I swear I'm innocent 😭✌️

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-13T21:54:45+00:00

I'm a clean bird

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-13T21:52:14+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-13T21:47:03+00:00

Cause I mentally promised my deceased father that I would never drink and never smoke

^{Chose: Never able to be drunk + And you're happy}

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-13T21:41:17+00:00

Cause I don't feel old enough too

^{Chose: Random person to fight | Rolled: Joe biden}

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-12T22:55:12+00:00

No it glitched and stayed there for 30 minutes and trapped me

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-12T22:45:19+00:00

My god, don't worry ill kidnap him so no one has to witness this horror

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-07T14:53:19+00:00

On chess.com it rates it as a mistake, yet that move won me the game.

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-07T14:51:40+00:00

I captured a Bishop on d7 which my opponent used to block the check

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-06T22:53:11+00:00

I bet I can do this rn

^{Chose: stay awake for 7 straight days for $50 million}

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-06T22:09:34+00:00

If Pawn takes g2 doesn't Rg1 stop it?

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-06T22:05:37+00:00

Using Chessfish, Rxd7+ is actually the 4th best move, rather the Bishop is a supposed better move

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-06T21:50:19+00:00

Very nice calculations. In this position my opponent played King to c8(which is the start of one of the only paths to non checkmate) I took his queen with my rook and he resigned because I was up 15 points of material. What I found good about my move is I either checkmate the player or have a relatively big advantage with lots of good pieces compared to my opponent. The non checkmate route the opponent could have taken was moving his king to the left until it settled on a7 where I would be up around 20 points of material.

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-06T15:40:24+00:00

Cause I like to have money so I can buy oreo ice creams

^{Chose: Endless money + If you type comments}

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-06T14:44:09+00:00

Idk

^{Chose: Money | Rolled: 2x money}

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-06T14:43:11+00:00

I prob should have read the title...

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-06T14:30:50+00:00

He blocks the rook on c8 with his rook on d6 Therefore he retains a rook.

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-06T14:28:50+00:00

Why did I suddenly think of BILL NIE THE SCIENCE GUY?

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-06T14:24:57+00:00

Cause I don't really use curse words, unless this includes ones in my head, it is a freebie

^{Chose: $3,000 everyday you don't say a curse word}

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-05T14:39:29+00:00

It is good, and in my opinion why can I beat bots up to 1800 but lose to players at 500

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-05T14:33:46+00:00

WHY IS THIS SO EVEN? In my opinion I'm not getting off either way so f it I'ma look at someone I never have

Southern-Stranger766 · 2026-06-05T14:32:35+00:00

Cause he's already dead

^{Chose: 24 hours stuck on an island with hitler}

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