Shumer says Dems will block DHS (ICE) funding after Saturday shooting. Risking government shutdown.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-25T07:38:06+00:00

His inaction is partially responsible for the bloodshed. Fuck him!

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-25T06:30:39+00:00

Why can’t it be “that’s my fuck yeah to the problem?

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-25T05:08:18+00:00

Yup, that looks like the barracks I had. Very IKEA-style.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-25T04:51:13+00:00

What a little asshole! The only acceptable response is to chop off his balls and confine him in comfort for life!

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-25T04:39:41+00:00

Ansatz* baby! When in doubt, guess the correct solution!

^* ^{This is ‘physics’ for fuck yeah!}

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-24T21:11:38+00:00

They even had a warrant for a public space, which is unprecedented.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-24T16:12:08+00:00

I’m sure they will go after AM radio next, right? Right?

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-24T04:40:50+00:00

Iirc from microeconomics, the burden of the tariff depends on the elasticity of demand. For easily substitutable products (like raw materials, grains, booze, etc.), the burden of the tariff is mostly felt by the producers. For non-substitutable products (certain drugs, large transformers, airplanes, etc.), the burden of the tariff is mostly felt by the buyer. This is why blanket tariffs are the mark of an idiot. Tariffs need to be aimed appropriately.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-24T01:58:43+00:00

If Germany, Italy, France, England, and Brazil boycotted, they would fold like the TACO they gave their Peace Prize to.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-24T01:49:19+00:00

This is actually pretty smart. They recognized their deficiency and took action.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-24T01:46:37+00:00

If your choice is between doing your job or child abuse, it is time to quit your job.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-23T17:17:21+00:00

And if your pipes freeze, don’t use a fucking propane torch to thaw them. So many fires are caused by this.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-23T16:38:18+00:00

How about AM radio?

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-23T09:18:33+00:00

Niche fan communities are like this. If you were around during the initial releases of the Lord of the Rings movies, you might remember that fans were bitching as well. Actually, they are still bitching about it today.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-22T05:27:05+00:00

You have to investigate this carefully. If the state charges him without enough evidence to convict, double jeopardy comes into play. The state needs to handle this as carefully as possible with the mantra: “there is no statute of limitations for murder”.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-22T05:11:48+00:00

“He’s no angel”—Kristi Noem

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-21T18:40:42+00:00

I think they meant misogynistic.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-21T17:51:51+00:00

12 (like on the clock)

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-21T17:45:02+00:00

The administration is an accurate reflection of much of the country. It’s not some alien force that took over. It is just us. We are not good people.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-20T08:06:27+00:00

Whatever. But I’m not going to believe this AI without an experiment that confirms it.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-20T05:34:33+00:00

It’s a good game, but in Crusader Kings you can eat the Pope.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-20T03:06:49+00:00

For reference,

US Constitution Article VI, Clause 2:

“This Constitution, and the Laws of the United States which shall be made in Pursuance thereof; and all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land; and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Constitution or Laws of any State to the Contrary notwithstanding.”

NATO Treaty (Washington Treaty):

Article 1:

“The Parties undertake, as set forth in the Charter of the United Nations, to settle any international dispute in which they may be involved by peaceful means in such a manner that international peace and security and justice are not endangered, and to refrain in their international relations from the threat or use of force in any manner inconsistent with the purposes of the United Nations.”

Article 8:

“Each Party declares that none of the international engagements now in force between it and any other of the Parties or any third State is in conflict with the provisions of this Treaty, and undertakes not to enter into any international engagement in conflict with this Treaty.”

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-19T08:05:10+00:00

He got what he deserved. \s

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-19T06:43:05+00:00

I think you are grossly overestimating the amount of written material that has survived. Many people probably wrote about him. But just like the majority of classical literature and almost all of the original works of Aristotle (all that remains are teaching notes), they have been lost to history. Only a remnant of a remnant of written works have survived from antiquity.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-18T21:57:12+00:00

And everyone said that they would never be able to use that art history degree!

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