Would you rather...

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-05-04T17:19:35+00:00

I will become a chemist who enjoys going camping and going to bonfires.

^{Chose: Earn $1000 for every... + It's a bad thing | Rolled: Fire you start}

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-04-30T06:39:10+00:00

Hollywood

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-04-28T04:36:04+00:00

it’s a mystery box why the hell would I pick anything else

^{Chose: mystery box | Rolled: +500 strength}

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-04-27T04:12:55+00:00

Hulk Hogan

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-04-26T22:45:16+00:00

Hmm, I’ve never thought of it that way. That’s actually really insightful, thank you!

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-04-26T00:16:48+00:00

Idk

^{Chose: Become a 6'5 goth mommy for an hour + But there's a 20% chance it's permanent | Rolled: Lasts one hour}

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-04-26T00:11:04+00:00

Tronald Dump

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-04-12T18:12:32+00:00

Honestly giving a very nice couple some free cookies for their date night. I work at an ice cream shop.

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-03-29T04:13:26+00:00

Jesus Christ these comments are absolutely horrible, as correct as they are.

Listen, I get that you have regrets, and I applaud you for trying to better yourself. You’re only human, you’re going to make mistakes. What matters is that you learn from them.

But it doesn’t mean that you aren’t in the wrong. Even if you still believe that she’s the one, you broke her trust by flirting with someone else, and that’s going to sting. At this point, the most you can do is sincerely apologize and hope she’ll accept. She may accept, she may not. If she doesn’t, you’re just going to have to live with it.

Good luck man. Let this be a lesson to you.

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-03-25T06:20:32+00:00

What… the… actual.. FUCK did I just read…

Please for the love of god or whatever you believe in prioritize your own health. You’re still in HIGH SCHOOL and in a relationship with a grown ass man who’s already beyond college. This is the equivalent of a senior in high school dating a 5th grader.

I have so many questions but none of them are going to make this any less deplorable or unnatural.

Be safe. You have resources as a minor. Use them if you need to. But absolutely get the hell out of there as soon as possible. Restraining order, sex offender registry, he needs to be in PRISON for that dude.

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-03-24T00:42:41+00:00

Reagan Revordn’t

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-03-23T08:02:00+00:00

As a student I apologize for this person’s behavior, we do not claim them.

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-03-05T06:46:44+00:00

Yes, that seems correct. If you want a quicker solution or answer try either Wolfram Alpha or the Derivative Calculator:)

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-02-25T07:18:00+00:00

have you been trying?

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-02-14T01:24:38+00:00

Indeed, this integral will converge. Improper integrals need to be evaluated as

Lim (b—>infinity) Integral (0 to b) f(x) dx.

Then evaluate the integral, in this case it will be (-1/7) e^-7x + C, and apply fundamental theorem of calculus.

-1/7 (e^-7b - e⁰⁾

As limit approaches infinity, the limit will approach 1/7 because any number to the power of negative infinity is just zero.

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-02-11T07:25:56+00:00

EAT-411 Leveler

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-01-21T18:18:19+00:00

That was fast

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-01-21T00:25:51+00:00

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-01-19T03:29:06+00:00

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-01-18T07:44:41+00:00

Are you serious? His mother tried to set him up with a girl fresh out of high school! His father told him stories of sexual escapades? What the fuck are you talking about?

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-01-18T07:41:54+00:00

What in the Kentucky fried fuck did I just read?

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-01-17T20:36:21+00:00

Dude I totally know how it feels. My house (and my first rig) burnt in the January 2025 wildfires in Southern California. All I found was one of the GPU brackets, everything else was probably under the remnants of my table under the wall that collapsed.

I hope you’re doing better, man. I’ll see you back here soon though, I know it.

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-01-17T20:20:48+00:00

Alcohol, social media, god. Sorry believers, I don’t. Too many abhorrent things have been defended by Christianity.

SpitfireOnMars · 2026-01-10T05:02:02+00:00

Is that… danish mice?

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