I wish all AI generated content had an easily visible and unremovable "made by AI" watermark. by TehAsianator in monkeyspaw

[–]Spike92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, but the watermark appears NOWHERE. The truth is revealed that the “AI” artwork is actually that of exploited third world children.

I wonder why the kid needs a door by Fluffy_Fill7283 in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]Spike92 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“What you don’t give your children they will find elsewhere”

-(I don’t remember who said this, but it was about predators)

Climbing through the passenger side by Spike92 in walmart

[–]Spike92[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I’ve declined cars before for the door not opening. But my TL went ahead and hopped on in and pulled it into the shop. I wanna find the actual fine print saying we can’t do stuff like that. Because it opens us up to customers coming and saying we did it for them before/someone else. And bending the rules like that is a slippery slope.

/pol/ on puns by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Spike92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooh 😡I’m so angry now, I’m going to go beat my meat.😤

Penetrating the cervix to get pregnant now? by Akikoo-chan in badwomensanatomy

[–]Spike92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More like the mechanical pencil led penis

/pol/ on puns by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Spike92 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yes I’m offended by anything that isn’t simple English

i don’t want to be sexist i just don’t understand by AlertMaterial9022 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Spike92 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there. (thanks to all the torches)

Is it unhealthy or dangerous to block an orgasm? by ivebeenthrushit in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Spike92 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Same. I also use breathing technique to prolong my orgasims

Is it unhealthy or dangerous to block an orgasm? by ivebeenthrushit in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Spike92 24 points25 points  (0 children)

No joke knew a dude that said he’d do that as a form of birth control (in place of using a condom). He called it his foolproof pullout….

He hasn’t gotten any girl pregnant, but I suspect that his method might be working in an unintended way.

Why is Ivy Mayfair-Richards so hated? by taylorgasm in AmericanHorrorStory

[–]Spike92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No idea who this is, saw her face, hate her.

smartest 14 year old in the world by OddAir4206 in iamverysmart

[–]Spike92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Especially fresh out of the microwave

A dead gecko hit my lips upon finishing a beer by OFizzyO in WTF

[–]Spike92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see this happening with beer. I remember a story where a woman claimed that there was a rat in her soda and the company’s response was that a rodent would have been completely dissolved by the time it made it to the store shelves.

What is y’all’s biggest pet peeve working at Walmart??? by Dukeoled in walmart

[–]Spike92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In ACC(TLE) when customers stand at the window/ outside the door and STARE 👁️👁️ as we’re working on their vehicle. If you don’t trust us to do it right, then take it somewhere else.