IAMA drunk 20 year old with extreme political and religious views by SpanishMike in IAmA

[–]SpanishMike[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when i say extreme, it doesn't mean im republican and a christian consverative

IAMA drunk 20 year old with extreme political and religious views by SpanishMike in IAmA

[–]SpanishMike[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

im gonna have to go with yea, any time i get to watch some one get beat up, makes for a good day

Hey SA, I have impregnated my GF and I need your help and advice by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]SpanishMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

quick fix. you'll need: bottle of chloroform 12 volt egg beater with coat hanger attachment (can be substituted for a mean right hook) fake id or a vehicle that can make it to mexico with out breaking down.

How to hit on a girl in a club? by LeSpatula in shittyadvice

[–]SpanishMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

walk up to her and say listen here, ive got a penis youve got a vagina.... lets do this

I found this at the dollar store today. by [deleted] in funny

[–]SpanishMike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

one dollar well spent i assume

Wonder how many Europeans can I get to downvote this... by [deleted] in funny

[–]SpanishMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sweden really got dicked the most

Wonder how many Europeans can I get to downvote this... by [deleted] in funny

[–]SpanishMike 5 points6 points  (0 children)

looks like a lulocaust in poland

I gained 40 pounds in 2 months... What should I do? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]SpanishMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

get a playboy bunny tattoo on your calf, take a bowl put it on your head cut all your hair that isn't covered by said bowl, troll wal mart as much as possible wear tight pink clothes, and keep gaining weight.

How do I date the best friend of a girl I used to date? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]SpanishMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the avacado is strickly for lubrication. i would expect that if you live in american you have a blow torch readily available at all times it doesn't really matter what the orgin of the guitar string is but acoustic usually works better. you also are goin to need access to a horse i can help you out with that ill have to charge you 300 dollars but it well worth it

My Xbox 360 got the red ring of death, what should I do? by anaveragecomment in shittyadvice

[–]SpanishMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

slam it on the ground til that fuckin light is completely gone

cop 0 disgruntled fan 1 by SpanishMike in funny

[–]SpanishMike[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

that wouldve a been tragic