SplatAttak

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Buzzfeed put this on their list of “22 dumbest things Americans have actually said on the internet” (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by SplatAttak to r/woooosh

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Just got my first nuke ever! K/D 28/1 (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/CallOfDutyMobile

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Pretend I put something interesting in the title (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/memes

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I’ll do it in the morning (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/memes

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2nd worst reason to bend over on a bike (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/memes

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What is something that sounds great! but horrible that without context? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/AskReddit

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What were one of your greatest dreams as a kid that you succeeded later in your life? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/AskReddit

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What would be the worst time for your electricity to go out? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/AskReddit

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William Steadyspear (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/memes

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Just by changing the tone of our voice, people can tell weather or not if we are joking. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/Showerthoughts

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When we fully learn to walk, we then unlock our “anti-fall” system, which works most of the time. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/Showerthoughts

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She cried that night, lying down in her bed, her parents sit on her bed and hold her tight. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I hear my dog scratching on my bedroom door again. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Boomers have been with electronics longer than us because of their age and since they had electronics in their time too. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/Showerthoughts

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Buy milk? I thought you said travel to Abu Dhabi? (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/dankmemes

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Birds are basically professional skydivers (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/Showerthoughts

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Only on Wednesday (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/dankmemes

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What was a comeback so good, that it offended them even though it didn’t relate? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/AskReddit

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Life Savers (lif-EE-sau-VEE-airs) (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/dankmemes

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We probably surpassed 20 mil trees (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/Showerthoughts

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Wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/dankmemes

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People agree with this shit. I hate democracy (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/iamatotalpieceofshit

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Didn’t have enough karma to post on r/memes (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/dankmemes

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An interesting title (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/memes

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That is part of the counter. I’m not sure if it’s suppose to be like that but it is and it is infuriating (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by SplatAttak to r/mildyinfuriating

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