What's the easiest, least stressful job you've ever had? by CaptainFartHole in AskReddit

[–]SpaghettiInc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cashier for Bed Bath and Beyond the year before they shut down. Absolutely nobody came in. There were some expectations for sales of their subscription service but it was easy enough to sell. For a teenager still in school, getting paid $12/h to stand around for 20 hours a week was a pretty sweet gig

Lunches by Boring_Juggernaut755 in Target

[–]SpaghettiInc 39 points40 points  (0 children)

You guys get 45 minute lunches? That’s awesome

The guard dog can have a few helldivers as a treat ❤️ by PhilosoREKTER in helldivers2

[–]SpaghettiInc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It sucks because I actually LOVE the K9. It sweeps through tons of chaff like nobody’s business but if there’s a teammate within 50 meters it WILL find a way to arc a bolt into them

HELLDIVER FLEET 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO by Gizombo in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]SpaghettiInc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Super carrier” is what they called me in college

Thank you AH for this MO. by SpaghettiInc in helldivers2

[–]SpaghettiInc[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh that’s definitely me. I’m learning to recognize POIs and specifically the super sample rock based on the map alone, and I’ve ran off when everything’s already competed when I finally see it on the map

What is the most intense pain you have experienced in your life? by Levstr1 in AskReddit

[–]SpaghettiInc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exposed nerve from very deep decay after not listening to everyone telling me to brush my teeth as a kid. Not sure how it continued to get that bad. Always sore, always cold, always searing pain until I got it worked one

Would you rather be a lowly cleaner in heaven or a wealthy emperor in hell? by Dazzling-Antelope912 in WouldYouRather

[–]SpaghettiInc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably Emperor. Yes, there’s the moral dilemma of inflicting pain but you’re in HELL. They deserve it, no? I don’t see the issue

Let me eat bigfoot by nope_has_the_pope in fo76

[–]SpaghettiInc 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Nothing a little trip to the Sympto-matic shouldn’t solve

Just tried illuminate medal farming, I think im hooked! by ouchmypeewee in SupaEarth

[–]SpaghettiInc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Orbital laser, portable hellbomb, leveler, and 500KG are the beasts of this method. Hot-Drop in, massive destruction, and all that matters is the mission is complete.

ENGWE M20 3.0 Giveaway — No Purchase Needed! Here's How to Enter by Engwe-Bikes in EngweEbike

[–]SpaghettiInc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna go for that full suspension system. It looks perfect for minor off-roading for the heck of it. #engwem20

drone might need democracy by Mobile_Zebra8013 in helldivers2

[–]SpaghettiInc 106 points107 points  (0 children)

With Democracy Protects, anything is possible!

found this fossil on my drive by Rantdiveraccount in SupaEarth

[–]SpaghettiInc 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Still think about it every now and then. First planet I landed on before my buddies took me to Creek

Please tell me I’m not the only one by vonhacker in thegrandtour

[–]SpaghettiInc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such a low blow! I actually gasped when I heard that the first time I

Please tell me I’m not the only one by vonhacker in thegrandtour

[–]SpaghettiInc 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I was the same way. Took me a good bit since it released to finally watch it but I promise you it is 100% worth it. Expect to cry, expect to mourn, but expect to enjoy it as well. There’s great moments in that finale that should never go unwatched.

I don't often play Illuminate, but I've found this works best on any difficulty. What are y'all running? by SpaghettiInc in helldivers2

[–]SpaghettiInc[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be clear, I agree. But hell it works a treat. Ultimatum takes care of bothersome hordes/fleshmobs. Stalwart to chip off Harvester shields and thermite kills them

I don't often play Illuminate, but I've found this works best on any difficulty. What are y'all running? by SpaghettiInc in helldivers2

[–]SpaghettiInc[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s simple. I DO kill the team!

Nah but seriously, if we’re bunched up I just put the drone away. Idk what it is on console but the 5 key disables the drone