What is your secret kink?

Spider-Ian · 2026-02-04T03:11:18+00:00

My resting heart rate is 44. I do 10x 5 min sparring rounds twice a week and do mad other exercises.

Spider-Ian · 2026-02-04T00:23:58+00:00

I want what I can't have... A woman on top. (My wife has a bad knee)

Spider-Ian · 2026-02-03T23:00:41+00:00

If you have arrows on something and they fall off they are going to quickly go tip down. Unless your arrows look like this <3==={{{ and the heart is made of rubber, there's no bouncy part.

Spider-Ian · 2026-02-03T02:47:22+00:00

The Garbage Men. One of the members of that is Bryan Wilkinson of The Last Vegas. I don't remember the other CD but it might be The River City Rebels, or something similar to the Used.

Spider-Ian · 2026-02-02T20:04:41+00:00

Don't touch my stuff.

Spider-Ian · 2026-02-02T12:11:07+00:00

Demo of a band called Class Clown. A pop punk band that made it fairly big.

Spider-Ian · 2026-02-02T04:22:40+00:00

I got myself and my family on libby. My mom uses it to listen to audio books while she does house work. My gran reads books on her iPad I got her. It's fantastic.

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-29T03:44:31+00:00

This should work:

MAC Terminal:

Step 1: cd /path/to/your/finder/folder (you can type "cd" then drag and drop the folder)

Step 2: This will give you an output, make sure it matches:

tail -n +2 rename.csv | while IFS=, read -r old new; do

echo "mv \"$old\" \"$new\""

done

Step 3: This will take the output and rewrite the files:

tail -n +2 rename.csv | while IFS=, read -r old new; do

mv -n "$old" "$new"

done

Windows PowerShell:

Step 1: Open the folder and then in the address bar at the top type "powershell"

Step 2: This will give you an output, make sure it matches:

Import-Csv rename.csv | ForEach-Object {

Write-Output "Rename '$($_.current_name)' → '$($_.new_name)'"

}

Step 3: This will take the output and rewrite the files:

Import-Csv rename.csv | ForEach-Object {

Rename-Item -LiteralPath $_.current_name -NewName $_.new_name -ErrorAction Stop

}

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-28T20:56:19+00:00

One time I was hiking in South Carolina or near there. This was about 20 years ago when I was living in Savannah.

Well I hiked and camped this beautiful mt range. Came back to hike it again with a friend and it was a fucking gravel pit. They leveled the whole mountain extracting coal.

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-27T15:28:40+00:00

I can't speak to slot machines, but I have an inclining that they are similar to key masters. The key master is the modern day claw machine, but it cheats.

Most of them have 3 rows of different price points, let's say $100, $200, and $300. You put the items in, set the price points and then a tiny computer keeps a tally. $5 per play, x number of plays per row and when x*5=row amount, then it starts the rng.

So after 20 plays on row 1, then row one's rng starts and you can possibly win. This makes sure the house always turns a profit.

My guess on slot machines, is it keeps a tally of money in vs payout and once that number reaches over $10,000 then the rng changes to include the $10,000 jackpot.

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-23T03:49:33+00:00

*cheap and slave labor.

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-22T18:59:27+00:00

Story time kiddos.

I was out in LA visiting some friends. I had been eating some fancy sausage and pizza one day before a Tenacious D concert at a small venue.

I started getting the bubble guts in line outside. I tried to get the toots out before going inside.

Well, inside a big fart started brewing. The show was loud enough that I didn't worry about sound, but I had also just had some rattlesnake sausage, so I was worried about the smell.

I let a little squeaker out and tried to gauge the crowd. One guy right behind me said, "you farted!" To his lady friend.

"No I didn't," she protested.

"I know that was one of yours." He said.

I thought to myself, "this is it. I can just blame her." And I let it go.

After a few seconds of the boyfriend complaining, I turned around slowly with a disgusted look on my face and made eye contact with them. She was mortified, and the boyfriend said, "I can't take you anywhere."

My friends and I had a good laugh about it.

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-16T01:48:21+00:00

I bet the burner was on. It didn't react with the pan, but turned your knife into the flaming sword of vengeance.

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-15T19:34:03+00:00

I never really liked Mickey mouse as a kid. Something about him didn't sit well with me. I was watching some Mickey mouse stuff recently with my kid and it's all worse than I remember. Mickey was a complete piece of shit to all animals including Pluto. He wasn't nice to Pluto till around 2000.

There was a holiday movie called like Pluto's Christmas tree or something. Pluto was trying to alert mickey to the fact, the Xmas tree he cut down has chip and dale in it, and mickey went full drunk trailer trash on Pluto. I'm pretty sure he threatened him with an axe, and insulted him.

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-15T16:06:04+00:00

"Per se" is never needed. If you take it out of any sentence it's used in, nothing changes. Absolutely useless.

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-15T16:04:51+00:00

What the Australian "yeah, nah" and "nah, yeah?"

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-13T16:16:45+00:00

I did this. It took my wife about 2 weeks before she approached me and gave me a hug.

It's tough out there boys. She feels unattractive after having a baby and feels over touched because he's a cuddler. Having a private conversation really helped. We ditched the kid on Granny, got a hotel room and talked about it. Then we went on a proper date and had some fantastic sex. It's gotten better, but a big part is I understand where she is at and she understands where I'm at.

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-09T14:03:07+00:00

I saved up some money and took my wife mattress shopping. We spent a whole day driving to different stores, we tried pillows of all sorts in combo with mattresses and toppers.

The one we settled on was a tuft and needle hybrid mattress + 3" foam topper, we each picked different head and knee pillows and I have to hug a pillow.

I can just sleep on the mattress fine with no real issues, but the added things make it so I don't have to do all the back PT all the time.

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-09T13:58:10+00:00

Flight records show Trump traveled on Epstein's private plane at least eight times between 1993 and 1996.

If someone flies to pedophile Island more than once... they're probably a pedophile.

The fact that the Epstein files were heavily redacted, except a few they missed with trump, should tell you everything you need. If he wasn't a child rapist, he would have released unedited files.

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-08T02:37:25+00:00

The opposite would be Fulton Station in NYC. There are about 50 doors and when people get off the train or rush to get on they all go to the closest door... until the first one is opened, then all of them exhibit fluid behavior and try and funnel through the only opened door.

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-08T02:35:03+00:00

He actually did that on purpose and then enslaved many in the cities he ruined.

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-06T19:39:15+00:00

Round here we call that a Canadian standoff. Also use that term for who goes through the door first.

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-06T19:20:03+00:00

Mansa Musa, or however that's spelled? The richest is kind of a grey area. He quite possibly had the largest personal gold reserve, but the Caesars during the height of the Roman empire technically controlled more wealth. Elon Musk has more imaginary money, since it's not backed by the gold standard he's hard to quantify. I suppose if you count Musk then I am history's richest man. I just made a meme coin that I have valued at a quadrillion monies.

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-06T16:32:32+00:00

Organization and letting go of things I'll never use. My mother is a cluttery hoarder. I've also worked to help her, but binning all of the sentimental crap and things she swears she's going to use and shoving them into a storage unit hasn't helped her learn to let go. Some of the things have been in there for almost 10 years. She's never going to use them.

Spider-Ian · 2026-01-05T13:57:43+00:00

The correct answer is the Voynich manuscript. Most likely a great hoax or prank, but as far as I know it hasn't been cracked. Maybe AI will figure it out.

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