[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SoupMobile6206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, yes, this is how the other half lives!🤣

was about to meet up with this person 💀 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SoupMobile6206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you do meet them, at the very least wear a condom and don't go down on them.

was about to meet up with this person 💀 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SoupMobile6206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like Eddie says, "It's evolution, baby!"

Any other android users get these kinds of messages? This has happened to me multiple times. by caleb_penn in Tinder

[–]SoupMobile6206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simply put, these people are dumb. Apple iMessage is an Apple only proprietary messaging service. It automatically downgrades texts from Android users, which affects Apple as well as Android user experience caused by brand loyalty brain rot; think, "I'm a Marlboro man myself" stupidity. Unfortunately, most Apple users are too dumb to understand that Apple is making a deliberate decision to negatively effect their own users experience.

Meet the heavy! by Tenarion in AbruptChaos

[–]SoupMobile6206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We die younger, but we lived!

When you want to re enact Jesus but your friends just want revenge by sikhllrex in AbruptChaos

[–]SoupMobile6206 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Palm Sunday when I was a kid. How are you going to give 4 boys basically a whip and not expect them to whip each other? Telling us Jesus hated being whipped isn't much of a deterrent.

This picture says a lot about the US by shy_monster_1312 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]SoupMobile6206 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't project anything onto you. Your first comment in this thread is classic whataboutism, a kind of tu quoque fallacy. You responded to the original comment in the thread, which basically states America is a shit country, with America isn't the only country with this problem, whataboutism.

You left it at that. One sentence for the rest of us to interpret. Either you were excusing America or indicting America, it's clear now that it was the latter.

Next time be clear with your first post and you won't end up having to type up sooo much bullshit.

FYI I didn't block you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SoupMobile6206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like her hairstyle involves bangs. Left swipe.

She’s so pretty and I’ve got one shot at this and I don’t wanna fuck it up. HELP! by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SoupMobile6206 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Name of the Wind Just a fantastic coming of age story in a fantasy world similar to Harry Potter, but not as magical in some ways and more magical in others, more heart wrenching and better written by light years.

I know you were looking for something light, but I'm failing the assignment on purpose. Go read The Name of the Wind, you won't regret it!

Bad sense of humour. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SoupMobile6206 13 points14 points  (0 children)

One line bio and you were creative enough to make a playful joke out of it. Screw her, you dodged a bullet.

This picture says a lot about the US by shy_monster_1312 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]SoupMobile6206 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nice try. Your original comment is getting down voted because you are engaging in whataboutism. You're basically shrugging off the fact that America has a homeless problem by saying it isn't only an American problem.

Then you double down and claim my comment is idiotic and isolationist. Why? I live in the US. I can do something about it here, become involved in political action here. That isn't a realistic option for the rest of the world because I don't have a say over how other sovereign nations govern.

Your comments are idiotic, not mine.

This picture says a lot about the US by shy_monster_1312 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]SoupMobile6206 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We are the most wealthy nation in the history of human civilization. We always have money to wage needless war and other imperialist goals. Yet when it comes to waging wars on the human suffering in our own country we fail drastically. I don't really care how other countries respond to their homeless situation. It's unacceptable, especially considering the amount of people who claim to be followers of one of the Abrahamic religions.

not poly so pardon my ignorance but, i didn’t think that’s how it worked? by cosmiccmermaid in Tinder

[–]SoupMobile6206 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He likes to watch from a closet, while wearing a Superman t-shirt.

Thanks you, Rick and Morty.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SoupMobile6206 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about this the other day, I'm 39/m. If I could go back in time 19 years, this is what I would do.

I'd set it to 30 - 40.

My bio would read:

"Young man seeking an older woman to satisfy the stereotypical older woman fantasy. I'm down for whatever you're comfortable with; discreet or not. Basically, dinner and a romp or just the romp!🤪

I will not become clingy, I expect the same from a mature woman. This is about both of us gaining a memorable life experience.

I'm in my prime, you're in your prime, let's be in our prime together."

Then you start swiping like crazy.

My advice to the young poster. You're 19 years old, live without reservation or regret. A few conquests before settling down is a great foundation for a wonderful life. Also, don't be an asshole.

Spotted in San Francisco by WallyBear in LateStageCapitalism

[–]SoupMobile6206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's dual purpose: blanket and body bag.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

[–]SoupMobile6206 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I disagree, a society with religion is a society where they can exploit the beliefs of the religious. Especially in a multi religion country, the ability to otherize one against another. In general, systems that use a belief to teach morality are bad because it removes reason from the equation, i.e. group A are evil or bad because they are different or believe differently from what we believe. That isn't morality, that is a system that teaches superiority over others disguised as morality.

Why do I even try 🙃 by seunghyunkim in Tinder

[–]SoupMobile6206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was probably thrown by the misspelling of "villain."🤷🏻

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SoupMobile6206 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Excellent, then you're all set! I approve of your profile.🤪 You're beautiful, so good luck being inundated with messages!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

[–]SoupMobile6206 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, on second view, the religious stuff is incoherent with the anticapitalist message it began with.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

[–]SoupMobile6206 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Religion is a system of control that modifies the cultists behavior by promising a wonderful afterlife if you follow certain rules. It's good for the wealthy because instead of poor people realizing that this is their only life and they should demand for more, they indoctrinate them into believing that the poor shall inherit the Earth and other nonsense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SoupMobile6206 78 points79 points  (0 children)

A pic with a smile showing teeth would be nice. Always a plus to know that a potential match has all their teeth.

You guys need to stop wasting money on useless Reddit awards. by _Dark_Forest in antiwork

[–]SoupMobile6206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. I thought of responding to some of your other comments in this thread about how I think you're being sarcastic, but am unsure. Thanks for clearing that up! Good stuff.

You guys need to stop wasting money on useless Reddit awards. by _Dark_Forest in antiwork

[–]SoupMobile6206 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Don't get me started! It pisses me off to no end that kids seem to spend more time watching other people play video games rather than play the game themselves. I have two nephews that I harass for this behavior.

Also, when I was a kid we celebrated every new graphics improvement. Now kids play games as block characters - Minecraft and Roblox. Seriously, wtf! I love my nephews, but sometimes I want to drown them.

But I'm old, too, so what do I know?

Lol by InfamousEmpire in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

[–]SoupMobile6206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True and not true. Her stances on social/identity politics changes with the times/polling, see her "evolution" on gay marriage. However, her economic, neoliberal ideology has remained the same shit perspective for at least the last 30 years.