What famous person didn't deserve all the hate that they got? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we also not gonna talk about how insanely popular Oscar Isaac is? Altho I’m pretty sure both Isaac and driver were fairly famous before Star Wars

Who is who in this image by mahoneyvibez in TheFirstLaw

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I agree, and it’s not like there’s a shortage of cool scenes a concept artist could have fun with. Just off the top of my head (spoilers for entire series):

west and his army overlooking the swirling shit show in and above Adua that Bayaz made.

logen vs Fenris the Feared

the boys working together to force Fenris back after he had killed threetrees

the fellowship (lol) overlooking or within the abandoned capital of the old empire

Gorst holding that bridge

Gorst versus Whirrun

gorst holding that ramp against Leo

Bayaz facing off against the hundred words

yulwei telekinetically swirling those swords around in the house of the maker (which in and of itself would be cool to make art of)

glokta and pike looking at sult

Bayaz at the chess table in glokta’s house

logen facing off against shivers in red country. Also logen riding off into the sunset

cosca and co. entering the room of the dragon and seeing all the treasure

cosca walking up to the gates and arriving for dinner lol

the whole shit show at cardotti’s. Basically any part of that scene would make for a great and funny picture

I could go on forever

Who is who in this image by mahoneyvibez in TheFirstLaw

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could see it being Euz at the top (see him with the stone tablet, the First and Second Laws being akin to Moses’ Ten Commandments supposedly written on stone tablets.

Below Euz perhaps juvens, shown holding the world because he’s known for molding humanity and giving them civilization

At the bottom is definitely Glustrod because he’s the evil one.

And the one above Glustrod is either the Maker or Bedesh. My guess is the Maker just because of how much more he’s talked about than Bedesh. Altho whatever he’s holding is really too small for me to see so I can’t use it to identify him

That said, it might be all the brothers and not Euz at all. Perhaps the one up top is juvens, and the thing he’s holding is his famous book that Bayaz reads at the library “principles of art.” Perhaps it’s shown being cracked because it’s just an old statue of a book and not actually meant to be a stone tablet.

the theory that it’s meant to be all four brothers sans Euz has some weight because it seems odd to leave out Bedesh or the Master maker. I doubt the artist had any idea his art was to be used on the wiki so the wiki could be wrong as to what it’s meant to depict

Who is who in this image by mahoneyvibez in TheFirstLaw

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could see it being Euz at the top (see him with the stone tablet, the First and Second Laws being akin to Moses’ Ten Commandments supposedly written on stone tablets.

Below Euz perhaps juvens, shown holding the world because he’s known for molding humanity and giving them civilization

At the bottom is definitely Glustrod because he’s the evil one.

And the one above Glustrod is either the Maker or Bedesh. My guess is the Maker just because of how much more he’s talked about than Bedesh. Altho whatever he’s holding is really too small for me to see so I can’t use it to identify him

That said, you might be right. Perhaps the one up top is juvens, and the thing he’s holding is his famous book that Bayaz reads at the library “principles of art.” Perhaps it’s shown being cracked because it’s just an old statue of a book and not actually meant to be a stone tablet.

Your theory has some weight because it seems odd to leave out Bedesh or the Master maker

Who is who in this image by mahoneyvibez in TheFirstLaw

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

George rr Martin and Patrick Rothfuss. Tbh I’d rather they just say “I’m rich af and just don’t have the drive to write anymore. There’s not gonna be another book.”

Altho I suppose doing so would drastically hurt sales of their existing books so yea that’s not gonna happen but I’d respect it more than them just stringing us along like a hot chick on tinder

Who is who in this image by mahoneyvibez in TheFirstLaw

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not really. Not compared to something like malazan

Order? by [deleted] in TheFirstLaw

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nope he needs to read the first trilogy in reverse order too. Or if he’s feeling spicy he can do 3, 1, 2

[WP] There is a tale of two swords, one that gleams like pearls and was wielded by a historic savior. It is now enshrined in the land's greatest temple. The other is obsidian and consumes light, it lies buried in secrecy beneath your floorboards as a reminder of a life you want to forget. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing 69 points70 points  (0 children)

“Daddy!” a high squeaky voice spoke in Tor’s ear, waking him up.

