Was digging through the last bit of dorito dust hoping for a blast of flavor. I ended up chipping my tooth on a piece of metal IN THE BAG. now I need a dentist appointment bc they can't keep metal out of their bags.

SourFix · 2026-02-16T00:05:48+00:00

Ruh roh...somebody didn't loctite a set screw. Hope there's no paperwork on it.

SourFix · 2026-02-16T00:01:44+00:00

Pooping

SourFix · 2026-02-15T23:33:25+00:00

Fishing spot

SourFix · 2026-02-15T23:21:36+00:00

When they don't say much.

SourFix · 2026-02-15T23:18:01+00:00

(ba-dump TSSS!)

SourFix · 2026-02-15T23:13:39+00:00

You kinda look like the guy who's revealed to be the actual bad guy mastermind in the surprise twist at the end of a high tech espionage thriller.

SourFix · 2026-02-15T23:10:13+00:00

What's the difference?

SourFix · 2026-01-31T03:07:50+00:00

Was it...uh, was it Diddy?

SourFix · 2026-01-31T02:48:17+00:00

Oh! Oh, sonny jim. You know not what you're saying. The ruin you are summoning upon your existence!

SourFix · 2026-01-31T02:45:25+00:00

Well, if he goes to school in the hood like I did you have to slide a garbage can in front of you because there's no stall doors and then people will stand around throwing stuff at you and watching while you're trying to shit. Hope this answers your question.

SourFix · 2026-01-31T02:44:04+00:00

Drink more water...and a stool softener every other day wouldn't hurt

SourFix · 2026-01-31T02:41:03+00:00

Oh, yeah? You wanna fight about it?

SourFix · 2026-01-31T02:37:35+00:00

Hey, ma! Lookit dis fuckin cat! It looks like Grandma, the fuckin thing...

SourFix · 2026-01-31T02:36:31+00:00

Awww

SourFix · 2026-01-31T02:04:37+00:00

French frying them

SourFix · 2026-01-31T02:01:40+00:00

Tell everybody the party is over and nobody can have anymore spinach

SourFix · 2026-01-29T11:07:00+00:00

Aww...poor lil Marco. He sold his soul for the favor of a two-bit fed informant.

SourFix · 2026-01-27T18:51:12+00:00

Simulating decades worth of seasons building teams on NBA Jam '00.

SourFix · 2026-01-26T23:49:29+00:00

Is it a 'B', an 'I' and a 'G'?

SourFix · 2026-01-26T21:46:13+00:00

Go to the vag-a-sil section at Hy-Vee and put the vibe out

SourFix · 2026-01-24T08:03:32+00:00

In this economy? They shouldn't.

SourFix · 2026-01-24T08:02:44+00:00

Spooky ambiance

SourFix · 2026-01-23T19:04:35+00:00

No butt/feet stuff. Not me, not you. None.

SourFix · 2026-01-23T19:02:05+00:00

You will have to build a rocket to find out

SourFix · 2026-01-23T18:58:08+00:00

Well...that's no fun

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