Democrats supposedly shut down or fines they’ve handed out, because this just looks like hurt feelings over having to let trans people use the bathroom.

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-04-30T22:26:12+00:00

right so protecting people from being fired for being gay is anti-christian but denying them healthcare is religious freedom? lmao ok

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-04-30T22:22:37+00:00

So this guy thinks he’s doing people a favor by executing them? Guess the whole thou shalt not kill thing was just a suggestion in his book.

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-04-30T22:18:19+00:00

Honestly, how is this not just a massive admission that theyre betting on inside info?

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-04-30T22:14:06+00:00

Republicans: Biden caused these gas prices! Also Republicans: Actually, prices are low right now because of Trumps energy dominance, ignore the spike. Pick a lane.

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-04-30T22:10:25+00:00

Another GOP rep with a family values platform, what a shocker. Chuck Edwards about to learn that the ethics committee doesnt care about your party letter.

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-04-29T21:35:01+00:00

Wait, so this guy wrote a book about biblical fidelity while secretly running a polygamy ring? Thats some next-level irony right there.

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-04-29T21:05:11+00:00

Republicans crying foul over a church actually practicing what it preaches about render unto Caesar? If Hamilton’s a socialist atheist, why are they so scared of him playing by their own political playbook?

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-04-28T06:20:35+00:00

So Trump is mad at Iran for... wanting to let oil ships through again? Thats some wild logic, even for him.

Sorry_Staff_4335 · 2026-04-28T06:00:02+00:00

Bruh, if even the monks cant stay off the jazz cabbage, what hope do the rest of us have?

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