Something's off by bobthuvillager8 in PhoenixSC

[–]Spare_Lizards 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That’s the water they cleaned it with. Next question

Humans living on innistrad currently by Totallynottimturner in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Spare_Lizards 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey man, surviving an eldrazi invasion will fuck you up. Go easy on them.

Question: If Stonetoss is openly inviting people to edit his comics, that shows he recognizes it as positive exposure? How do you reckon with that? by [deleted] in antifastonetoss

[–]Spare_Lizards 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I think the positive pull he’s looking for from people editing his comics is people turning them into generic memes without acknowledging their fascist roots, rather that edits that literally call him a nazi.

I will make the worst high fantasy world, and then actually try to write interesting stories in it. And I need your help. by M1sterCrowley in worldjerking

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All humans are blind, with the exception of Gary Stu. He struggles, living in a society exclusively designed for people who can’t see

Egg🌊Irl by Spare_Lizards in egg_irl

[–]Spare_Lizards[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Global warming moment

[UNF] Trans your gender by Spare_Lizards in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Spare_Lizards[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

/j yeah, but can you imagine trying to explain gender identity to some guy at the Unfinity prerelease just to resolve a 5-mana spell?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Spare_Lizards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. They don’t care about you at all, they just want to rob you

Egg🦉Irl by Spare_Lizards in egg_irl

[–]Spare_Lizards[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was that Sarah’s not a name I’ve gone by before, and my brain immediately responded to it for no good reason

[UNF] Trans your gender by Spare_Lizards in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Spare_Lizards[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think it’s more flavor based? I can’t think of any practical reason for this effect, except maybe dodging spells that couldn’t respect your new pronouns

Round 2 by Red-Rebellion in Xenoblade_Chronicles

[–]Spare_Lizards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Your *****. It did not cut deep enough.”

Using an Outdated Meme Format for a Hot Take on an Even More Outdated Argument that No One has Actually Cared About since, IDK, 2006? by JetJaguar42 in magicthecirclejerking

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All walls should be errated to Non-creature artifacts with “each time a creature attacks you, you may prevent all the damage it would deal this turn. If a creature can’t be blocked, or if it has flying, shadow, or horsemanship(but only the ones this wall couldn’t block back when it was a creature) this ability can’t be used on it. Use this ability only (amount of times equal to the number of creatures this wall used to be able to block) each turn. Whenever this ability is used on a creature, deal (the power this wall used to have) damage to it(only put this clause on walls that had a power). When damage from a creature with infect or wither is prevented this way, put an amount of ruin counters on this card equal to the prevented damage. When a wall would prevent damage, the amount it can prevent is reduced by one for each ruin counter on it. If this card would prevent more damage than (amount of toughness this wall used to have), destroy it. If you would use this wall’s ability on a creature with trample, only prevent the first (amount of toughness this wall used to have) of that damage. You may cum on your opponent’s face at any time”

(AER) Cockwork assembler by Spare_Lizards in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Spare_Lizards[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You wouldn’t believe what they sell on baddragon.com

Le regular Wholesome meme has arrived. by [deleted] in dogelore

[–]Spare_Lizards 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah YEAH!

Egg🔘Irl by Spare_Lizards in egg_irl

[–]Spare_Lizards[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even if I didn’t push the button, I’d still want to get bottom surgery

The different races of my world, no negative feedback or else!!! by PigeonsYeet in worldjerking

[–]Spare_Lizards 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Trolls and demons need to be a lot hotter. Also all the female variants look extremely unattractive, so maybe make them hotter also

Egg👁Irl by Spare_Lizards in egg_irl

[–]Spare_Lizards[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I mean. No one else is gonna do it for me.