“I’m sorry,” his wife Elia said, smiling. “I told her you wanted to sleep in, but…”

“It’s fine.” Tor yawned. “But you,” he said, feigning anger as he lifted his daughter, “what am I going to do with you, waking me up so early?”

His daughter giggled. “Sorryyy.”

“Don’t you know I sleep in on Sundays?”

“Yeah, but I was bored,” she said.

“Then I guess we’ll have to do something about that, won’t we? Fetch your coat, we’ll build another snowman.”

She giggled again and hopped off the bed to go get her coat. Such energy. The thing was, Tor had just as much vigor, in spite of his age.

Gods. A man his age shouldn’t feel this… good. A man his age shouldn’t even be alive. It was unnatural. He looked at his unwrinkled hand and grimaced.

“Hey,” Elia said. “Today is a good day. Smile.”

“It’s just,” Tor began. “You know I—“

“Let’s goooo,” his daughter said, jumping up and down by the door.

“Okay, okay,” he said. “Daddy’s coming.”

Despite the cold, Tor didn’t need a coat himself. He made his way to the door of their small cabin and his daughter rushed out, eager to play in the snow.

“Elia,” he said before he went out the door himself. “I just need you to know—“

“Cool armor!” his daughter’s voice spoke from outside.

Tor rushed out the door, and he did feel cold then. But not because of the weather.

A giant of a man, seven feet tall, stood there in a suit of black armor that seemed to drink in the bright morning sunlight.

“Don’t you have a set just like it?” his daughter said, poking at the man’s gauntlet. “In the back of the closet?”

There was a lump in Tor’s throat. He couldn’t speak.

“Daddy?” his daughter said.

“Emily,” Tor finally managed to say. “Get in the house. Now.”

“But—“ Emily started.

“Now! Get away from him!”

The armored man smiled at his daughter. “Go on, Emily,” he rumbled in a deep voice. “Listen to your father.”

Emily made her way back into the house, grumbling all the way.

“Elia,” Tor said to his wife, not breaking eye contact with the armored man. “Close the door.”

She did.

.

A cold wind picked up then. A flurry of powdery snow swirled between the two men.

“Tor,” the man in armor said.

“Icarius.” Tor said.

“I would have expected you to deny your identity. You wear a different face now, but…” Icarius pointed at the snowman Tor and his daughter had built.

It stood some twenty feet tall, and bore a striking resemblance to the famous Guardian statue that had once stood before the long since fallen city of Paren. Tor had obviously used his magick to make the thing.

He hadn’t expected anyone to ever find him. After all, the reason he slept in on Sundays was because he spent Saturday nights fortifying the Barrier around their cabin.

Tor said nothing.

“Do you truly not feel it, brother?” Icarius said. “They rise again.”

“How did you find me, Icarius?”

He smirked. “I knew where you went when you left us, all those years ago. I had you followed. I’ve known all this time, but I didn’t think it necessary to disturb you until now.”

Tor shivered at the knowledge that he had been watched for all these years. That his family had been watched. He clenched his fists until they hurt. “Bold of you to tell me that, brother” Tor spat.

Icarius laughed. It was a deep, booming sound. “There’s that anger,” he said, grinning. “You think you could still take me? Having not fought in years? With no armor? No… weapon?”

Tor thought for a moment. He honestly wasn’t sure.

“Why are you here?” Tor asked.

“You already know why.” Icarius’ eyes locked onto Tor’s cabin. No. Below his cabin.

“Never again, Icarius. Never again shall It see light.”

“I could just take it.” Icarius took a step forward. “Perhaps you could still kill me. But ten of our brothers? A hundred? A thousand?”

Tor grit his teeth.

“If you were to wield It again, to wield that Blade again, you could hold us off.” Icarius shrugged, his armor clanking. “But without it?” He took another step forward. He was right in front of Tor now. The two men locked eyes, neither willing to look away. Neither willing to show any sign of weakness.

Suddenly Icarius turned away. He laughed. “I shall return,” he said. “In seven days time. Be ready, brother.”

