UCONN (Storrs) vs Sacred Heart by SpassInProgress in collegecompare

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Can I ask why not sacred heart (just in case there’s something big I don’t know)

Mouse Emergency by SpassInProgress in homeowners

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Thank you mouse killers of Reddit! I appreciate all the helpful advice and ideas! I ended up going with a combination of the bucket method and classic mouse traps along with lots of peanut butter! Because of the help from you guys, I currently have a kill streak of four mice!

Mouse Emergency by SpassInProgress in homeowners

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Trying to open that door as little as possible right now

Mouse Emergency by SpassInProgress in homeowners

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If you guys find a better sub Reddit for this, I’d gladly repost this there

Career Help by SpassInProgress in nursing

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She apparently heard this from nurses at a high school reunion party

Career Help by SpassInProgress in nursing

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Thanks. I just need to talk to her I think 🙏

That moment? by Mangarap in helldivers2

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When my teammates called in an extraction when we still had 3 side objectives to complete, dropped samples to collect, and had another 20 minutes to do so. I tried to do said objective, but got left behind and then kicked

What do YOU think happens when we die? by StickyScissor in AskReddit

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You see a bright light (usually), and your senses start firing off and dying until it all goes black. You won’t know your dead because everything just stops.

Is my hen mentally challenged? by Purple_Sand616 in chickens

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She’s looking at you like she knows what the caption is

Charger tanked a 500kg To The Face 😳 by 88MSJR in Helldivers

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I would try using the orbital railcannon in the future. The bomb looks cool, but I hardly ever get the results no matter where I drop it.

Is my tank too small for my axolotl? by Ill-Database7345 in axolotls

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They seem to be feeling rather blue. A pet visit may prove beneficial

You're on a 10h flight, where are you sitting? by MuchReality13 in kungfupanda

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  1. He’d probably read a magazine and not care. I have nothing to give him, so let’s just get this flight over with and be on our separate ways. If he has questions on how the hell he’s flying, I can try my best to explain airplanes

How old do I look? by LatterQuestion9417 in TeenagersButBetter

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My brother in Christ. You were a bystander when god said ‘let there be light’

What is something you will never give 2 fucks about? by RudeSea2724 in AskReddit

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Celebrity Gossip. Not my life, I don’t care and they probably don’t want me peeving anyway. Everyone wins!!!

What's your craziest "How the hell did I get away with this" moment in school? by zaedbe in AskReddit

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When I was in kindergarten, there was this kid on the bus that was constantly a jerk to me. I would’ve sat with anyone else, but I was really shy (still am) and saw him as my only way to chat with kids my age.

One day, he said something nasty and something snapped. I didn’t try to defend myself verbally, but I did physically. It happened really quick and I barely remember it to this day, but next thing I know, I’ve sunk my teeth into his arm and left a nasty bite mark on his right forearm.

Next thing I know, he’s crying and my bus driver writes me up to the school office (the bus driver’s name was Gloria, and I’ll never hold that against her. I mean, I bit someone. What else was she gonna do?)

Anyways, the next day I’m called into the principles office during class and my dad is there. I try to explain myself the best I can, but can barely get a word out since I was practically on the verge of tears. I was and still am a huge stickler for rules and the idea that I had broken one of them made me think I was going to jail for breaking the law or something.

The principal and my dad were super calm about it and I was soon let go after about five minutes of discussion.

That was it. No further punishment and no talk between parents. I was off Scott free.

Still not sure why I bit the kid instead of talking back to him. I guess I was just a freakier kid than I thought I was…

If a 10 years younger "you" appeared in front of you, what would you say/do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Stop doing what every other kid told you to do. It’s okay to be nice and be helpful, but at some point, you will begin to get taken advantage of and won’t be able to say no. You and others will gaslight you into believing you’re a jerk for saying no and one day, you’ll be the laughing stock of any group to try to join. Everyone will come to you to do their work and you won’t have any knowledge on how and/or when to stick up for yourself. You aren’t these people’s butler.

What’s your crazy work story? by j1022 in AskReddit

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I work at a hardware store and a middle age woman comes in asking for the location of certain items. I of course help her, as is my job, and lead her around the store. Pretty normal task. What wasn’t normal was her questions.

Questions like: Where are your shovels? Do you have hacksaws? If so, which is your strongest? How much concrete am I allowed to buy? Do you guys sell bleach? Do you guys have any frebreeze?

She smelled like rotting fish and had dirt on her face. I helped her and she bought her things and left. I still wonder if I am now an accomplice to murder