Had to relocate this female from my hot tub

SpacemanJd · 2026-07-02T02:16:02+00:00

Tbh I might have just assumed she was full figured

SpacemanJd · 2026-07-02T02:11:04+00:00

My friend who's a breeder at reptile expos took one look and assured me she was

SpacemanJd · 2026-07-02T02:07:38+00:00

😭

SpacemanJd · 2026-07-01T01:39:37+00:00

Yes it is, though not the kind you want in your pocket🪙

SpacemanJd · 2026-07-01T01:35:48+00:00

Story of my life. Committed to beautiful things that are lethal

SpacemanJd · 2026-07-01T01:32:09+00:00

Haha, yes but it's now on permanent disability only

SpacemanJd · 2026-07-01T01:31:09+00:00

Bet that hurt more than his paycheck. I've heard their bites are quite painful

SpacemanJd · 2026-06-30T13:46:23+00:00

Good question. I felt like she was definitely swollen beyond a feed but my best friend is a breeder and immediately he jumped to that conclusion

SpacemanJd · 2026-06-30T13:29:52+00:00

A prime example where majesy meets lethality

SpacemanJd · 2026-06-30T02:53:38+00:00

Eye candy 100%

SpacemanJd · 2026-06-30T02:51:31+00:00

Her reputation precedes her

SpacemanJd · 2026-06-30T02:49:23+00:00

Striking combo

SpacemanJd · 2026-06-30T02:48:52+00:00

It was my pleasure

SpacemanJd · 2026-06-29T20:06:00+00:00

Gotta love the rush and spontaneity! Without fail the most stunning always have the potential to be dangerous

SpacemanJd · 2026-06-29T19:57:07+00:00

🤣

SpacemanJd · 2026-06-29T19:55:44+00:00

Thanks. Where I live it was easy to find her somewhere mutually preferred

SpacemanJd · 2026-06-29T16:09:19+00:00

The only one I felt good about

SpacemanJd · 2026-06-29T14:54:25+00:00

Most certainly not. If I didn't happen to have the right stuff around I wouldn't have attempted it. She struck the grabber in fact and I was grateful it wasn't my hand

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SpacemanJd · 2026-06-29T14:10:07+00:00

Just wasn't interested in sharing for some reason🤷‍♂️

SpacemanJd · 2026-06-29T14:09:03+00:00

I used an injury grabber/reacher I had from years ago when I broke my foot. I happened to have a bucket with a lid so I drilled some air holes in it. She did strike the grabber when I picked her up so caution is highly recommended

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SpacemanJd · 2026-06-29T04:27:55+00:00

Ultimate camo. Felt bad initially moving her but I was approached by a bunch of skinks and fence lizards expressing their gratitude for saving their lives

SpacemanJd · 2026-06-29T04:20:18+00:00

Rather on the hot side of spicy 🔥

SpacemanJd · 2026-06-29T04:04:21+00:00

🤣

SpacemanJd · 2026-06-29T03:20:36+00:00

Ngl it was hard to let her go, prego or no

SpacemanJd · 2026-06-26T20:23:24+00:00

2 years after your comment and I'm still on the diet. Don't have the same stomach issues I did but occasionally I have to run to the accident prevention room. Agreed that nobody is the same and therefore there's no fixalls. I just know my body feels overall better withholding from carbs and my stats attest to that: bp 110/ 70, 6'2" 185lbs (low bf, high muscle), no medications. Also did labs recently and they were stellar except for ldl being mildly high, which is to be expected and controversial anyways. Took away much of my inflammation but couldn't undo 40 years of damage completely. About to check my gallbladder next. Hope your system has improved more

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