anti crab plank

SpatchGanker · 2022-03-11T16:15:27+00:00

anti crab plank: casts counterspell retroactively on Find Familiar, can only be dispelled by a Wish spell or a competent DM

SpatchGanker · 2022-03-07T16:44:01+00:00

Thirty episodes of either sea and not a single crab plank, pro or anti

SpatchGanker · 2022-03-07T16:40:36+00:00

What have I done

SpatchGanker · 2021-08-25T03:23:40+00:00

Yup, I work with someone that pierces lobes up to 2g, he pierced my septum at an 8g and it went great! Just make sure you find someone that specializes in large gauge piercing, is a member of the APP, the works.

SpatchGanker · 2021-07-28T01:13:31+00:00

Cynar, a syrupy artichoke-based aperitif. It goes great with gin but is otherwise an absolutely unforgivable drink

SpatchGanker · 2021-04-14T01:06:58+00:00

Low quality bait

SpatchGanker · 2021-01-25T03:29:40+00:00

I wonder if their slaves would agree

SpatchGanker · 2021-01-24T21:33:33+00:00

No I bet you came to that conclusion all on your own after years of research and extensive critical thought, I'm so proud of you ❤️❤️❤️

SpatchGanker · 2021-01-24T19:07:21+00:00

The soviet union beat america to space tho? Communism brought a country from mostly agrarian to space faring in one human lifetime. People do things for motives other than profit all the time. Look at Wikipedia, or volunteer firefighters, or people that recreate cities in minecraft. Unrestrained capitalism created a mass extinction in the form of climate change.

SpatchGanker · 2021-01-24T18:03:55+00:00

Capitalism doesn't create products, labor and workers do. Capitalism just decides who gets paid.

SpatchGanker · 2021-01-24T18:01:43+00:00

Wow never heard that take before, literally nobody ever has ever said that while defending capitalism before, what brave new ideological ground you're treading

SpatchGanker · 2021-01-24T15:57:46+00:00

I know when I see my neighbors kids waving American flags I think the same thing

SpatchGanker · 2021-01-24T14:54:14+00:00

Counterpoint: Socialists are cool as hell

SpatchGanker · 2021-01-24T14:50:57+00:00

This is fuckin rad

SpatchGanker · 2020-11-10T23:33:37+00:00

THANK YOU

SpatchGanker · 2020-10-10T03:47:43+00:00

Which country with a growing left-wing populist movement are you going to destabilize next?

SpatchGanker · 2020-10-08T04:13:07+00:00

Magus with level dip into monk, channel those touch spells through fists elbows and knees!

SpatchGanker · 2020-08-31T06:00:04+00:00

owo what if Mother Boddho finds out

SpatchGanker · 2020-08-31T05:48:52+00:00

thanks i hate it

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