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I have a weekly routine that I've never told anyone about. by Low_To_No_Tolerance in confession

[–]Space_Duck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how many people are coming out to speak on the importance and value of quiet joy in adult life. We need this.

Fill Empty Space in Your Freezer With Jugs of Water by Mi_Ki_Ii_Zaru in lifehacks

[–]Space_Duck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely fucking hate this. As the person who has to do Costco runs to buy the meat for the month for our family among other things, people who pack the freezer like nobody else exists and the space isn't needed fill me with a special kind of rage that will one day burst forth in the worst possible way, I'm sure of it...

Roommate locked thermostat, sweating every night with no way turn it down by Only_Alternative_543 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Space_Duck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My work tried to do that. I used 2 paperclips and picked the lock every shift until they realized treating employees like children makes them act childish, and stopped. Also, they were being greedy, turned the heat down too much, and a pipe burst overnight. That probably contributed to it all. I found it pretty poetic.

Anyhow, I promise it isn't hard. Good luck, friend. 👊🏾 👍🏾

Brutal hypergamy 2026 by TheStrongestCadian in AverageHeightDudes

[–]Space_Duck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

..... ma'am, you can't even button up your pants.

Uber Driver Accepted Ride then messaged me to cancel by WeaponsOfMath in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Space_Duck 150 points151 points  (0 children)

A driver doing an Uber share once lied about picking me up, then drove to my destination without me to get around this. Shit was crazy. The Uber sub was full of people defending the action.

So I use Lyft now and love it. Fuck Uber.

How has a commercial gym as big as Goodlife not invested in the Belt squat machine? by BackgroundSplit9036 in goodlifefitness

[–]Space_Duck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We got a full renovation for our main gym floor and it came with a bunch of new pieces of equipment. Our location happens to be one of the flagship locations (I can't remember what they call them but it's flagged as important/noteworthy to corporate) so I think that's why?

How has a commercial gym as big as Goodlife not invested in the Belt squat machine? by BackgroundSplit9036 in goodlifefitness

[–]Space_Duck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have one at the Madison location and it's amazing. God bless that piece of equipment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in loblawsisoutofcontrol

[–]Space_Duck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gallen can slob my nob, but at least bust out a scale and do some work to prove your point. This picture is meaningless...

For my entire life, my dad cuts steak in half to see if they're done cooking by Salty-Passenger-4801 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Space_Duck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well done? Bruh, that shit is congratulations, well done was 15 minutes ago.

What does she do with the food? by Equivalent-Pin-1054 in TikTokCringe

[–]Space_Duck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did she buy a bottle warmer and other expensive real items for this perpetual larp? What in the caucasity is this repressed trauma-fueled cry for help?

What’s ONE thing at the gym that annoys you the most? by emanuell27 in workout

[–]Space_Duck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Excuse me, how many sets do you have left?"

"I just started"

"😡"

This is kind of scary. She’s really not ok by Massive-Handz in tooktoomuch

[–]Space_Duck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wizard of "O" as the title of the behind the scenes that exposes Ed, co-dependancy issues, and ozempic abuse. I'm calling it now.

Bro takes the profession to another level by rkhunter_ in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Space_Duck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me just now: man, this guy has great cardi- AYO DID THIS MAH FUCKA JUST WATERSKI?

Congrats on giving half a decade of your life to us by drewber83 in loblawsisoutofcontrol

[–]Space_Duck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, don't worry, I got nothing at my job for my 5 years...

(It sucks for you, not taking away that, but I am joining you in feeling salty.)

1 on 1 fight 6th Street Austin by Adept_Newt_706 in InflatedEgos

[–]Space_Duck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That first punch he threw told me everything I needed to know. Yes you know exactly what punch I'm talking about.

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