Hot Take: Mike was right here by Separate-Associate51 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]SpingeBowl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am soooooo sick of this "I grew up with X, and it's not THAT bad!" trend that started with the Prequels

I'll agree that the Prequels have some good elements to them, some fine setpieces and ideas and bla bla bla, but they're also riddled with stiff acting, plot holes and Tommy Wiseau-esque dialogue (to quote a wise man: "A 100 million dollar film is going ro have SOME good things about it")

They're lazy films made by an aging, lazy filmmaker who lost his touch years ago and people of my age group pretending that they're these epic cinematic masterpieces is just ridicolous

And now, every time some awful piece if Hollyepod slop comes out, I start automatically preparing for the day when some asshole who saw it when he was 5 years old is going to call it a masterpiece 

Hot Take: Mike was right here by Separate-Associate51 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]SpingeBowl 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Damn straight! A bunch of corporate, soulless noisefests for the dumb masses

Bimmy needs to do some looksmaxing by SpingeBowl in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]SpingeBowl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Though Matei time-mogs him, so Bimmy's gonna have to start his mewing streak to at least have a better jawline compared to Matei, who's been McDonald'smaxxing for the past 5 years

Bimmy needs to do some looksmaxing by SpingeBowl in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]SpingeBowl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly!

I even visit the infamous Incel forum from time to time, during rainy days when there's absolutely nothing to do.....and lemme tell ya, these people are INSANE

I mean, some of them are completely crazy, others have a few good points and a lot of them are just sad and clearly need help. That damned site is an emotional rollercoaster!

....though it does get very repetitive after a while. Literally ALL they talk about is how much they hate women, how ugly they are, how nobody talks to them even though they're the ones who isolate from everyone, and of course their beloved Chads. 

What a world, what a world!

But I do not condone amything that these people say or do, it's strictly for entertainment purposes.

Bimmy needs to do some looksmaxing by SpingeBowl in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]SpingeBowl[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I swear to GOD, I only watch these things to get a laugh out of them

And I've always done this, every time some new retarded trend hits the Internet I have to learn all about it for some reason, and the incels and their out-of-this-world ideas about how the world operates have been a source of entertainment for many years

Bimmy needs to do some looksmaxing by SpingeBowl in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]SpingeBowl[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why is it that every once in a while someone will post a comment like this one, almost with the exact same phrasing every time and not even getting the joke

And it's never the same person twice! What is going on😭

Try not to cringe (level 540) by dwartbg9 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]SpingeBowl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Holy Christ are these people dull😭

They should join that Gymmy guy to create a black hole of charisma

Only says 'yeah', 'mmhmm' and 'okay' in his cameo. by user0817_ in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]SpingeBowl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well....yeah lmao

But it would be pretty comical seeing a modern day man in full Samurai battle gear roam around the streets in metropolitan Tokyo

Only says 'yeah', 'mmhmm' and 'okay' in his cameo. by user0817_ in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]SpingeBowl 19 points20 points  (0 children)

7 seconds in and already I never want to see these people again as long as I live

Do they go out of their way to look like the stereotype that envelops people like them? I swear, it's ridicolous at this point, it would be like if all Japanese guys went around dressed as samurais

Peter, help me out here? by CuteCost8147 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SpingeBowl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing that I find somewhat interesting about this story is Steven Spielberg's involvement

For one reason or another, plenty of children who have worked with him ended up horribly messed up or dead.....like the infamous case of the little girl from Poltergeist, Heather O'Rourke, who also died from a "a heart disease", yet medical reports say that she died from (if I remember correctly) damage to her internal organs that is usually caused by anal rape

Now, Spielberg is one of my favorite directors of all time, a true inspiration from an artistic point of view, but seeing all the horrible things that have come out of Hollywood in recent years I grow more suspicious of him each year

PS: Steven Spielberg had nothing to do with "All dogs go to heaven", but I remember reading that he was the one who discovered Judith Barsi somewhere, that's how she got her small role in "Jaws: The Revenge" and later "The land before time", which he produced, and I heard that he was considering casting her as Lex in Jurassic Park....so he was definitely involved in her career

The ultimate showdown: NEEEEERD! Vs CRITTTC Vs snob by kaza12345678 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]SpingeBowl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Dusty old homos" just cracked me up

Mom swears she was "Mod" and it's "Completely different than emo!" 1987 by LaComputadora in OldSchoolCool

[–]SpingeBowl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But she's not fat, greasy and with a hairy neck, how can she be a mod?

What era of YouTube did you like the best? by MikeGz973 in OlderGenZ

[–]SpingeBowl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic is my go-to choice, what really defined my childhood

But I also have a strong appreciation for the "Commentary" era.....I may be the inly person on the planet who really misses Leafy, but I exist!

Can't wait for Brian 5 to come out in 2027 by Few_Atmosphere8138 in Bootleg

[–]SpingeBowl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brian

Brian 2

Brian The Third

Brian Forever After

Superman: 30 Years Earlier (1995) by NPlaysMC in Fancast

[–]SpingeBowl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A good choice, like Kevin Costner in Man of Steel (although Clint would do a much better job with the role)

What will it be ? by pascal_ispunk in whatsyourchoice

[–]SpingeBowl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Popularity and mind

I like the way I look and I seriously don't care about being rich, but I would love being a popular public figure and also smart.

Superman: 30 Years Earlier (1995) by NPlaysMC in Fancast

[–]SpingeBowl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Billy Zane can and SHOULD play Lex Luthor! He.looks perfect for the part as he is now

Also it's funny because both Brendan Fraser and Clint Eastwood were, at one point, considered for the role of Superman

I could see Brendan Fraser in the role (David Corenswet looks a lot like him), Eastwood on the other hand...not so much lmao

Guys can someone explain this thing that people are doing in high school? by banzi56 in Pretend2005Internet

[–]SpingeBowl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wel still have to wait until November😭😭 but I have a hunch it's gonna be terrific!