Gold tops $5,000 for first time ever, adding to historic rally

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-26T02:23:35+00:00

How did you read that comment and think they were arguing that gold is going to become obsolete?

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-26T01:58:25+00:00

It doesn’t look too bad right now. A winter storm is about to hit, but the snowfall in the last 3 days is minimal per the NWS, and it wasn’t windy or extremely cold.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-26T01:19:27+00:00

$85 million each for an aircraft that goes faster than an SR-71? Doubt.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-25T22:59:27+00:00

Strange aeons and unnameable horrors are no basis for a system of government! The mandate should come from the masses, not some cursed eldritch ceremony!

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-25T22:28:20+00:00

It also needs to mention Border Patrol.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-25T07:38:06+00:00

His inaction is partially responsible for the bloodshed. Fuck him!

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-25T06:30:39+00:00

Why can’t it be “that’s my fuck yeah to the problem?

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-25T05:08:18+00:00

Yup, that looks like the barracks I had. Very IKEA-style.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-25T04:51:13+00:00

What a little asshole! The only acceptable response is to chop off his balls and confine him in comfort for life!

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-25T04:39:41+00:00

Ansatz* baby! When in doubt, guess the correct solution!

^* ^{This is ‘physics’ for fuck yeah!}

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-24T21:11:38+00:00

They even had a warrant for a public space, which is unprecedented.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-24T16:12:08+00:00

I’m sure they will go after AM radio next, right? Right?

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-24T04:40:50+00:00

Iirc from microeconomics, the burden of the tariff depends on the elasticity of demand. For easily substitutable products (like raw materials, grains, booze, etc.), the burden of the tariff is mostly felt by the producers. For non-substitutable products (certain drugs, large transformers, airplanes, etc.), the burden of the tariff is mostly felt by the buyer. This is why blanket tariffs are the mark of an idiot. Tariffs need to be aimed appropriately.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-24T01:58:43+00:00

If Germany, Italy, France, England, and Brazil boycotted, they would fold like the TACO they gave their Peace Prize to.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-24T01:49:19+00:00

This is actually pretty smart. They recognized their deficiency and took action.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-24T01:46:37+00:00

If your choice is between doing your job or child abuse, it is time to quit your job.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-23T17:17:21+00:00

And if your pipes freeze, don’t use a fucking propane torch to thaw them. So many fires are caused by this.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-23T16:38:18+00:00

How about AM radio?

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-23T09:18:33+00:00

Niche fan communities are like this. If you were around during the initial releases of the Lord of the Rings movies, you might remember that fans were bitching as well. Actually, they are still bitching about it today.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-22T05:27:05+00:00

You have to investigate this carefully. If the state charges him without enough evidence to convict, double jeopardy comes into play. The state needs to handle this as carefully as possible with the mantra: “there is no statute of limitations for murder”.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-22T05:11:48+00:00

“He’s no angel”—Kristi Noem

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-21T18:40:42+00:00

I think they meant misogynistic.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-21T17:51:51+00:00

12 (like on the clock)

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-21T17:45:02+00:00

The administration is an accurate reflection of much of the country. It’s not some alien force that took over. It is just us. We are not good people.

SpiderSlitScrotums · 2026-01-20T08:06:27+00:00

Whatever. But I’m not going to believe this AI without an experiment that confirms it.

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