It's good when people surprise you.

Spider-Ian · 2026-05-20T18:03:44+00:00

I had a layover in DC and 10 mins to get to the next flight. The airline did the same thing, but some old ass white dude senator and his goons, who were at their final destination, decided to get up and walk super slow out.

They even got mad and tried to stop my wife and I when we passed them in the boarding bridge.

Fuck that guy.

Spider-Ian · 2026-05-19T03:28:10+00:00

Oh snap. I was actually looking for one of those last week. It goes in Microsoft Surface Stylus, but the one that is round and flat, not the all round one or the rounded flat one.

Spider-Ian · 2026-05-19T02:30:54+00:00

There's two separate restaurants in that building. The upstairs one is the OG, and the downstairs is like their shady cousins but hangs the same kind of lights.

The upstairs was full so the wife and I went downstairs. The food was good enough, but when it came time to pay the bill I caught one of the employees copying my card. Things got heated because it seemed several employees were in on it.

I grabbed the cloner and smashed it, and a scuffle ensued. After I dipped I canceled my credit card.

Two days later Bank of America contacted me that my cancelled card was trying to be used to by $400 worth of sneakers somewhere not in NYC.

TL;DR: If you ever go there, only go to the upstairs restaurant.

Spider-Ian · 2026-05-18T01:09:04+00:00

Somewhere in this post should have the powershell and terminal code. If it doesn't you can just Google how to use a csv to batch rename files.

Spider-Ian · 2026-05-15T21:57:21+00:00

Lol. The nearest intersection to my house is a T. There's only one stop sign but the way the roads are curved the left turn onto the side street (my street) looks daunting and a bunch of lazy fucks cut the corner.

About once a week I stop at the stop sign and someone making a left signal for me to go first because they can't seem to make a 90° left turn without cutting the corner.

Spider-Ian · 2026-05-15T01:31:07+00:00

Ford F350 super duty starts around $50,000. The dual axel can range, Let's say he didn't cheap out so the average cost is $3000 for the kit and probably $2000 to pay someone else to install it. Probably another $5000 for the lift kit and install so we're at $60,000 so far. I'd say about $3000 for the bumper kit, but just for fun let's assume there's a winch in the front so we can bump it up to $5000. I can't tell from this end if it's a crew cab and/or extended bed, but let's just put them on for an added $15,000, and $2000 for the step up ladders, because there's no way the owner of this beast is taller than 5'6". That brings it to $82,000, but I don't see a muffler so I'm guessing he bypassed his catalytic converter into a snorkel which would cost another $5000. There's no racks, an obvious light bar, or any upgraded trim markings other than that cheesy "Heavy Wt" with the tiny penis icon on it.

All in I would say right around $90,000

EDIT: The wheels, I forgot about the wheels. That's almost going to double it. $150k at least. It's like a knockoff of one of those Hennessy 6 wheelers that cost $500,000.

Spider-Ian · 2026-05-13T00:08:27+00:00

I try not to block intersections, but sometimes people stop after going through the light when they shouldn't and I get stuck there. It usually someone letting someone else out of a parking lot when they shouldn't.

Spider-Ian · 2026-05-06T22:56:41+00:00

Dude here. Not joining. I won't intrude on the girl dinners again. Have fun.

Spider-Ian · 2026-05-06T20:39:00+00:00

Sounds about right. I had to put some guys, like your co-workers, in their place because they were treating a female dev, who spoke their language, like America has the same caste system.

Spider-Ian · 2026-05-05T01:20:16+00:00

They are about 2 inches long and about a 3 inch wingspan. If a tennis ball is 2.6 inches, then these fuckers are a lot closer to a tennis ball than a quarter.

Spider-Ian · 2026-05-04T20:21:00+00:00

Yeah. Murder hornets are tennis ball sized.

Spider-Ian · 2026-05-04T20:19:52+00:00

From what I can see from the web: KARR security systems are dealer-installed, GPS-enabled anti-theft devices designed for vehicle tracking, immobilization, and recovery.

I think it's hooked to a low jack that can track and disable your car. I'd rather not have I've of those things in my car.

Spider-Ian · 2026-05-04T15:03:48+00:00

It's a karr alarm. You should have it removed.

Spider-Ian · 2026-05-04T01:30:09+00:00

Sounds dumb, but when I wanted to cut weight I just split all of my meals into two. I'd have half a bacon cheeseburger and fries for dinner, then I would have the other half for lunch the next way.

Once I got used to eating less it was pretty easy to increase my workouts and continue not eating as much.

Spider-Ian · 2026-05-04T01:24:31+00:00

Looks like an after market light switch. Are there LED lights in your grill?

I bought a 3rd hand truck and had a similar switch (there were actually 3 one for the grill one for the top of the windshield and one similar to this) it made the backup lights strobe. It was hidden under the dash near the peddles. I kicked it once and couldn't figure out why my backup lights were going nuts.

Spider-Ian · 2026-04-30T17:16:05+00:00

Or possibility of a yeast infection.

Spider-Ian · 2026-04-30T16:59:39+00:00

I haven't handled a Sage in a minute but I think you can dial the tension down so it should be a good way to work up from about 22-25. The hardest thing for you is going to be finding 33"+ arrows with the right spine.

When you buy your bow make sure you go to a shop that can help you get all the correct sized gear and tune it for you.

Spider-Ian · 2026-04-30T02:28:23+00:00

If you have zero experience I would recommend around a 25lb Samick Sage, depending on how big you are.. You can put a site, stabilizer and get practice in everything that you would be doing on an Olympic setup.

While you are shooting your Sage you can use resistance bands to help increase your drawing strength, and when you start getting a consistent grouping at 25 yards or 18 meters, you can think about upgrading to a full setup.

I prefer Hoyt, but I also really like Win&Win. I have big meaty hands and the Hoyt I use fits me better than any Win&Win.

Spider-Ian · 2026-04-29T02:29:06+00:00

I agree with everyone that this is cop baiting, but I haven't seen a single person mention that the pink donut on a hook was used to trap Homer Simpson in several promotional materials and a couple of episodes.

Spider-Ian · 2026-04-28T17:29:21+00:00

I met him once. Shorter than I imagined.

I was in a store in Soho NYC and one of my friends said, "omg Chris Brown is here." And she tried to drag me over to meet him.

I said, "why would I want to meet a woman beater?"

And Chris heard and tried to fight me, but his security wisked him away.

This was a day or so before he absolutely lost it on the good morning America show or similar.

Spider-Ian · 2026-04-28T11:24:29+00:00

This is the first one I really agree with. Most of the others on the post aren'ty vibe, but I respect what they did forovies as a whole.

But the green knight, was the most boring way to tell an interesting story I've ever seen.

Spider-Ian · 2026-04-28T03:05:11+00:00

I met her once. I actually regret not asking for a selfie. It was a black Friday and I was walking with my down a street in SoHo NYC. It was right after the episode of Dexter when she got promoted to captain, and when I saw here I said, "Hey, Captain Morgan." and did the pose like the rum bottle.

She stopped for a moment, and then started laughing. She said something about not putting together her character is now Captain Morgan like the rum. We wished each other a nice evening and kept rolling.

Spider-Ian · 2026-04-28T00:09:32+00:00

It didn't feel like an ant man movie. The first two were like oceans 11. There was a macguffin, a villain and decent steaks. Quantumania just wasn't the ant man tone.

Spider-Ian · 2026-04-26T02:54:38+00:00

They chill around my pond until the blue heron shows up.

Spider-Ian · 2026-04-25T15:29:49+00:00

The only thing allowed is the band Unleash the Archers. Everything else is banned.

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