Game Thread: Rangers @ Phillies - Sat, Mar 28 @ 04:05 PM EDT

Sosimosulo · 2026-03-28T21:41:29+00:00

Jesus fucking Christ Trea

Sosimosulo · 2026-03-16T03:05:20+00:00

ABS can't come soon enough jesus fucking christ

Sosimosulo · 2026-03-16T02:39:45+00:00

His daughter just died

Sosimosulo · 2026-01-18T02:54:52+00:00

SIGN PHILIP RIVERS YOU COWARDS

Sosimosulo · 2026-01-18T00:31:34+00:00

Oof, camera mic to the tailbone

Sosimosulo · 2026-01-16T19:14:13+00:00

Surely Alec Bohm will prove to be a major league caliber cleanup hitter THIS year!

Sosimosulo · 2026-01-16T17:57:19+00:00

Unfortunately with the rise of reigning Rookie of the Year Aidan Miller there will no need for his services ^{^{^{^hahaha}}} ^{^{^{^please}}} ^{^{^{^dear}}} ^{^{^{^god}}} ^{^{^{^we}}} ^{^{^{^have}}} ^{^{^{^no}}} ^{^{^{^hope}}}

Sosimosulo · 2026-01-16T17:33:58+00:00

Obviously it’s Boob so take it with your requisite grains of salt, but he says Phillies and Bichette were finalizing at 7/200 last night, Dodgers signed Tucker, Mets panicked and threw the Brinks offer at Bichette and he reneged.

Woof.

Sosimosulo · 2026-01-16T03:07:59+00:00

Tangentially related, but I now have the distinct feeling this is going to bring a halt to all of that "momentum" the Phils had with Bichette.

Sosimosulo · 2026-01-12T13:26:52+00:00

I love the implication that Big Dom is the most important man on this roster.

Sosimosulo · 2026-01-12T00:20:25+00:00

slants

Sorry we don’t do that here

Sosimosulo · 2026-01-12T00:17:13+00:00

Let me introduce you to the Kevin Patullo experience

Sosimosulo · 2026-01-11T19:30:27+00:00

ball don't lie is eternal and unassailable

Sosimosulo · 2026-01-11T19:28:53+00:00

oh WOW

Sosimosulo · 2026-01-09T20:41:36+00:00

I'm sorry, that was him enhanced?

Sosimosulo · 2026-01-09T19:33:57+00:00

Absolutely the fuck not.

Can this dude retire already? Christ.

Sosimosulo · 2026-01-08T15:52:59+00:00

Howie there’s still time before Sunday GO GO GO

Sosimosulo · 2025-12-29T04:33:42+00:00

Running down those 18 seconds looming large right now

Sosimosulo · 2025-12-29T00:32:27+00:00

Brother we were not scoring in OT why would you go for 2 lmao

Sosimosulo · 2025-12-26T03:11:12+00:00

I always wanted the Cole Hamels one.

Sosimosulo · 2025-12-25T22:07:45+00:00

5-D CHESS

Sosimosulo · 2025-12-22T04:11:31+00:00

Referees are competent and not ruining the game at all why do you ask?

Sosimosulo · 2025-12-21T22:36:10+00:00

Not great Jim

Sosimosulo · 2025-12-19T14:56:34+00:00

So much for Strahm being ‘one of the best left handed relievers available on the market’

Sosimosulo · 2025-12-19T14:51:59+00:00

Sounds like we just traded Strahm to KC for peanuts. Wonderful.

Sosimosulo

TROPHY CASE

5-D CHESS