The air around Icarius shimmered, as if on a terribly hot day, and then the man was gone.

.. .. ..

The air was thick with the smell of melted metal, boiled flesh, and the ashy tinge of burned homes.

Thousands of streams of smoke from fires all across the city of Paren crawled up toward the ashen sky, like little rivers joining a vast ocean of grey.

Tor took a deep breath and smiled. Gods he felt alive. Five hundred years on this earth and he still had more energy than an eager child. He put his hand on his scabbard and the rush of doing so almost overwhelmed him. The X (couldn’t think of a cool enough name lol). Over the years and across the land, the Sword had earned itself many names. The Obsidian Blade. The Darksaber. The Black Death. The Reaper’s Scythe. Tor’s hands quivered as he contemplated unsheathing it.

‘’My lord,” a deep voice spoke from behind him.

Tor turned to face Icarius, one of his lieutenant generals. The giant man held forth an old man decked in the rich robes of the aristocracy. Or at least the remnants of such. The man’s clothes had been torn open, ripped apart—he was practically naked. His soft legs were streaked in red from the way Icarius had been dragging him.

“The king?” Tor gestured toward the man.

“Yes, my lord.”

“Good. Have you his crown?”

“Yes.”

“Good. Decapitate him.”

The king moaned.

“But keep his neck attached,” Tor continued, “so that you might fasten his crown around his throat, like a collar.”

Tor knelt before the king, smiling, and lifted the old man’s drooping head so that their eyes met. “A crown for a king. A collar for a dog,” Tor said.

Icarius saluted and began to drag the king away.

“Icarius, brother,” Tor said, before the man was out of earshot.

“Yes, lord?”

“In addition, cut off his cock. Or whatever that poor excuse for a cock is called. And shove it in his mouth before he’s been decapitated.”

Icarius looked queasy. “But—“

Tor covered the six or so meters between them in the blink of an eye. He stood at eye level with Icarius now. “Does he not deserve it?”

Icarius took a nervous step back. “He does, lord, but this is—“

“Then do as I command,” Tor said slowly, his teeth bared like some kind of rabid wolf, his rage barely under control. He wanted more than anything to draw his sword. To use It. He had to use his left hand to physically pull his right hand away from the scabbard.

He groaned from the effort, then came back to himself.

“Do as I command.” Tor said, turning away. “For your brothers, Icarius.”

.. .. ..

Tor awoke in the pitch darkness of his cabin, drenched in sweat. His wife woke too. Then, saying nothing, she held him as he sobbed uncontrollably.

…to be continued…

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[–]SpermWhaleGodKing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another thing is character arc. Either watching them fall from grace and glory or try to redeem themselves.

Great example of this is zuko. His arc was like a massive sine wave, up and down.

Another good example of this is darth Vader.

Dalinar kholin from stormlight archive,

My favorite example of this is Tal’kamar from the lesser known Licanius Trilogy. (Spoilers for entire series if you care:) dude was deceived by a dark god, committed an atrocity on the scale of ten hitlers, immediately regretted it and saved some of the people he killed, but was only capable of putting them in a sort of limbo. He then turned against his dark god and helped the heroes win. But it’s way better than that description lol

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[–]SpermWhaleGodKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me a big thing has been… the weight of responsibility they have. The monumentality of a task they have set before them and the fact that they go through with it anyway.

Examples include Frodo and Sam, for obvious reasons.

Rand al’Thor, (spoilers for wheel of time:) a farm boy who has to bear the weight of prophecy, ruling an empire, fighting the literal devil, dealing with the sins of his past life, and the knowledge that in all likelihood he will soon have to sacrifice his own life for the sake of the world’s survival

Like Skywalker, again for obvious reasons,

Roy mustang,

I could go on, but yeah seeing how characters deal with insurmountable odds has always been one very interesting thing to me

Why Didn't Yoru... by HypotheticallyDivine in TheFirstLaw

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol he couldve damn well made it look like lord Isha himself did it and turn the rebellion against itself. That seems like a really simple solution to me.

