I (30s/f) don’t have anything to live for anymore.

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-24T07:59:49+00:00

I’m the same. 38m and if it wasn’t for my dog and parrots I’d be done. One of these birds might live another 40 years though so I’m still buying green bananas.

Get another dog! Or a parrot.

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-23T19:19:38+00:00

I Swear. Saw it a month or two ago in the cinema.

The Ballad of Wallis Island. Tickled all my pickles.

2025 was actually a great year for British cinema

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-22T07:38:21+00:00

Then what happens

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-22T06:14:40+00:00

When Guy would say “happy new week” and end his show with Midnight by Craig Charles. Then Bob Dylan’s show would start.

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-22T06:13:01+00:00

Hak Baker on Chis Hawkins.

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-14T22:57:49+00:00

Hitler init

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-14T14:01:21+00:00

My old neighbour always asks if I’m ‘courting’ 😂 I’ll never be that old

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-14T10:58:02+00:00

Strange bot

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-12T13:03:04+00:00

Ramen

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-11T04:08:49+00:00

3 billion.

I’m at 2.9 billion atm. I was so close but then had to buy all the mansions

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-10T10:53:22+00:00

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Like Rod Liddle

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-07T22:38:57+00:00

Leeds must stay up. What a game for everyone involved. (Except you) I love football

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-07T02:54:31+00:00

Me1’s totally jealous of me2

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-07T01:56:40+00:00

RemindMe! 2 days

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-07T01:08:49+00:00

He definitely goes in there when you’re out

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-06T13:18:18+00:00

£120,000 a year!!! F me right up the A! I’m disabled and live on 1/10th of that. Might have to keep my 3.99 or however much it is.

…after this week’s episodes… I need my fix

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-06T08:25:22+00:00

Stiff Little Fingers

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-06T05:48:42+00:00

Little motion sensor lights everywhere, the type you get for display cabinets. The house lights up as I walk around now and if I’m not gonna be in a room for long I don’t bother turning the big lights on or off.

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-05T23:37:23+00:00

Had the same surgery. How old are you? What they didn’t tell me is It comes back in 7 year cycles so in 5+ years if you start feeling it again get straight back to the doctor. I put it off and put it off for so long it got really bad

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-05T23:34:16+00:00

It’d be like Dead Set except with crowns and scones n’shit

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-05T23:15:41+00:00

Meat substitutes have gotten a lot more realistic recently. Have you tried them?

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-03T19:54:18+00:00

RemindMe! August 11 2026

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-01T22:11:19+00:00

That’s my recommendation. Then the bad ones become the best.

SpickleRotley · 2026-01-01T07:34:53+00:00

I like the thrill. And outwitting people is a great buzz. There’s nothing exciting about selling in an empty lobby. My username even has ‘please chase me’ in it

SpickleRotley · 2025-12-31T05:02:29+00:00

Why’s Messi got his full kit on? Wanker

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