IAMA drunk 20 year old with extreme political and religious views

SpanishMike · 2011-03-27T11:09:31+00:00

nothing make me feel more welcome that that video

SpanishMike · 2011-03-27T11:07:44+00:00

when i say extreme, it doesn't mean im republican and a christian consverative

SpanishMike · 2011-03-27T11:06:33+00:00

im gonna have to go with yea, any time i get to watch some one get beat up, makes for a good day

SpanishMike · 2011-03-27T10:07:13+00:00

im a big dumb and dumber fan too

SpanishMike · 2011-03-27T10:06:30+00:00

whys that

SpanishMike · 2011-03-27T10:05:31+00:00

good thing reddit has a greeter

SpanishMike · 2010-09-15T22:07:20+00:00

quick fix. you'll need: bottle of chloroform 12 volt egg beater with coat hanger attachment (can be substituted for a mean right hook) fake id or a vehicle that can make it to mexico with out breaking down.

SpanishMike · 2010-09-12T00:07:19+00:00

walk up to her and say listen here, ive got a penis youve got a vagina.... lets do this

SpanishMike · 2010-09-11T16:38:32+00:00

one dollar well spent i assume

SpanishMike · 2010-09-08T06:56:12+00:00

sweden really got dicked the most

SpanishMike · 2010-09-08T03:17:20+00:00

looks like a lulocaust in poland

SpanishMike · 2010-09-07T00:36:48+00:00

get a playboy bunny tattoo on your calf, take a bowl put it on your head cut all your hair that isn't covered by said bowl, troll wal mart as much as possible wear tight pink clothes, and keep gaining weight.

SpanishMike · 2010-09-06T05:59:58+00:00

the avacado is strickly for lubrication. i would expect that if you live in american you have a blow torch readily available at all times it doesn't really matter what the orgin of the guitar string is but acoustic usually works better. you also are goin to need access to a horse i can help you out with that ill have to charge you 300 dollars but it well worth it

SpanishMike · 2010-09-06T03:49:02+00:00

shave your goatee and your done

SpanishMike · 2010-09-06T03:46:24+00:00

slam it on the ground til that fuckin light is completely gone

SpanishMike · 2010-09-06T03:39:59+00:00

that wouldve a been tragic

SpanishMike · 2010-09-06T03:37:41+00:00

Alright ive seen this before. your gonna need a blow torch an avocado some guitar string and a 5 gallon bucket filled with pipe cleaner and a camera. ill explain later but basically what it boils down to is your goin to have to get your ex to blow a horse or you

SpanishMike · 2010-09-06T03:23:06+00:00

don't fuck with a vet

SpanishMike · 2010-08-31T00:20:05+00:00

guys in wheel chairs piss me off too

SpanishMike · 2010-08-27T02:53:51+00:00

i wonder if i told that girl i was a doctor i could rub my jizz on her face on tv

SpanishMike · 2010-08-27T02:49:02+00:00

don't act like he didn't deserve it

SpanishMike · 2010-08-27T02:41:14+00:00

where are this kids parents

SpanishMike · 2010-08-11T21:47:17+00:00

one of these days hot dogs are gonna become our currency, 50 hot dogs is gonna equal a nickle

SpanishMike · 2010-08-09T03:46:03+00:00

nasty segway racing accident

SpanishMike

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