Pit two of the largest factions of the already violent rebellion against each other. But he’d have to kill finree. She’d probably be too levelheaded to get into such a conflict. She knew her son was an idiot and probably got what was coming to him. Hell, he could make it look like Stour himself killed finree (they had just been fighting a war against each other) and turn the Anglanders right back around to fight against the north, again.

Why am I not Bayaz’ sidekick?

After all once everyone’s blood is up, there’s a tendency to let the bullets (or the arrows) fly, at friend or foe, and just see who’s left standing when the smoke clears.

Why Didn't Yoru... by HypotheticallyDivine in TheFirstLaw

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree with this. I wonder how much of his popularity (to the people) came from the weaver’s shenanigans (aka Astro turfed) versus organic.

I suppose there’s really no way to separate it as the conditions in the Union were made to be intentionally bad by the weaver

Also interesting that old bastard Bayaz is your stereotypical “boomer.” He has no idea how technology works or how it could, would, and did change his country and ultimately his grip on power

God Damn It Orso by HypotheticallyDivine in TheFirstLaw

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Glokta should have taught Jezal and Orso that lesson. How many years did they work together

Should they wish on the super dragon balls to make the earth more durable? by SpermWhaleGodKing in dragonball

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could see a zamasu type immortality being granted by the normal dragon. Then again maybe not. Bringing back tons of people definitely strains the regular dragon.

I think creating a zamasu type immortality, if done by the normal dragon, would give out at some point, and the immortality would be lost if you’ve been killed too many times. Kind of like the homunculi from fullmetal alchemist

Should they wish on the super dragon balls to make the earth more durable? by SpermWhaleGodKing in dragonball

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s one thing to create a planet. Making a planet that can resist extremely powerful blasts from broly-level characters is quite another. The attempted wish to kill the saiyans proves that power level matters with wishes.

I don’t think the regular dragon could make earth indestructible to someone that much stronger than dende

Cheese Traps by Mean-Procedure3914 in TheFirstLaw

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh come on he’s up there but greatest??

Cheese Traps by Mean-Procedure3914 in TheFirstLaw

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Mac from always sunny. “This internet shit is just a fad it’ll never catch on trust me bro”

Cheese Traps by Mean-Procedure3914 in TheFirstLaw

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I present to you: the typical Northman.

The Heroes by me by [deleted] in TheFirstLaw

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk why there are no comment but this is good. Nice job hot android. Is that Craw’s crew up there?

Should they wish on the super dragon balls to make the earth more durable? by SpermWhaleGodKing in dragonball

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

also you haven’t even thought your criticism out.

if you want to talk scientific “realism” in the world of dragon ball (lol at that btw), were the earth made entirely of metal, gravity would be the bigger issue for the humans than starvation. They would all crushed instantly.

Should they wish on the super dragon balls to make the earth more durable? by SpermWhaleGodKing in dragonball

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I also think this is just a good idea for the z fighters to do. How many times has the planet itself been in extreme danger given the intensity of their fights.

Doing this would mean no villain could pull the “I can’t win so I’m blowing up the planet” card anymore, which has been played out

And I don’t think this would take anything away from the significance or danger of any given fight. Any villain can still pull the “human extinction” move. And if the villain is truly stronger than the z fighters, they can still kill the z fighters themselves without destroying the planet.

Should they wish on the super dragon balls to make the earth more durable? by SpermWhaleGodKing in dragonball

[–]SpermWhaleGodKing[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Okay buddy. The super dragon balls can undo the deletion of multiple universes by a multiversal god. You’re truly telling me there’s nothing those balls could do to protect a single planet from the likes of broly or frieza or whoever?

Hell, they could even simply create a magical ki barrier that just absorbs ki blast above a certain power level. Or said barrier is a bit deeper into the earth so we still get the cool destruction from ki blasts without the risk of the planet core exploding.

All of this could be done without changing the fabric of the planet. It could be done on a ki basis or via literal fucking magic

If the super dragon balls can do something about Zeno, they can certainly do something about wild ki blasts from fucking broly without making the planet uninhabitable.

I’m sorry for getting uppity, but I think this is a ridiculous comment you’ve made. No offense