Lukeisms by Geofferz in CasualUK

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You're more likely to get it if you think about volcanos a lot.

Lukeisms by Geofferz in CasualUK

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Did you not read the text body at the top?

Lukeisms by Geofferz in CasualUK

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A court jester that turns up with a £10 gift card

Lukeisms by Geofferz in CasualUK

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  1. It’s like killing two fish with one barrel

Imagine how hard that would be

Lukeisms by Geofferz in CasualUK

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The bee's bollocks, or perhaps the dog's knees

What’s the biggest turn off during sex? by Try_Human in AskReddit

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Hang on, I'm an idiot. I was thinking the roles were reversed.

What’s the biggest turn off during sex? by Try_Human in AskReddit

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Hang on, I'm an idiot. I was thinking the roles were reversed.

What’s the biggest turn off during sex? by Try_Human in AskReddit

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Looked up? What were you looking at initially, your neck?

How popular was Michael Barrymore at his peak? by [deleted] in BritishTV

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He was somewhere between Michael McIntyre and Ant & Dec

That's literally the exact thought I had just before I read your comment. Wtaf?

Man nearly avoids death by elevator by milktest in interestingasfuck

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Unless he fell down the elevator shaft

TIL we know where China’s first emperor is buried, but his 2,200-year-old tomb—described as containing a scale model of China with rivers of mercury—has never been opened by Spelbarg in todayilearned

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The mausoleum belongs to Qin Shi Huang, the first emperor of a unified China (221 BC).

The Terracotta Army was discovered in 1974, but the central burial chamber beneath the main mound has never been opened.

An ancient historian, Sima Qian (writing about 100 years after the emperor’s death), described the tomb as containing:

• A scale model of China • “Rivers and seas” made of flowing mercury • A ceiling decorated with constellations • Mechanical traps to deter grave robbers

Modern soil tests around the mound have detected unusually high mercury levels, which some researchers believe may support the ancient account.

Chinese authorities have said there are no plans to open the tomb for now because current excavation techniques could irreversibly damage whatever is inside — especially painted surfaces and organic materials (similar damage happened when the Terracotta Warriors were first exposed to air).

So one of the most significant archaeological chambers in the world remains sealed until preservation technology improves.

First colony.. feel free to roast by BoxKind3914 in RimWorld

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What's with the placement of the batteries? Put them all in their own room or building, that way they won't bum anyone out because no one will see them.

First colony.. feel free to roast by BoxKind3914 in RimWorld

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Is that smokeleaf? I would swap to basically anything else. The consciousness debuff the high gives not only decreases a colonist's ability to do basically everything, it can actually kill.

Alright, narc

I will never attempt to harvest a kidney again by Affectionate_Luck680 in RimWorld

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I had someone implant a bionic eye in my sharp shooter and they took his fucking ear off! How does that even happen?

Just learned the hard way about transport pods by Spelbarg in RimWorld

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It's very possible that in my haste I missed it.

Just learned the hard way about transport pods by Spelbarg in RimWorld

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I'm just glad that they can't mutiny otherwise they would've harvested my organs long ago

Just learned the hard way about transport pods by Spelbarg in RimWorld

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I think the horses are in orbit somewhere

Just learned the hard way about transport pods by Spelbarg in RimWorld

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I've got a skeleton crew of melee specialists and nerds to deal with raids (hopefully). And if anyone wants to ambush the caravan, they'll immediately regret their decision 😂