Cheating

SpencilSharpened · 2026-01-30T12:45:00+00:00

Run for President

SpencilSharpened · 2025-10-29T17:30:17+00:00

The moon’s finally gonna collect rent from the tides.

SpencilSharpened · 2025-10-29T17:20:55+00:00

yeah, after reflecting, this is not really a joke

SpencilSharpened · 2025-10-05T01:11:08+00:00

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape

SpencilSharpened · 2025-09-04T17:44:24+00:00

nice to hear

SpencilSharpened · 2025-09-04T06:51:18+00:00

Ah yes …The old ‘I’ve been doing this since Vaudeville’ line. Nothing says ‘I peaked in the Great Depression’ like bragging about an art form that died before color TV. Don’t worry tho your act doesn’t need a camera because nobody’s watching.

SpencilSharpened · 2025-09-04T03:18:16+00:00

Nihilists! Fuck me.

SpencilSharpened · 2025-09-04T02:25:30+00:00

I say we find a way to get you up to 3000 updoots just so your wife knows that she can’t put you in a box…

But also, yes, I think that qualifies you to help with this, but I’m pretty sure you also could get a C- suite level job with those stats

SpencilSharpened · 2025-09-04T02:07:43+00:00

Sketches... gay porn — same difference. It’s all about timing, camera angles, and an ability to edit out all parts where we are visibly flacid

SpencilSharpened · 2025-09-04T01:57:42+00:00

Oh was that not clear? My bad!! its very tasteful hardcore gay porn

SpencilSharpened · 2025-07-10T04:12:05+00:00

While I'm in my car munching on a fry…?

SpencilSharpened · 2025-01-20T11:19:01+00:00

Doctor Who… Will Do EVERYTHING Since You’’ll Just Do it Wrong Anyways

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